Be me

>be me
>be stationed overseas in Germanistan
>wanna buy wolfenstein on sale
>have to deal with THIS shit

What the FUCK is wrong with Germany? Why won't they take responsibility already? Do they really think if they sweep their past under the rug like this everything's gonna be a-ok? All I want is to play some video games for crying out loud

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If I recall correctly, video games are still considered children's toys in Germany and are regulated as such. Works of art are exempted from the anti-Nazi laws, but, you know.

>americuck garrisoning germany
>2017

>be stationed overseas in Germany
>doesn't learn a ounce of german

hmm

why should I? My workplace speaks English, I get breakfast and groceries from English speaking folks etc or are you actually implying I'd leave station on my freetime to mingle with the locals?

AHhahahahahah, this is Sup Forums, it's either work or vidya for me

>Current year
>Not learning Arabic instead of German

You're a moron. This has nothing to do with Germany trying to hide their past. If anything it has all to do with them outlawing anything that could even remotely be seen as glorifying nazis and their symbols.
Swastikas simply aren't allowed unless it's a museum with historical art, documents, school book or other educational things.

Use vpn you fucking dummy

>Swastikas simply aren't allowed

Austria here
Watch the german mind as it bends over for its benevolent law makers, never even questioning authority once.
Just like the Nazis.

They have learned nothing.

>American
>Learning anything

Nice one

>Austria here

I think you meant Bello here

Go fuck yourself with a rake

if you really wanna spend money on it just buy it and download the non-cucked version

It's a dying tongue.

We owe that to paneuropean / german Propaganda. Make no mistake. If our leftist wouldnt ship in their colleagues from the north, shit like that (((election))) wouldnt happen.

Just buy an uncut gift/key and activate it while signed in with a VPN. That´s what I do all the time.

t. germanfag

This,it's the same with commie symbols in EE

pirate it

>ameritard
>militaryfag

checks out

America is probably the only western country (and therefore the only country) with actual free expression, which is ironic, having private prisons that create an incentive to arrest as many people as possible.

>Get fired for being racist
>Can't refuse to service faggots
>Can't keep men out of the womens bathroom or even sports

You have the right to be a piece of shit, we have the right to fuck you for it ;)

If you're free where's your foreskin?

Right, still the most freedom of any western country.

Don´t buy shooters in germany EVER.
Even lighthearted shit like Team Fortress 2 is still censored heavy. You have no blood and boody parts, everyone just explodes into TOYS.

Videogames are still treated like kids toys here. Anyone playing over the age of 16 is considered "addicted".

This

Lern Deutsch du kultur-resistenter Kleingeist.

You're free to have privacy but we are free to spy on you ;)

>I'm too retarded for torrents
>if I can't buy it from Steam it doesn't exist

You're free to have encryption but we're give us a backdoor now goy

>Austria here
W I E N
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>Bello
You say that like if it's a bad thing.

>Get the majority of votes
>Runner up is president

Rekt

M Ö D L I NG
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NG

Fast.

>no less atmospheric alternatives

>Have more people in prison than fucking CHINA or anyone else

NG stands for New Game

>insinuieren

>Swastikas simply aren't allowed unless it's a museum with historical art, documents, school book or other educational things.
They're also allowed in art.
>Not watching Der Untergang
Vidya isn't art though, so I can't blame them.

>Vidya isn't art though, so I can't blame them.
Vidya is a medium. No medium can be declared as "art" or "not art", only individual works within a medium can be.
And while movie studios won that battle 40 years ago game publishers are still not willing to even try. And that's why imports are still a thing. Thanks to Brexit and the fall of the pound the UK import might even be cheaper. Note that for this game, and only this game, you need a VPN to activate it on PC. But not on consoles. Because Bethesda hates you.

>activate game on Steam with VPN

you know they are legally authorized to ban your Steam account if you do that, right?

They do this because they're afraid of sparking another Nazi group that will kill a bunch of Germans because one retard was on drugs.

>If I recall correctly, video games are still considered children's toys in Germany and are regulated as such.
They're not wrong.

daily reminder

daily fucking reminder

those censorship laws were forcefully embedded into our fucking constitution by the glorious USA


thanks, assholes

They are legally authorized to ban your Steam account for no reason whatsoever. Don't think you have any legal right to Steam whatsoever.

you must dissent

they have a law that forbids any representation of the nazi symbols, no matter the media.
They are very consistent with that, not because they want to sweep it under the rug, but because they don't want faggots to use and revitalize those symbols in any way for any reason.
Yeah it sucks from our point of view, but they have some reason.

Jesus Christ people like you should be gassed.

More like this is what shaming of other countries will do to you. Not even 5 years ago germany was known for "lel hitler" and "lul nazis". Nowadays of course this image has been replaced by germany inviting all the rapefugees to fuck the country up.

so swastikas are illegal in Germany, right?

What about old reichmarks with the swastikas?

It would be pretty hilarious if your own currency is illegal. I bought a couple in America because hey, silver is silver.

youtube.com/watch?v=mB6fq9Aadwk

In Hungary you cant buy Injustice

They are indeed illegal, now give them back to the ̶j̶̶e̶̶w̶̶s̶ banks where they belong

>>they have a law that forbids any representation of the nazi symbols, no matter the media.
Then explain unconsored versions of Indiana Jones, Hogan's Heros and similar shows airing on free TV during the early afternoon.
TV finally manned up back in the 70s and did it and they had the right to do it. Problem with games is that the publishers are too afraid to get one small bad news cycle so they don't dare to do it. Because censoring games is so much cheaper than censoring movies.

>your own currency
You think Germany still uses Reichsmark, you moron?
And yes, it's considered Nazi paraphernalia, most of them were melted down and turned into Deutsche Mark

I

But that's wrong.

Fuck Weimar

I believe the american customer has no rights at all, but in Europe it's quite different, digital goods are still goods and the company who sells them has a long list of responsibilities. And no, they cannot ban you for no reason, you need do something explicitly against the rules.

Example, the refunds come from EU laws.
Also, a game gets modified because of expired licences or because the publisher wants so (ex, GTA San Andreas lost most of its awesome soundtrack), in US you are entitled to nothing, in Europe you can refund the game even if you've owned it for 10 years if they modify it. It's not the same game you bought, they are not authorized to modify it without your permission.

This is a retarded comparison.
>Germany has overzealous hate speech laws
>This is exactly like militaristic, expansionist fascism

You're retarded.

It's not so much that you can't have nazi stuff in games, but publishers don't want to fuck around with the laws concerning what is and isn't okay, so they just remove it to be safe.

kys nigger

>most of them were melted down
great, that makes my reichsmarks more valuable.

Except it's not legal tender and you'll go to jail for trying to use it as such. Collecting too.

What the fuck is wrong with your country?

Again this is why the US is number 1

It's not my country

China is #1.

In prison population

Bethesda isn't forced to censor their game. They could just release it with swastikas and say it's a form of art.

>muh China will be a super power any day now
Cheng...

just pirate you dumb shit

>uwu why cant I be nazifan in a country that secured its indepence from USA rule by making laws that nazis cant rise to power again?

>will be
Where have you been for the last decade?

No one wants to take the fall when they fuck up and create precedent against videogames being art, though.

>defending people going to jail for collecting historical artifacts
This is an actual person posting this.

Right, then they'd ban the game in Germany, just like the original Wolfenstein and many other games.

Serves you right. This censorship is based on Allied denazification laws. It's your own fault.

yeah, it's not legal tender, but it's still collectable, of important historical significance, and it's still made of silver. Coin collectors are completionists, and someone collecting German currency from the 20th century would want one.

And it's not illegal to own reichsmarks in America, because we don't outlaw symbols that might hurt someone's feewings. I can't even begin to imagine how cucked America would have to be to outlaw something like the buffalo nickel or the mercury dime. You deserve to have your whole country's culture eradicated by the economic migrants.

>you cant use old money because they made new money
>old money has symbols on it, symbols that are illegal
are you dumb in the head or something?

see
The laws were created so Americans don't get their feelings hurt

You are defending people going to jail for collecting coins. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>Germans cuck themselves for America
???

The had similar censorship laws during the Nazi regime, so no, it's not a retarded comparison

No you dumb ass you just can't use them as currency
>American reading comprehension

>The laws were created so Americans don't get their feelings hurt
???

That's the ultimate reward for trying to rid the world of Jews.

>learn a ounce of german
You mean Arabic?

To be fair doesn't Japan pull the same shit? Censorship in an attempt to hide their past I mean.

>>be me
>>be stationed overseas in Germanistan

You lucky fucker, except for the vidya thing

>censor game
>sell it in germany
>somehow an uncensored patch finds it way into the internet
problem solved

The original Wolfenstein was not banned in Germany. It was on the index of works that are harmful to minors, which means you have to be 18+ to buy it. The game didn't have a publisher in Germany either, so when someone requested the game to be put on the index there was no one there to protest that so it went through by default. The game was removed from the index in 2012 because Bethesda requested a reevaluation.

They would literally kill you for talking badly about the regime in any way. That's a little different from a fine for using specific symbols, retard.

>partner up with the rest of the world to fuck us up
>dictate new laws as a requirement for a new state
>hurr durr cucks haha

It's an american instituted law,did you not learn about your own rebuilding efforts?

Nazi scum

>Be Germany
>Team up with War Crime Japanese and Spaghetti niggers
>Get BTFO
>Get History rewritten to make you sound like total fucking losers
>Get cut in half and tugged over by two other countries
>Try to recover
>Allow thousands of Refugees to flood in and take your money and houses
>Still tries to act like his country isn't a total fucking harassment on the internet
I know its illegal to say anything bad about Germany for you guys but you could at least just not post lmao

user he's saying that Germans tend to obey the authority without questioning it. Dunno if it's true.

Germany is notoriously hyper-militant about the banning of symbols tied to the nazis in media. Pretty sure it's mostly caused by guilt from WWII and the nazis, which may be forgivable, but it still is overkill that they need to ban it in every single type of media, like having it there would cause them to turn into nazis or something. It's the kind of silly overreaction that people here would blame the jews for pushing.