Sup Forums Goes to Oregon

HEY Sup Forums, WERE GOING TO OREGON RIGHT FUCKIN NOW, GIVE ME 5 VIDYA RELATED NAMES AND A JOB, LETS GO.

Bumping

Gaben

Ridley

4 MORE + JOB

Holy shit how is this so fucking empty.
Put my man Luigi in there.

Todd
Merchant

Pepe - mememaster

Banker
Farmer

Iwata

DECIDED OUR BOIS TO BRING WITH US.

WHAT MONTH ARE WE LEAVING?
>MARCH
>APRIL
>MAY
>JUNE
>JULY
>AUGUST

FIRST VOTE DECIDES

Alternate Choice:

Toddizzle
Farmer

Donte farmer
kys

March

Did anyone else name their Oregon Trail characters after DBZ characters?

MARCH IT IS, AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE.

WHAT SHOULD WE BUY

No but i once named them after Sonic characters and Sonic ended up dying of exhaustion.

OXEN

BULLETS

CLOTHES

Wagon wheels

20 OXEN GOTTA GO FAST

This, with maybe one or two wheels or tongues.

5 Ox
10 clothing
3 boolet
2 wheel, axle, tongue
rest on food

>3 boolet
>rest on food
Real men hunt their food.

WHAT DO WE SPEND OUR LAST 10 DOLLARS ON

WHEELS NIGGA

Save it

boolet

drugs

Herbert Moon, Merchant.

one bullet to kill each of ourselves with

So they went too fast?

Todd's paid mods

YOU GOT IT user
WE CAN ONLY GET 3, NOT 4

WHAT SHOULD OUR RATIONS BE

FILLING

Meager

THE RULES ARE UNIVERSAL

SANIC SPEED

GABEN FEED

GET A MOVE ON WE'RE WASTING LIGHT

SANIC SPEED
GABEN FEED

MAX THAT SHIT OUT

REAL GABEN MEALS, FILLING

I GUESS WERE BECOMING FAT FUCKS THEN

WHAT PACE SHOULD WE MOVE AT

WILL HUNT RIGHT AFTER THIS

MAXIMUM SPEED

A GRUELING PACE

GRUELING PACE

GOTTA GO FAST

MAXIMUM SPEED

...

INCEDIBLY HIHG SPEED?

START STRONG

GRRRUEEELIINGGG

GOT IT ANONS

ALSO IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW

LITTER THE COUNTRY WITH CORPESES

NEED MORE MEAT, THROW SOME OF THAT USELESS SHIT OUT

GOT IT FAG, ALSO GODDAMNIT LUIGI

No rest for Luigi. Gotta keep going fast.

FUCK YOU GAY LUIGI

Throw him overboard, can't have cripples slowing us down.

WE REACHED KANSAS, WHAT NOW

But I'm already in Oregon you colossal fucking fool.

KEEP GOIN

>Kansas

Fuck this leave immideatly

GO BACK IT ISN'T WORTH IT

KEEP MOVING

Kill niggers.

see if there's a doctor and if they can fix gay Luigi's gay leg

ford the river

GOT IT ANONS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RIVER

talk

FORD NIGGA

Ford

FORD THAT CUNT

Hey, I looked and there's like a million different versions of Oregon Trail.

What's the one that's always used for these threads and why is it the "definitive" one?

FORD IT

FORD

...

Deluxe edition

FUCK

HENRY THAT BITCH

FUGGG :-DDDD

F

FUCK THIS RNG FILLED GAME

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN DO THERE

FUCK THEM, KEEP GOING

F INDEED user, F INDEED

THEY WHERE WORTHLESS ANYWAY

It was the first one available that was not restricted to the Apple II or related computers. And I can't speak for everyone but it's the one I grew up with.

that's unfortunate

F

there is literally nothing wrong with caulking

>drowned in 6ft-deep river

They were not meant to last in this world.

KEEP GOIN

>1.7K POUNDS OF FOOD BURNED

THE HUMBLING RIVER

Continue the epic journey.

>90% higher than the population of Sup Forums
>not drowning due to that

WAT

Clearly, Luigi's luck passed on to the whole wagon.

FUCK IT GO BACK HOME

how do you even fit 2 Newells of food into one wagon?

Oh good all the spare bullets and food are gone, with your shitty shooting we're fucked

RNG please spare our souls

FUCK THIS HAS TURNED TO A DISASTER

FUCK. Do we have enough bullets left to at least commit suicde?!

I HOPE THAT'S NOT ALL OF OUR FOOD.

jesus

How did it not just burn down the entire wagon?