Get a box from the mail

>Get a box from the mail
>Open it
>See this
what do

nothin personal, kid

>close box
>tape it shut
>light it on fire

Beat the shit out of it

give her some cloths and raise her to be a fine young woman

Can you read? You need to adopt her, you dumbass.

Seems like that would be a waste of perfectly good cardboard if you ask me

drop it off on the nieghbor's

>turn 360 degrees
>walk the fuck out

Take the bow of her head and equip it on myself.

I want Haruka to adopt me and make me her pet!

You're not going to fool me Haruka.

Anal fug

Dump the girl out, equip the box

Dammit! I ordered a bitch, not a queen.

What's this from?

Is that a very big box, or a very smol girl?

Have her dominant me with gentle femdom.

Aint she supposed to be a dom or some shit?

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

Take care of her like any respectable human being would do, but only after she ate two bowls of eggs.

Dis nig get it.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Make her my concubine and thing.

>grown woman
>adopt me

What the fuck

Cum on her then tape the box back up and put it out with the trash

File a report with amazon, someone fucked up my order.

Fiddle with her ribbon.

Homeless brap

>Big tits
>Used goods

Box goes in the trash.

Got another package, what do?

I wanna brutalize Ryouna with my dick so badly that she can't walk right or sit for weeks.

>close that box
>put that box in a box
>put that box in a bigger box
>mail that box to me
>when it arrives I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

Realistically? Call the police.

Daidouji is much too strong and best girl to be treated like that.

Return it, this isn't the Mirai I ordered

I'd rather have Ryouna brutalize my dick with her perfect feet.

>literally exact same body
these shitty games are lazy as fuck

Instantly
>Return to sender

SAUCE

>from SK2 to this trash
versus was a fucking mistake
>final boss is le ded sister
JUST

Give her eggs, a blanket and tell her everything is going to be fine.

That's why I'm gonna keep her.

same

Givr it to the dude next door because my neighbor's mail order bride obviously got dropped off at the wrong house
He has to let me headpat her as compensation

Return it, I ordered a snek not this slut

>feet.
Don't do such a thing to me.

I actually got what I ordered.

If this a game? Can you actually rape her?

Is*

Make her eat all the eggs

>take girl in
>Give her clothes food and a place to stay

>Turns out she was part of a human trafficking ring and got sent to the wrong address
>FBI van pulls into drivew-

It's a game, but not the kind you're thinking of.

Infinitely superior to the shitty Mirai model they're selling
Why would anyone want a dumb trap?

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Check for a return address. Otherwise put her up on Craigslist, could probably get like twenty bucks.

That's a full circle dumbass

>I'd rather have Ryouna brutalize
You're a sick pathetic man, going against her wishes like that.
Though I guess it's like neglect play, only more hardcore. She might be down for that.
She's confusing.

>open box
>jack off
>cum furiously at Haruka with my fresh and hot semen
>close box
>walk away

Can I just have that Snek I ordered?

If... if I have to

can i exchange it for snek or oppai queen?

>get her some clothes
>get close to her
>fuck her in consexuel sex for the purpose of reproduction

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fucking fantastic taste, you should be proud of yourself

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EV has a mission where she teams up with to Haruka to turn Asuka and Homura into their masochist pets, so she might have a bit of a sadistic side.
Of course it ends up going the other way around.

i dont even know whats supposed to be the bait anymore

>not Todd sleeping face
0/10 op

Fucking nice eyes.

How can I love Ryouna if she expects me to constantly hurt her? I want to be a good husband for her.

Let me just turn 360 degrees, user. Trust me I won't comeback.

Get mad since there aren't any packing peanuts, air bags or bubble wrap. It's like they wanted it to arrive damaged.

I'll ask my beautiful YOUNG wife if she is okay with helping children in need

I love her, but she's in definite need of some psychiatric help.

Show the image where he turns 360 degrees from the Xbox 360, and then walks away, stepping on it and crushing the cheap plastic

fuck off pedro you ban evading mother fucker

Ask who the hell keeps giving away free girls in this neighborhood.

return to sender because I ordered a Hikage, not a Haruka.

This isn't my waifu

Who?

Head pat and get her something to wear.

Close the box and mail it back in the hopes of getting a better senran.

>Official art has a ton of great clothing options.
>Ingame clothing is all shitty outfits and over-designed garbage with a very minimal selection.

Verily agree
But that's because they have to make the costumes apply for everyone, so they can't so as much custom work

And don't forget that half the outfits are dlc.
I remember them saying that PBS would have a lot of swimsuits available, but in the end they didn't add many compared to EV, not even for the ones that had one in the official material but not in the game, like Rin, Daidouji and the new girls, or the ones used in the same game's cover.

SK2 had a pretty good selection.

Kick her out of my brand new box.

>>>being this new

>But that's because they have to make the costumes apply for everyone
>When they all use the same body.
>When it works for Mirai even.
>when it even works when you just up the breast size using mods.
I don't think so.

>And don't forget that half the outfits are dlc.
That's to be expected at this point, but still bad.

>I remember them saying that PBS would have a lot of swimsuits available
Like they have a lot of underwear, but it's the same few patterns on like 10 different styles?

Well some would have reasonable selections, yeah. They're underwhelming compared to the art you see though.

I'd probably take her disheveled body back to my house and let her sleep in my bed while I slept on the couch. Deal with her freakout and ask if she was O.K.

I'd let her know that she doesn't need to tell me what happens but she must eat all the eggs I cooked for her.

Then I'd offer to drive her home and tell her to take care.


cook her some eggs.

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>Take a shit it in
>Place before your door
>Light on fire
>Ring bell
>you open the door
>you stomp out fire
>you end up stepping in 2 kinds of shit

out
Fucking
Skilled

SK2 had a great balance of casual, combat and some crazy outfits, SV does too at a lesser extent.
With EV they went with more revealing or sexy versions of certain outfits, which is okay, but kind of defeats the whole cloth damage gimmick.

>They're underwhelming compared to the art you see though.
You can't really expect them to put every single outfit shown in new wave as outfits either, as of now there's thousand of different cards.

This. Real XXIII's brown chick is perfection.

Fine, just pull your own fucking weight around here.

does that mean you want her on top

rub penis on feet

What, I thought I ordered the Mirai version

The last thing I'd do is tell anyone