Dream Daddy

>The Game Grumps have been teasing that they've been making a game for a while now
>It's this
youtube.com/watch?v=W14-40omhWY

"Dream Daddy - a Dad Dating Simulator"
What the fuck? Who does this appeal to? Are all Game Grumps fans homosexuals with daddy issues? I don't get it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8zUeBmU7c
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It's an ironic "dating game" aimed to pander towards women and "so progressive" idiots. The worst type of dating game since so no self respecting game that was trying to simulate romance would be so disingenuous

looks cool

If only Egoraptor would quit fucking around in the closet and just make another fucking sequelitis.

Me third from the left.

aslong as its not full blown bearmode gay, i could watch Dodger play it

is that one guy supposed to be a vampire? the drunk brown guy looks hot though

Play this in the background while playing:
youtube.com/watch?v=1g_UHV42jOA

this is a fathers day prank, I refuse to believe this is at all real.

...

KILL YOURSELF

store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

But... there's like million more funnier ironic ideas you could use, like hatoful boyfriend. Why pic something that isn't really that funny?

who here /forgotitwasfathersdaybutyourdadisdeadsoitsok/

I am coming to resent the pink shirt with swetter folded, it is such a fucking gay myth and shit stereotype from the early 90s.
No self respecting homosexual would ever fucking do that. We do fucking dress like normal guys do you fucks.
For people that go nuts about muh representation they certainly go for all the fucking stereotypes, let me guess the black man was a rapper?

I'm going to buy this.
Women like dating sims too.

Maybe it's a joke? Even bad jokes are still jokes. It could also just be an excuse for Egoraptor to make a bunch of silly voices and try to jump start a VO career.

Go to your fathers resting place and poor some drink on his grave. I'm sure his corpse would enjoy it.

you think my pops was a degenerate alcoholic
let's fight at skeleton storage you numbskull

I said some drink you cunt. Anything will do, even non-alcoholic shit.

you're right you did!
i'll pour his favourite drink whiskey

Is it gay if I want this guy to fuck me?

Hatoful Boyfriend isn't funny. People, for whatever reason, like it for its "deep lore."

Why is there no option to play as a woman? Seems weird. I mean, these are all dads. They are implicitly heterosexual.

When did Arin get so cucked?

ninja sex party is the gayest shit ever of course game grumps would make it

>daddy 3rd from left

I'm going to FUCK the hell out of jack morrison clone in the middle

Ginger dad is best dad.

>see the name Brian
>assume the character would be directly based off the actual guy called Brian on their team who is an actual dad
>looks nothing like him
Disappointing.

WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING?

I get to be a slutty girl and whore myself out to these attractive guys?

I love the whole fuck me raw daddy like the bad naughty girl you raised and don't be so loud mum might hear us roleplaying shit.

About that...

Judging by the description, you have to play as a father as well.

Why are you people acting like this is the first homo VN?

ARE YOU ACTUALLY SHOCKED THAT THE FANBASE OF SOME YOUTUBE ECELEBS IS FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH NUMALE FAGGOTS?

Holy shit of course the fanbase is full of fucking queers dude, goddamn.

Oh...

far right looks like Ronnie
far left looks like best boy

So does this game have porn or is it just poorly written western vn romance?

>gamegrumps make a homo dating simulator
>the duke and emptyhero make a kawaii catgirl dating sim
youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8zUeBmU7c

It's not gay it's supposed to be ironic, dumb shits.

Egoratpor thought that Newgrounds game where you try to get your friend's dad to fuck you was the height of hilarity, so I believe it.

People are going to buy this for "lel so ironic and random" like that pigeon dating sim.

>Grump fans are faggots
>but they also love Jontron who is a nazi
>nazis see gays as degenerate

?????????

What exactly is ironic about a typical gay dating simulator? Because Gamegrumps is making it?

>nazi
Ugh! The correct term is white nationalist.

Probably yeah. It's so "wacky" and "nohomo" for a bunch of high profile e-celebs to do a gay dating sim.

Thanks user. Buying it when it drops next month.

Dibs on the one to the far right

Arin Hanson needs to dump suzy already and come out as gay. This is the final straw.

>HAHA A DADDY DATING SIMULATOR G-GET IT? ITS FOR "PEOPLE" WHO WANNA FUCK DADDIES! HAHA! NO HOMO BRO WOO!

is this some ironic shit for the people that call streamers or youtubers their daddys "ironically" ?

I like both, I'm moderate.

Far Right daddy master race, everyone else is for whiny cucks

I thought this would be a single mom dating game where you can meet a single dad. Then I realized it's about being gay. Did every single guy adopt? Are there traps? Did they have a kid and suddenly decide fuck women I only want men now?

>they fell for the bara meme

Why do people sexualise Youtubers anyways? Moist of them are hideous looking and I'm surprised adding facecams are actually helping their popularity.

>One of the hair styles is Goku

Pewdie is handsome though.

theres a lot more ugly people in the world than you think.

Arin has mentioned several times that he is bisexual and would be open to gay sex.

If you are complaining you're obviously not the target audience.

This is why tumblrwhales bitch about and now you're doing it too.

Congratulations.

Best taste.

>you're obviously not the target audience.

But I am.

it's on steam so there's probably no porn, sadly.
Suzi plays these games unironically. She probably had influence on it. not that im complaining.

Doesn't seem that bad, I can imagine teenage girls being into this kind of stuff

If you played as a younger woman looking for a hot daddy i might be interested, but I don't care about this "funny" gay dad simulator.

If you had told me this was shitty Overwatch fanart instead, I would have believed it.

No he hasn't, he specifically claims that he is not bisexual and gets annoyed when people assume that he is.

Well, that's unexpected

Confirming. I'm gonna get me some of that ginger huggy bear.
The fact that the MC is not jus ALSO a dad, but a customizable dad, just makes it better.

So besides Morenatsu and Lagoon Lounge, both of which are gfur, what other explicit gay dating sims are there?

I'd succ the dad on the far left Tbh

The guy on the far right is the best daddy but the guy on the far left is the "best" I want him to abuse me] boyfriend. Are we all in agreement?

>gay bear DILFs
>for teenage girls


I thought people would already know what boys teenage girls are into by now. It's fucking 2017.

furfag please go I'll sink to cringey youtubers but your shit is where I draw the line

>every game UGCP make

Me and My Magical Boyfriends, Maison de M, Garden of Camma, etc.

Looks like Huniepop for girls and fags. Bretty good.

He constantly talks about how much he wants to fuck certain dudes, he's not fooling anyone.

>tfw into femboys
>none of the dads are prettyboys
>closest is goth dad who is more "Sephiroth" than "Zidane" or "Kuja"
RIP

They could all be bi.

>that art
I like the concept but, pls no

from left to right:
wolfman from the wolf among us
virion from FE awakening
jackie from sleeping dogs
young soldier 76
eddy from tekken
no idea on mustache dude
ronnie

Dads are all the rage now among the 16-25 year old crowd, actually. Japanese Jon Arbuckle clones come in a close second.

>one of the hairstyles is goku

oh shit there's character customization in this? Picked the fuck up my nigga