I can't believe Mario dumped such a hottie

I can't believe Mario dumped such a hottie.

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>implying he did the dumping
I'd dump a middle aged plumber too

That's his sister ya dingus.

And went to an even hotter hottie.

Ha ha ha NO.

But she only has sex with bowser

Prove it. please

But Peach is Bowser's bitch.

It's been like 30 years and mario has 0 kids. Bowser has a fucking litter of them.

>he doesn't know the Mario lore
mynintendonews.com/2012/09/15/nintendo-says-the-koopalings-arent-related-to-bowser/

>t. Legoman

You're not fooling anyone Nintendo.

Bowser/peach fags are really gay.

>fan art

and pauline was blacked by dk and his featured length

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>proyecting his cuck fetish this hard

too much ass

>too much ass
No such thing.

not enough ass

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now we're talking

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Ass is juuuuust right

his home kingdom needed him

Wasn't it already said by the creator of the series himself that Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser's kid?

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Yes.
youtu.be/uu2DnTd3dEo?t=41

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>Daisy

Mariofags salty that Peach loves to suck Bowser's dick.

>anime characters throwing up

Lordosis

any more of these?

That's it for the Mario characters.

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mm all these butts all the farte

It's the only thing they can rely on because only a turbo autist could get off to the in-game models.

She cucks him with the entire Mushroom kingdom.

KYFS

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Look at all the fucking sameass

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it's not really cuck, Mario has never officially been with Peach.
they have never even dated, Mario has only gotten a thank you peck on the nose or cheek.

Eat a dick fagboy

>implying Mario won't ditch Peach after finding out the DK kidnapped Pauline again and the final mission is literally donkey kong with updated graphics
Mario will marry Pauline at the end of odyssey screencap this for the future

MAMA LUIGI?

No you