HEY Sup Forums, WERE GOING TO OREGON RIGHT FUCKIN NOW, GIVE ME 5 VIDYA RELATED NAMES AND A JOB, LETS GO.
Sup Forums Goes to Oregon
Bumping
Gaben
Ridley
4 MORE + JOB
Holy shit how is this so fucking empty.
Put my man Luigi in there.
Todd
Merchant
Pepe - mememaster
Banker
Farmer
Iwata
DECIDED OUR BOIS TO BRING WITH US.
WHAT MONTH ARE WE LEAVING?
>MARCH
>APRIL
>MAY
>JUNE
>JULY
>AUGUST
FIRST VOTE DECIDES
Alternate Choice:
Toddizzle
Farmer
Donte farmer
kys
March
Did anyone else name their Oregon Trail characters after DBZ characters?
MARCH IT IS, AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE.
WHAT SHOULD WE BUY
No but i once named them after Sonic characters and Sonic ended up dying of exhaustion.
OXEN
BULLETS
CLOTHES
Wagon wheels
20 OXEN GOTTA GO FAST
This, with maybe one or two wheels or tongues.
5 Ox
10 clothing
3 boolet
2 wheel, axle, tongue
rest on food
>3 boolet
>rest on food
Real men hunt their food.
WHAT DO WE SPEND OUR LAST 10 DOLLARS ON
WHEELS NIGGA
Save it
boolet
drugs
Herbert Moon, Merchant.
one bullet to kill each of ourselves with
So they went too fast?
Todd's paid mods
YOU GOT IT user
WE CAN ONLY GET 3, NOT 4
WHAT SHOULD OUR RATIONS BE
FILLING
Meager
THE RULES ARE UNIVERSAL
SANIC SPEED
GABEN FEED
GET A MOVE ON WE'RE WASTING LIGHT
SANIC SPEED
GABEN FEED
MAX THAT SHIT OUT
REAL GABEN MEALS, FILLING
I GUESS WERE BECOMING FAT FUCKS THEN
WHAT PACE SHOULD WE MOVE AT
WILL HUNT RIGHT AFTER THIS
MAXIMUM SPEED
A GRUELING PACE
GRUELING PACE
GOTTA GO FAST
MAXIMUM SPEED
...
INCEDIBLY HIHG SPEED?
START STRONG
GRRRUEEELIINGGG
GOT IT ANONS
ALSO IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW
LITTER THE COUNTRY WITH CORPESES
NEED MORE MEAT, THROW SOME OF THAT USELESS SHIT OUT
GOT IT FAG, ALSO GODDAMNIT LUIGI
No rest for Luigi. Gotta keep going fast.
FUCK YOU GAY LUIGI
Throw him overboard, can't have cripples slowing us down.
WE REACHED KANSAS, WHAT NOW
But I'm already in Oregon you colossal fucking fool.
KEEP GOIN
>Kansas
Fuck this leave immideatly
GO BACK IT ISN'T WORTH IT
KEEP MOVING
Kill niggers.
see if there's a doctor and if they can fix gay Luigi's gay leg
ford the river
GOT IT ANONS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RIVER
talk
FORD NIGGA
Ford
FORD THAT CUNT
Hey, I looked and there's like a million different versions of Oregon Trail.
What's the one that's always used for these threads and why is it the "definitive" one?
FORD IT
FORD
...
Deluxe edition
FUCK
HENRY THAT BITCH
FUGGG :-DDDD
F
FUCK THIS RNG FILLED GAME
WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN DO THERE
FUCK THEM, KEEP GOING
F INDEED user, F INDEED
THEY WHERE WORTHLESS ANYWAY
It was the first one available that was not restricted to the Apple II or related computers. And I can't speak for everyone but it's the one I grew up with.
that's unfortunate
F
there is literally nothing wrong with caulking
>drowned in 6ft-deep river
They were not meant to last in this world.
KEEP GOIN
>1.7K POUNDS OF FOOD BURNED
THE HUMBLING RIVER
Continue the epic journey.
>90% higher than the population of Sup Forums
>not drowning due to that
WAT
Clearly, Luigi's luck passed on to the whole wagon.
FUCK IT GO BACK HOME
how do you even fit 2 Newells of food into one wagon?
Oh good all the spare bullets and food are gone, with your shitty shooting we're fucked
RNG please spare our souls
FUCK THIS HAS TURNED TO A DISASTER
FUCK. Do we have enough bullets left to at least commit suicde?!
I HOPE THAT'S NOT ALL OF OUR FOOD.
jesus
How did it not just burn down the entire wagon?