Are ya winnin', son?

Are ya winnin', son?

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fuck off, dad.

arnold, you know mother doesn't like you visiting while she is gone

Alright, son...

Your mother has pork chops in the oven, they'll be ready in forty minutes.

>Are ya winnin', son?
Yes.

Yes I am.

>hot chick who lives in a dirty room and games half naked

No, no girls are like this

>sitting with your foot underneath your ass.

enjoying cutting its circulation and numbness

I sure am

Are you winning dad? You golf every fucking weekend and leave me to deal with our sick as hell mother. I know you're supposed to care for her and I got other shit to do. I love her and you but I can't waste my summer looking over an impotent whiny loser all the fucking time.

>I can't waste my summer looking over an impotent whiny loser all the fucking time
That's why he leaves you behind and goes golfing so frequently.

>all that effort drawn into everything but the vidya

Have you ever been in a woman's room? Especially a teenagers? They're disgusting and then you ask to use their restroom and you have to climb over mountains of bras and towels to get to the toilet where you can't help but stare into the bloodstained garbage can full of tampons and toilet paper.

...

Doesn't happen for me, I just hear my dad yell when he is losing in World of Tanks

I've been sitting like that all my life, user and I havent got any problem.

I would be perfectly fine if my daughter was like this.

AT LAST I TRULY SEE

>playing Meet and Fuck cruise ship on Newgrounds
>dad walks in
>keep going

No.
How am I supposed to do hyakki gorasen in trial 4 akuma?
Do I have to do the (half circle, kick) again during the hyakkishu, do I stop the move by using kick and then do the tatsumaki zankukyaku?
I don't even understand what to practice with it right now. I get to the final move and then it's just..

>tfw used to make fun of my parents for being "old"
>now i'm constantly reassuring them that they're not THAT old

>"Are you buying The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim™, son? You're not leaving the room until you buy it"

Fuck off Dadd
I have 4 copies already. Just let me go take a piss

>tfw no neet girlfriend

Todd please, I'm so hungry...

>playing some flashgame rpg where you can brainwash people into sex
>mom comes in to give me a kiss
>sees me casually continuing to play
>watches for a second
>starts rubbing her crotch through her grey yoga pants
>already can see it becomming damp
>puts her arm around my shoulder, "Keep going honey"
>slowly starts gripping my tent and squeering it between her thumb and index finger
>"Looks like you're winning, baby"
>she ended up sucking me off below the table while I kept playing

wtf is this real

>"JUST BUY THE FUCKING GAME"

awesome if true

>glorious backboob

yeah, we later fucked and i creampied her, and nine months later she gave birth to me
anyway, thats how i met my mother

well buy my games or fuck off kid

underboob is my fetish

>all those water bottles
The rest isn't accurate but the line of water bottles really hit too close to home. My well water is contaminated and it's too expensive to filter because the faucet filters can't get the specific contaminate out, so I go through tons of bottles a day.

>water bottles
user...

Oh.

wait a minute... is she pissing into that bottle she's holding?
Fukken sauce

>tfw would make fun of my friend because of his new baby in high school
>several years later the fucker is already starting school, playing videogames and having conversations with me
>heard my friend ask his son a few times if he's winning

We're 23 and I feel so damn old, and I know this feeling isn't leaving anytime soon.

1/10 for the effort, too obvious.

"tits" aren't a fetish

>wasting your entire life for a kid who probably ends up not having a gf and dying alone

You're not old user, you're just not stupid enough to fall for this generational pyramid scheme.

mfw

i know girls who game like this. maybe their rooms arent messy but they game topless when its hot. they live in florida though so their is an excuse.

No, I'm not winning. You abandoned me like a nigger and I became a wimpy sissy loser mama's boy browsing this tibetan throat singing board because no male role model. I hate you dad, go die.

>You abandoned me like a nigger and I became a wimpy sissy loser mama's boy browsing this tibetan throat singing board because no male role model
same

Wario has a nice ass

...

We should work on those issues. Maybe it's easier to heal if you'd just call me 'Daddy' when I'm throat fucking you and depriving you of any air as im smacking your head against the wall.

Nigga u gay

Was it that one with the mind controlling robot? A classic.

You're gonna burn alright

Robozou is one of the few old flash games I bother returning to

God Bless Japan

source on this image please

my dad just tried to have a talk with me
he wasn't a good father to me and he's still trying to parent me at 19 frig off dad

Actually no, dad. I was dumb enough to start playing Automata on hard and spent last 40 minutes just trying to get to the first boss, so no... I am sorry.

>frig off dad
Reminded me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4

Robozou is such a great classic. It needs a remake into a roguelike openworld survival game.

That's okay son, your mother and I will always love you no matter what and I want you to know that you can always come to us if something happens.

Damn that's some good shit.

> Mundo Nerd.

>be gayfag
>cross dress up in my sister's clothes when family is gone
>buy some girls clothes at the thrift store
>start sleeping in them
>in a yellow dress asleep
>smoke detector goes off
>oh shit have to change
>dad busts in before I can get out of bed
>g..gimme a minute dad
>no time son
>he rips off the blankets
>shocked look
>pulls me up and takes me outside
>neighbor are out looking
>forced to stand there until fire department shows up
>hear people whispering about
>awkward silence until fire department gives all clear

>Fuck off dad
>Allright

What kind of weak father lets his children insult him.

This happened

Holy shit, am I the only one on Sup Forums who isn't gay?

You'd be if you were hetero in the first place, faggot
You may now succ the peanus

Lmao gay people who cross dress
Think about it
Bisex cross dress is better because you have literally every option ever

Gotem

No user, they just post a lot and get many (You)s

>met dad once
>he said he was happy to see me
>said he'd stop by my place to talk a bit more
>never did

What a fucking asshole.

Women are fucking gross slobs, my dear virgin child.

it's an edit senpai

>tibetan throat singing board
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

Real talk though, Tibetan Throat Singing is pretty dope

>he's still trying to parent me at 19
What's wrong with that?

I'm 26, and still like hearing my dad's outlook on things, even if his advice isn't always applicable to my situations.

Do you still live at home?

found the virgin kek
try not to get this (you) lodged in your neckbeard

I love my Dad and have a happy relationship with him.

Yee

>women only get naked to fug you or for porn

Real talk stop using the phrase "real talk"
on Sup Forums.org/v/

My Dad used to watch my brother and I play Left for Dead all the time so now every time he sees us playing any game he will yell RELOADING or GRABBING PILLS every fucking time.

I lived with my sister and can confirm this

How do you explain being a frogposter then?

>happy relationship
gay