JESUS THIS BITCH IS CHEAP AND UNFAIR I'M TIRED OF MASHERS GETTING THEIR WAYS WITH THIS HUGE ASS SLUT

JESUS THIS BITCH IS CHEAP AND UNFAIR I'M TIRED OF MASHERS GETTING THEIR WAYS WITH THIS HUGE ASS SLUT


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FUCK ALL JOSIE SCRUBS

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fuck off retard, there's literally nothing dishonest about josie

Fun Fact: Filipinos is the most powerful race in the world. >:^)

It's too bad she looks nothing like an actual flip.

butterfly edge is actually a god damn bullshit move

That's a good thing.

baby want milky

If this game goes on sale and I buy it who should I play as?

Is there anyone with an annoying projectile I can main?

>most powerful race
>get raped to oblivion by every country
Filipino bitches be fine though

>A multi-corporation restaurant conglomerate can't beat a happy bee

but yes, filipino bitches are migthy fine.

Except for the height, she looks like one.

>complaining about Josie
>not Katarina
On top of that, Katarina is one of the grossest female characters I've seen in a video game.

I thought Sup Forums likes delicious brown girls. Flips are the best tone color of that delicious brown

Wait, if she's supposed to be a Dutertean, why does her costume looks Chinky?
>All Asians are Chinks meme?

actually, centuries of breeding with chinese, spaniards and americans, the average height of a flip is now 5'3 for women and 5'7 for men

>He's not lucky
Pff

its their flag you ding dong donut. red blue and yellow colors, the sun are her earrings and the stars are her bracelets

Feng or Paul are great for starters

>grossest

Weird way to spell sexiest but I forgive you.

>womb tattoos

Her clothes are colored after the flag, and those patterns by the sleeves, collar, and skirt are really flip like

>that tattoo

Hmm i heard you were talking shit about my wife?

Philippino people are ugly, dumb and obnoxious as fucking hell. Plus they breed like rabbits and are 99% ugly.

If i wanted to see real people i wouldn't play video games you twat

flipanon here. filipino girls are generally shit

Yeah but the 1% are absolutely off the charts

Translated NEVER EVER. I remember this shit taunting us in 2010. Back then even partially translated it was shitty because all of the content was in hallways

>3d women
you fool

I've lived around flips before back in my poor slum days. I agree that most are basically Asia's niggers.

However, boy let me tell you how beautiful a very small percentage of them are. Essentially deliciously tanned with Japanese features.

That small percentage is Josie IRL.

>opponent quits the game
>I don't get the win
Literally fucking why? I beat his add 3-0 and he quits at the last second so it doesn't count?

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>race of manlets
>favorite sport is basketball

Its fine. All our athletes are half breed europeans anyway.

Why is PC dead?

>Rarely Tournament Rooms
>1-2 Ranked Rooms
>game says 5k+ people are on

wtf

user that image might be a little bit homosexual

you don't say?

>fighting games on PC
>fighting games after 2 weeks

Ronald wishes he dances this smooth.
youtube.com/watch?v=SQcMLcjQDGw

>not maining the big boi Gigas

Literally duck. Almost all of her moves are high

FTFY

Even Anthony Bourdain likes Jollibee

youtube.com/watch?v=lS-c1oKMJOg

If I take that mask off will he die?

>those feet

I hate this crying bitch so much

That's a chink raised in flip land

Well, guess what. A sizable portion of Flips are of Chinese descent. Not to mention that the top 3 richest are Chinese.

>Josie thread
Shit...tell me when the next Tekken thread is up.

>finally get to grand master
>suddenly marauder opponent
>kbd out the ass
>sidestepping for days
>punished to hell and back
>get fucking destroyed

well I guess grand master is as far as I go, 100 wins out of 200 ain't so bad

we have the power to turn it into a King thead

same

that's absolute bullshit. I'm 5'10 and I went there last year and everyone is ultra manlet tier

fuck off with your dishonest character

I don't read mexican, explain to me what's happening here. Is this character doing 80% lifebar damage with a single move?

What's with this dishonest stuff about Josie?
Is she into NTR or something?

king is a grappler and that's his longest chain-grab, normally hard to do but you can do it easily if you map all the buttons to one

what that webm doesn't tell you is the enemy can easily break out by mashing one button as well

>Getting mad at anyone but Yoshimitsu

Everyone else is fine but Yoshi triggers me so much with his le wacky moves of what the fuck is going on

King's chain grab is a series of easily escapable grabs that add up to do a lot of damage. The only people that get hit by the whole thing are idiots.

the only characters I dodge in ranked are josie, akuma, and the bears

I play king honestly user, I don't do cheap shit like that unless I know how to do it.

>rage art is a high

fucking kek for what purpose

This, either use your safe mid or safe low and mash 4 and you're tournament worthy

I do that lol, my friends get so pissed at it
It doesn't work against good players though

HAAAAAIIII! RACKY CHUROE DAIYO!

>no Lei Wulong
>no Julia
>no Mokujin
>they're most likely going to make me pay for them
fuck namco

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it's still region locked due to the world tour, so you should change your download region on steam

I think so, yeah

Hes a big guy.

how do I do this?

I'm not playing at the moment, so I'll do it later.

Yeah, I guess he is

>mfw Gigas main and I get rage messages even though I am the most honest character in the game.

Im sorry you can't figure out my retarded range guys. Allow me to ground slam you into 80+ damage every time you forget to block high.

you probably meet tagalog shits
most of the beauties are in the south of that shithole anyway

Still waiting on that SFM

Fuck off King eats all the pussy.

mfw i lived with the small percentage of the asian niggers.
shit was worth, literally boning waifus.

mfw i had to leave her...

mfw I learned it the proper way before discovering you can do this shit. Well at least I got mixups and I always end mine without the Muscle Buster anyways so I dont look like a scrub

go to steam
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downloads
download region
I changed it to new york and im gettin a lot of matches recently, haven't tried miami but will do tomorrow

Thanks user

>JESUS THIS BITCH IS CHEAP AND UNFAIR I'M TIRED OF MASHERS GETTING THEIR WAYS WITH THIS HUGE ASS SLUT

Can you give examples on how Josie is a "cheap" character?

>most of the beauties are the muslims

Said no one ever.

>TFW can't pass 6th kyu beginner because nobody to play against

>asia couldn't decide whether it wanted to be cursed with niggers or spics so it combined them into one

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To further elaborate on that, the Philippines is a mongrel country, and I don't mean that in a negative way. The way it's taught, from the archipelago was initially settled in by 3 groups of physically distinct peoples : the Negrito, the Indones, and the Malay. Interbreeding happened with them and a few centuries down the road they basically became a Chinese port of call, where the Chinese didn't really care to colonize the land, but just wanted some place to stop and stretch their legs after sailing for who knows how fucking long. Fast forward a few more centuries and the Spanish came and colonized the land. Fast forward even more and Americans came to kick the Spaniards out.

So yeah, there's no such thing as a "pure" Filipino unlike in America where you could roughly argue that Chief Muckamuck of the Running Deer Tribe is a "pure American".

>Not being mad at Steve instead, who stuffs everything you try to do with basic jabs because "Boxers punch fast lol"

I hate Josie's Butterfly Edge. Fuck moves that crush mids.
youtube.com/watch?v=_fbNXW5KFqc

Boxers punch fast.

>44 hours logged so far
>Still have yet to find another person playing Shaheen
Am I the only one?

>tfw no Kazumi mommy to nurse from

>gigas rage drive

Fuck off that shits just a coin toss

Spiggers

Yes because he is literally the most boring character

>console version sucks

How do I get good?

I still don't know how it works. What are you supposed to do to not get staggered?

And massive combat robots like Jack should crush a man in one motion, but that doesn't happen because the game has to be balanced. Meanwhile, Steve-o is allowed to have ridiculous pokes because of that kind of reasoning.

Is Paul considered one of the more honest characters or is he just hated here because of the deathfist meme?