M-my wife's so-

>M-my wife's so-

Sup Forums btfo AGAIN

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Funny how in yakuza the main character raises another man's kid and Sup Forums doesn't say jack shit about it

because is purely narrative not a shitty progressive statement

Funny how the main protagonist of Yakuza wasn't created by western numales who want to be seen as progressive.

>God of War
>Progressive
Did something happen between now and the last GoW game, to support this statement or?

he runs a fucking orphanage you tard

Yes. A few in fact.

its not nintendo or based gabensteam64 so Sup Forums has to throw in some cute buzzwords

Delete this.

I've seen a few anons call him a cuck.

>be cuck raising some girl who's not yours
>decided you're not a big enough cuck
>start an orphanage

There's nothing wrong with taking care of another man's kid. I've been dating this girl for about 2 years now, and she has a kid, herself. The relationship is fine, and the little fella likes me, too. It really is the best relationship I've had in a long time. There are few things in this world that feel quite as great as being able to be the saviour to step in, and save a little family like that. Having them see you as their chance at a new and improved life.

Based Cory.
Sup Forums was wrong again.

because kiryu is epiiic and cool xDD, you just don't get his epicness you redditord!!

And here is the cuckiest cuck to ever be cucked.

Will I still get to fuck women in this GoW?

>raising dozens of other mens kids
The ultimate cuck

Different strokes for different folks, user. Don't let the bitterness here make you take these people seriously.

Next you're gonna tell me that when your girl's ex wants to come back you will let him fuck both of you in the ass too

Oh, go ahead and explain how this is not narrative, especially since you've played the whole game and can comment on the state of that.

Now kratos just sits in a corner and watches others fuck women.

Wait, did anyone here actually seriously, unironically think that it was 'his wife's son'?.
None of you are that retarded, right? It was just a funny meme because kratos is about as manly as you can get and literally tears gods in half, while his son is a wimpy little cry baby with ginger hair so it's a very funny dissonance, but that's all it was, just a funny dissonance, obviously it was his actual kid. You all knew that, right?

Care to share a few examples user?

How will Sup Forums ever recover?

>Sup Forums doesn't say jack shit about it
But we do you fucking newfaggot

Sonybros can't handle a joke, that tweet is going to be posted in every "my wifes son" thread from now on as if it counters it or something.

The only thing Sup Forums has to back up this being a "progressive statement" is that Kratos has a beard and a son, that's literally it.

CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOR!

>because kratos is about as manly as you can get and literally tears gods in half
Literally all trailers have him dragging he kid around, moping about being a daddy, and even getting lectured by the brat. Any actual fighting shown is extremely sluggish compared to previous games. This is not Kratos anymore, right down to having a different VA.

>characters can never change

You're not molesting your wife's daughter I hope.
Cuck.

Haruka is his ex-girlfriend's daughter.

A lot more people play God of War than they play Yakuza.

>Get BTFO
>i-it was just a joke that's all!

Kek, stay perturbed as all fuck that your threads will get derailed immediately now that the meme is dead

LOL
kiru is rely the trustest cuck of all!!! xDD
neice goin keddo.

Well yeah, not sure why you mention that though it has nothing to do with what i said. I was saying it's a big dissonance from the kratos that we know from the series. Obviously this kratos is now different (worse) and the game is going to be shit that's not even in question, we all know it.

Meanwhile Anthony Burch is getting married again

I know he is the biological father, but I don't care. It's just a stupid meme. I'm actually excited for this game and I still find it funny, because the idea of angry raging Kratos yelling at the gods and proclaiming that he is a cuck just sounds so absurd

Considering that the kid is probably with you for most of the game? Doubtful.

let's not forget Witcher 3 which 's Sup Forums favorite game of the century

so, literally is ok when japan does it?

>wimpy
how is 10 years old supposed to look?
Geralt is sterile

Glad that's over. To much memes

I think most people in general are fine with that. But people hate the idea of being in a relationship and the child isn't there's

He's married to Eggman?

Yeah but boys can now be girls so biology is the one who is btfo

Children are tough and time consuming to take care of, the last thing I would want to do is to put that effort into a child that is in no way related to me.

Tl;dr: you're a cuck

FAKE NEWS

wasn't he telling everyone he's a faggot or smth?

...

>providing a father figure for a child who would otherwise probably grow up in a broken home is now bad
Guess Sup Forums has some deep daddy issues huh? Sorry he left for cigarettes and never came back.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MY SPAWN HAS BLUE EYES, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

twitter.com/corybarlog/status/876151754567458816

;^)

Yeah I do. My dad is a dick. At least he's a rich dick though.

>kid has different eye color
>different bone structure
>skin is lighter
>kratos has numale beard

DEFINITELY KEKED

DONT DO IT user

single women with children are crazy most of the time, there is a reason they are single

if make a single misstep you will find yourself without pussy, son and paying alimony for life

Yeah, Sup Forums got progressively dumber

uh, isn't gow the game where you fuck and kill women?

unJUST

Lol

>a kid has to be a literal copy of yourself
>mother genes doesnt exists
k

because western entertainment has been hijacked by propaganda

theoretically it's narrative but in essence it's not. storytelling is not the focus.

>Geralt is sterile
Thats the point faggot.

male genes are superior

I've always wondered what an adopted person would say to someone if that person called his father a cuck for raising him

all the superheroes are now women and shitskins
>kek

>i never passed high school biology

Well it's not like he was entrusted with her. He himself demanded Ciri as a payment from Dani in accordance with an old witcher custom.

Shouldn't the kid be black then?
Kratos as at least brown before the whole ash of your dead village sticking to your skin thing.

Since we're on Sup Forums I don't really know if you're both retared or ironically ignorant assholes.
But I'm just wondering, is it hard for you to understand, when developers try a different approach with their 'baby'?

>he doesn't reproduce by budding
sexual reproduction is a meme made to make women feel important

still a cuck looking after someone else's child

oh god please tell me thats not excalibur

what the fuck

excellent bait

I think it looks pretty cool
I hope they make it easy to do fast and precise quick-turns in the middle of combat and after dashing / dodging

t. cuckold

I'm not adopted but I live with my stepfather and he's the most successful guy I know. My dad's pretty good too.

This meme is retarded.

so subtle

I think that's great. Don't listen to these other idiots. You may end up making a big difference in the boy's life.

GOD OF WAR: My wife's son


FANTASTIC!

press x to win

graphics also got worse compared to last year to be honest

That shield shot was pure kino

>press the attack button to attack

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atreus
In Greek mythology, Atreus (/ˈeJtriəs/, /ˈeJtruːs/;,[1] from ἀ-, "no" and τρέω, "tremble", "fearless", Greek: Ἀτρεύς) was a king of Mycenae in the Peloponnese, the son of Pelops and Hippodamia, and the father of Agamemnon and Menelaus. Collectively, his descendants are known as Atreidai or Atreidae.

Yepp, """"biological""""" son.

Both of her parents were dead before he took over raising her full time. Yumi also had her while she was amnesiac. I doubt Jingu could have gotten her otherwise.

It was just some dumb alternate universe thing.

>Less muscles
>Less violent
>beard
>raising a his wife's son
>all the women in trailer are average to ugly

MOOOOOOOOOOOBS

i dont like how he seems to slide with some attacks instead of stepping in

She was NEVER his girlfriend, Nishiki loved her as well but Kiryu fucked girls on the side and didn't wait for her.

Stop with the cuck meme, he is just too good and benevolent for this worthless world.

it's nice to know the newfags that scream cuck every five seconds don't even know how to sage lmfao

The only reason people assumed it wasn't his son was because he had a beard stereotypical of numales these days. Cue Sup Forums coming with retarded accusations that they turned Kratos into a cuck or that his son was not his biological son and whatnot.

There was a time when that kind of facial hair was not automatically associated with numales. Back then Sup Forums used to look at that kind of beard and call him manly rather than a cuck.

Why are this woman's arms so fucking thin. Is she anorexic?

Because Kratos is the son of Pallas and Styx, right?

The kid ruins the game.

On one hand this game is going to be mediocre cinematic garbage.
On the other I really like Teal´c and wish him all the success in the world.
I am conflicted.

nice ((((video games)))) thread you got there

I've only seen the two trailers so far and they were awesome. I was a little skeptical after the first one, since the gameplay seemed kinda slow, but after seeing the new gameplay+shield and how they managed to make Kratos feel powerful, I'm really optimistic.

Kek, the butthurt of those who don't belong to the sony master race is inevitable

I think he just lunges forwards a little bit with every attack. It doesn't look like he's magnetically lunging into specific targets like in TLOU (considering he's hitting multiple targets at once), but I could be wrong