Walking through dire maul to do some north runs

>walking through dire maul to do some north runs
>feel something tugging on your pant leg
>look down
>see this

What do?

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Fug.

*unzips pantaloons*

Punt it.

votekick

Sheep it and then fug.

J-j-jam it in.

sorry, I'm only into goblins.

>western female designs


What do? puke

Please don't be mean to the girl gnomes.

Modus Exterminatus

ya

>noticing her from her tugging on your pantaloons
>not by the foul magic she emits wherever she goes
go back mucking out the stables, squire

That's a dragon (male)

*healing pants come off*
*blessing of protection goes up*

curse the fact that those little shits are part of the alliance

Is Chromie a (male) dragon?

>have killed Ragnaros (twice), Gorillion huge dragons including like 3 aspects, scores of old gods and shit I don't even bother to list up
>gets spooked by trace amount of fel magic
Clearly it's you who should have been staying in the stables.

umm no sweetie chromie is trans
please do not enforce your primitive gender definitions on other people

>"spooked"
>not just noticing what is a LOOK AT ME sign in the magic-o-vision
I said for you to stay in the stables for your own good, squire. Not noticing basic shit like this makes you a huge liability.

i want to fuck her dragon

Blizz said its a girl despite the male dragon name after plenty of people asked back when it was relevant.

>other people
Um listen honey... Chromie is a dragon, please do not miss species other sentient beings mmkay?

kill it immediately

>Blizz said its a girl despite the male dragon name

Fucking retcon censorship lorerape character assassination.

>he doesn't like cute gnome girls with dragon dicks

Not a goblin.

As a state, trans can not exist without multiple distinct gender definitions.

Female Gnomes are the only Alliance members I don't actively want to murder.

On a related subject people on the forums sometimes talk about merging the factions in PvE. But if they did that I'd drop the game like a hot rock. I would never want to be grouped with someone who CHOSE to play a Night Elf

You're a good person.

We're stuck with a bunch of fucking Chad Elves on our side. I'd totally take Night Elves over these douchebags. Then we could talk about cool nature stuff and spirits and fuck in the trees. We should have nuked Silvermoon, not Theramore.

humans are minmaxers who need amfh just to function
draenei are futa bait
worgen are furbait
gnomes don't even have a capitol
>pandas
dwarves are the only pure alliance race

Blood Elves are awesome fuck you. At least their lore doesn't put me to sleep. At least their them music doesn't make my ears bleed. At least their ears don't protrude in the most offensive way.
I play Orcs Trolls Goblins and Tauren exclusively but I like Belf lore

>spoiler
Yeah, you're cool, but you're wrong. Blood Elves are fags, senpai; deal with it.

It really doesn't make any sense to have two separate factions right now. The world's falling apart and these idiots would see it burn just so the other side doesn't get a little bit ahead.

I like Pandas
Draenei are chill especially Velen
Dwarves are drunks

I agree with you about Humans and Worgen though.

Why do I like WoW porn so much?
Why do I care for Warcraft lore?

Such a shit setting, with mostly shit games, why can't I stop caring?

"Shelley Duvall? What are you doing in Warcraft?"

I know exactly how you feel. I own all the novels and eagerly await each installment and play through all the questlines on both faction.
Yet whenever I step back I realize how asinine the story is.

Also my WoW fap folder has nearly 2000 files

Dragon a cute.

I need those lips around my dick.

ALT-F4 and play a better game.
Ponder why I even bothered with reinstalling and subbing for another month when I stopped having fun with the game somewhere between Lich and Mists.

>panda thinks he is better than worgen
both are furfag bait you nigger

wonder why I am walking around diremaul.

then kill her for the honor points

Maybe. But Pandas are youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

Uninstall and get a job

You're gonna have to answer without speaking 'autismo', that way we know what you mean

why the fuck WOULDN'T you want to play a night elf
>racial that takes skill to use
>both sexes look good in armor
>hot femmes
>doesn't suffer from weird fucking Human proportions while being a proper humanoid
>doesn't require facial hair for their face not to look weird, like Humans
>cool lore
>not nearly as polarizing as Gnomes

bully her with my tauren cock

>humans are minmaxers who need amfh just to function
>draenei are futa bait
>worgen are furbait
>gnomes don't even have a capitol
>>pandas
>dwarves are the only pure alliance race

Yeah whatever knife ears. You and your kind should be destroyed wherever you infest the surface of azeroth.

I don't give a shit she's still my dragonfu

>her
>chronormu

Wonder how I got a gnome in my party when I'm playing fembelf exclusively and part of the Horde

This user has it right. Dwarves are the only Alliance race that matters. Amazing city, awesome overall aesthetic of armor etc. And they have the most bitchin beards.

I say all this as someone who played nothing buy orc characters since BC.

How the fuck is Chromie a male name to you, idiot?

>racial that takes skill to use
You mean pop it before a duel starts to get the first hit?
>both sexes look good in armor
They look like discount Humans
>hot femmes
Those anorexic Tumblrites with mutant ears?
>doesn't suffer from weird fucking Human proportions while being a proper humanoid
They still look pretty disproportionate to me.
>doesn't require facial hair for their face not to look weird, like Humans
Yeah that but they have the opposite problem where their facial hair is ugly af
>cool lore
No. Not at all. Literally the most boring race which is ironic given the absurd amount of lore they have. It took me MONTHS to trudge through War of the Ancients just because of how bored I'd get.
>not nearly as polarizing as Gnomes
Not exactly sure what this means...

Chronormu
a female dragon would be
Chronormi

>How the fuck is Chromie a male name to you, idiot?
Her full name is Chronomu, the last bit the "mu" is generally only found on male dragons of the bronze flight so people interpreted this as her being a male dragon in a female gnome body.

GNOME PUNT!

Not him
"Chromie" is her nickname like "Kalec" and "Krasus"

Her real name is "Chronormu" however if she had a normal female bronze dragon name it would be "Chronormi"

They have addressed this saying Chromie is a biological girl and her name is just a rare exception. Which is a serious cop out but whatever.

My niglin.

Awwww yeeeee

>tfw will never be able to hug my flatchested fembelf waifu

Tell HIM that using new models on private servers is a banable offence

Shes female, tells you that its not a male name and that you dont understand dragon society in HotS sound files.

How would anyone know?

Such a shame Leman quit the porn community.

>heroes of the storm
>canon

youtu.be/9kAEoCHANYY

i would fug a goblin

I probably have it but can I have sauce on this in case I don't?

Unsubscribe this trash.

Absolutely this.

Aka6

...

>my you are a tall one tee hee
Gets me rock hard every fucking time.

Ahh I see, thanks. It's probably just one of Blizzard's writers fucked it up, and then all that is coming after is just Blizzard's way of saying "you nerds take a fictional universe too seriously, give us a fucking break"

if " Chromie " is a male name, I don't wanna know what they consider female names.

>Chronormu
>Chronormi
>Normie

REEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

>You mean pop it before a duel starts to get the first hit?
You can use it to pop projectiles.
>They look like discount Humans
They look better on clothie and leather classes. Also look good in plate.
>Those anorexic Tumblrites with mutant ears?
What are Blood Elves, Alex?
>They still look pretty disproportionate to me.
It works better because they're at least supposed to be feral. Also, huge night elf males look more imposing in armor.
>Yeah that but they have the opposite problem where their facial hair is ugly af
Yeah, nah.
>No. Not at all. Literally the most boring race which is ironic given the absurd amount of lore they have. It took me MONTHS to trudge through War of the Ancients just because of how bored I'd get.
Yeah nah, WC3 campaign too fun.
>Not exactly sure what this means...
You are either a fan of the cute little gnomes or absolutely can't stand their stupid voices and males looking creepy as fuck without copious amounts of facial hair.

That was the best quest ever.
Say what you want about Cata the revamped quest zones created hours of entertainment the vanilla zones never could.

Tell her of the warlock class changes for the following years ending with Legion.
Watch her commit suicide.

>tfw I switched my main to Warlock for the first time in Legion because it would be cool to go along with the theme of the expansion
>tfw when they nerfed us into the ground and we still haven't recovered

>he doesn't want to fuck an elf
pleb taste

34san has good goblins

This.
34-san is the only foot guy I can jerk it.

The art he puts love and time into is fantastic.

It's not the numeric nerfs that hit the hardest. It's all the removed spells and mechanics.
You could do twice the damage of everyone else and it would be still shit to play.

If you haven't played warlock during MoP you cannot imagine how fun and fluid the class used to be.

>came back to WoW after not playing since AQ40
>main was lock back then so pick it up again
>6 months until WoD
>dominate dps even though i'm a shitter
>see whats happened since

I'm glad i dropped the game before Hellfire citadel 2 : Electric Boogaloo
Do you think they'll make a Warcraft 4 ever? i really want it.

WoD was already after the first ability pruning. The class used to be twice as fun.

I started a few weeks after timeless isle unlocked. Looking back on all the shit i managed to accomplish makes me want to reactivate my account just to have the rewards. Green fire, challenge mode gold mounts for MoP, etc.

Thats how they get you. It's like trying to stay off heroin.

I quit a couple of weeks after Legion launch. I don't think I'm going back this time. Too much is lost forever, classes are completely diablofied.
I just don't find the core game mechanics fun anymore.

gnom

Do I make a mage or priest gnome lads? Femgnome obv.

tfw haven't bought legion yet and likely won't

first time i haven't bought an expansion. contemporary WoW has just become ridiculous

Prot Warrior

I already have two warriors though.

And two paladins.

200g to use my mats do u want the mount or what

You aren't missing much.
Legion's endgame is incredibly shallow at the moment. Hopefully 7.3 introduces some much needed content with Argus but considering that Blizzard thinks that this Tomb of Sargeras shit was the "biggest patch ever" I doubt it.

DK

i really need mmo fix, somebody please save me...
last thing i played was GW2 before expansion.
WHAT SHOULD I DO
ESO?
Go back to WoW? (vanilla-wotlk is when i played)
Final shit weeb online?
please, someone tell me what to do with my life

Mage. Gnomes weren't made to be prieats. Gnomes are smarty pants.

Never.