Is this accurate

Is this accurate

All Mer are sub-humanoid garbage.


Khajiit for life.

Yes.

>able to become living gods

but what about Tiber fuckin Septim

Pretty accurate. Maybe switch Nord and Bosmer but otherwise perfect I guess.

>t. Breton every game

>Argonians slave tier
Black marsh is literally the only region that has never been conquered by foreign forces

>Dunmer
>hurr durr we arr gods
Yea, and so did the nords too, yet vivec managed to fuck things up royally for all dunmer

>Khashits
Nigger tier, sub-human literally

>Bretons
Filthy mixed-bloods who cant even unify their own region, constantly have 3 major houses fighting against each other

>Nords
Literally slaves

>Altmer & Bosmer
Faggots thinking they have some glorious past and future, when invented orcs and living in trees

>Orcs
Literally shit out by Boethia

>Redguard
Curved swords

>likes to play as human as possible
>want to play Bretons but can't because of tiny elven ancestry
it hurts

>make a generic world full of elves, orcs, dwarves etc
>but call elves, orcs, dwarves etc different names
Whoa, so this is the power of western fantasy

>Dunmer God tier
>Argonian shit tier
mad because your next on the Argonian chopping block, Mer scum?

Fuck you dude now I feel like playing Morrowind again.

to be fair it's not that generic because of the lore of the gods and stuff

the guy who made that shit should be shot

Holy shit that is the worst list I have ever seen fuck me, only Argonian and maybe Bosmer are correct.

As opposed to what? Eastern fantasy like wuxia which is literally the same story repeated over and over again?

see
needs more ooga booga we wuz memes

Imperial>Dunmer>Nord>Altmer>Bosmer>Breton>Argonian>Redguard>Khajiit>Orc
I feel like Elder Scrolls is the only western fiction that takes Tolkien's races and makes them unique. Everything else feels too generic, like DnD.

THE HIST WILL FUCK YOU ALL
STOP PUTTING ARGONIAN IN SHIT TIERS

Go hump a tree.

Dunmer > Imperial > Altmer > Breton > Bosmer = Redguard > Orc > Nord > Argonian > Khajiit

>Black marsh is literally the only region that has never been conquered by foreign forces

Because it's a total shithole

Fuck off weebshit

>tfw you realize TES races are complete unimaginative shit
>3 different variations of elves just with different skin tones
>3 different variations of regular white people
>regular black people
>generic orcs
>animal people

just ignore this shitposting lets not forget the nords absolutely cucked the dunmer

It's not really. They're all culturally very different, which is more important than physical appearance.

Lol "eastern" fantasy is the exact same only it adds a loli race so your beady eyes don't glaze over

>nords
>descendants conquered all of tamriel
>fucked every elf race into total oblivion and caused the dwemer to fuck off into a pocket dimension
>slaves
WEW

More or less.

Chimer > Dunmer > Altmer > Ayleids > Imperials > Nords > Bretons > Bosmer > Redguards > Orsimer > Argonians > Khajiit

Dunmer got wiped the fuck out and enslaved by Argonians as of Skyrim, though.

>Then got fucked in the asshole by elves and the empire
>Started a rebellion that could either end in them getting fucked by the empire or all of tamriel getting fucked by elves

Nords are the worst

>able to become gods
Anyone could have done that shit if they had the heart and tools, vivec and his fag friends didn't even make the tools they picked them up after the dwemer zero-sumed.

KOJIMAAAAA!

I mean, technically the meteor Vivec put in stasis went out of stasis and then caused a chain reaction where Red Mountain exploded destroying most of Morrowind. Because Vivec was a hilarious asshole and put the meteor in stasis instead of actually slowing it down. With the condition that if the people ever stopped loving him that they'd all die.

Is magic in Skyrim good now

nah, they were invaded by a horde of drugged out niggerlizzards right after suffering a string of crippling catastrophes
they were completely blown the fuck out when house Redoran got off their asses and got their peasant militia rallied, though

I have not seen any definitive source on Breton lifespans, but they do have the best girls.

Redoran best house. Weren't they the ones that had to fight off the daedra in Oblivion too? The other houses really need to get their shit together.

>mixed girls IRL are god tier
>breton girls are also god tier

Not a coincidence

The College of Winterhold is so comfy. It's even comfier with immersive college of winterhold.

They have a low mix of Elven blood, at least the Bretons of High Rock proper. The Reachmen/Longhouse Emperors had the most Elven blood in them apparently.

>uninstalling morrowind
>ever