What is Kirby?
Is he a marshmallow? Is he a ghost? Is he a mutant Jigglypuff?
What is Kirby?
Zachary Thomas
Jacob White
Boneless Alien Creature
Kevin Garcia
so he's a metroid
Brody Fisher
He's a mixup of stem cells
Chase Sanchez
He's cute, OP.
Camden Smith
he's a failed experiment from the Great Ape War
Nolan James
My grandma used to call him bubble gum.
Cameron Peterson
A pink bat.
Nathan Powell
Who cares as long as it has holed to put your dick into
Ayden Green
he is basically the thing from the John Carpenter movie. he eats things and mimics them.
Samuel Nelson
he's a kirby (´・ω・`)
Austin Jenkins
A denizen of Popstar (or Dreamland, or whatever the fuck it's called).
Josiah Myers
popstar is the planet, dreamland is just a region inside popstar
Juan James
What do you think the thoughts of a Waddle or anything is when pic related is happening to them?
Ryan Walker
BORB
BORB
BORB
Blake Watson
"I dun goofed"
Aiden Morgan
>"This fat fuck thinks I have a power"
Bentley Bennett
Failed Mew clone
Brody Kelly
So funny
Sebastian Myers
I want Kirby to give me a blowjob.
Isaac Roberts
Kirby is the portal to the real(our) world. We were all happy Waddle Dees or other Kirby "enemies" at one point before we got swallowed by Kirby and transported to the hell dimension that is life.
Connor Torres
Kirby and Metaknight are the light and dark halves of Galacta Knight who were separated via unknown means because of the latter's incredible destructive powers.