Ubisoft does it again!

>$800 collector's edition
>$800
>or £700

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I would understand something at 200$, but fucking 800$.. Thats just insanity

You do realize there's other editions for a bum like you to play on your Gaystation Fore

we have to make gaming great again

>game not included
maximum jew

I hope it includes a blowjob from Aisha for that price

you could get hookers for a week straight with that.

>$1250 dollaroodoos


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahaha

I'd love one from Aisha, she was great in unteralterbach.

from regular whores yeah, not the "special" kind. Those are hard to cum by, and are a bit pricier.

I don't see the game in that picture, is it actually included?

>he doesn't have 800 bucks to spend on vidya

poorfags.

800 bucks won't even get you a decent pair of shoes anymore

>The whole package costs less than $100 to produce
Ubisoft knows their customers are suckers.

>nobody's gonna buy the 800$ one when the 700£ one is available

it's a big statue

heh wouldn't it be hilarious if it just included an download code instead of a physical copy of the game.

>Certificate of Authenticity
wow thanks now I can prove to everyone how much of a fucking retard I am for buying an 800$ CE

Not gonna lie, I preordered this

t. small ballers

I can spend a week in real Egypt for that money desu

fuck off Lavar your shoes are chinese plastic shit

Well they wuz kangz n sheit, if you wanna be a kang you gotta spent that cash money like one

You can spend a week inside an egyptian cutie for 800$.

If you don't buy this you're racist. You don't want to be racist, do you?

>Certificate of authenticity

>he fell for the designer shoe meme
user
i have plenty of guccis,margielas,cp etc
i even got a one in 243 mastermind collab sneaks
and none of them ever feel worth over 200 dollaros
just stick to chuck and old skools

Is meme kill?

You have to be 18+ to post on Sup Forums.

WE>WUZ>>KANGZ!

>game not included

what kind of person is both rich and gives that many shits about assassins creed?

it doesnt seem like theres a very big market for this is all im saying

When you price the product at $800 and make like $700 profit on each sale, you don't really need a big market.

if i were to buy one or two, how much can i resell them for -- or will this piece of shit not be worth anything and plenty will be left in stock? i've always wanted to scalp something video game or anime-related. i still have both limited run shantae games that i've bought an extra copy of, and they seem to be going up slowly

WE

if only 100 people bought this they will still have raked in a ton of cash for how cheap it all is.
everything is a book or printed out piece of paper.

Yeah, user you'll be able to sell them for 1k each you go ahead and buy them you'll be a scalping pro overnight.

Hey look obvious marketing

fuck off with your mall brands poorboi

WUZ

nah, user they'll be worth 2k. cuz kanz an shiet. don't be raaciss

>Pay 1000$ for literally WE WUZ KANGS meme
>game not included

Videogames are a bad investment for that. Especially Ubisoft games that can have a high shit rate as far as rolling the dice on how many bugs they'll have. If you were smart, you'd scalp boardgames. Shit sells fast with limited stock and has a market willing to spend a premium. I sold Dark Souls The Boardgame for $70 profit what I paid for it on kickstarter and I didn't even get the stretch goal content yet to put that up for sale.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

KANZ

Why do you keep memeing this game not included thing? It's there in the steel book.

nothing. things that are marketed as 'collectors items' are almost never worth collecting

be better off trying to scalp yeezys like all the other hypebeast faggots

When will they learn...

>tom ford
>nothing but overrated rehash of alex mcqueen

designers are overrated as hell anyway
if you want to burn money get a goddamn bespoke shoe

>corgay

John Lobb or gtfo faggit

also mcmeme is shit tier

You can literally go to Egypt for a week on that money, flights included.

i was fond of john lobb but english shoemakers are hitting a slump

edward green are the only thing i would set my sights on,especially their new bluchers

i really hope you guys are PCfags because if you guys aren't, it only means that you have the money to build a PC, but you just downright refuse to better your hobby

what country are you in?

Look up Mass Effect Andromeda collector's edition

>Compare Dawn CE to Dawn LE
>159.99 versus 799.99
>Only difference is certificate, lithographs and a steelbook
Are you fucking kidding me? $550 more for pretty pictures, something that says your shit plastic is authentic shit plastic, and some steel cd case

you could buy a bow and arrow,some sort of bird,a dagger and return trip to cairo

my pc is 6 years outdated
im waiting for 4k to be cheaper so i can swooce right in

>certificate of authenticity

Who the fuck would make a bootleg 28" statue of Ass Creed main character #12?

>Nomad's Collector Bundle (Game Sold Seperately)
Holy shit its real

you can do that from the U.S. nobody wants to go to that shit hole especially given current international events.

Now those are shoes i would call autistic.

>he spends money on different things than me
>he's either poor or retarded

Holy shit stop replying to everyone. It's so fucking annoying looking at replies and it's just you every fucking time. There is nothing more annoying in a thread than this shit

I can't stand this shit either. When you see it happen just hide their post and scroll back up. Makes the QoL on Sup Forums much better.

oh kek you willingly refuse to better your hobby out of spite for something

China.

>certificate of authenticity
To what end?

I know that jacket is probably fancy and expensive, but I cringed at its design.

ITT: Underage Brazilian kids pretend to be rich.

double rider is objectively the best design for leather jacket
anyone who disagree should be run over evil knievil style

oh shidd user you find out where i live r u some sort of hacker

don't be a hater family

ew

Wonder how much it cost them to make. Can't imagine more than 30$ sans game.

Which one is you, autistic fuck.

>frilly fag padding
>shit soft collar spread
>green shade

neck yourself my man
/fa/ was a mistake

cringe. go build a PC

who even buys this shit

is this one of those jackets people buy just to complain on /fa/ that it looks bad on them when compared to the model?

>implying I post on /fa/g

stick to your basic bitch shit

Giraffe-Man, with the power of neck.

ITT

Ya didn't answer my question pinhead

Those are some ugly cheap looking "shoes"

>muh gaudy designer piece
>muh current trend

i hope a wasp sting your cornea

lol post something you own faggot

>muh sensible chinese shit from gap
>muh vans that some fat chick said looked good in the store

Gross.

Why pay so much for shoes? Do you get all paranoid walking on anything that hasn't been recently cleaned and polished? What about when you realize at the end of the day they smell like your cheesy ass feet?

pobre

you could get 3 saville row suit for that amount
which would be guaranteed better than that shit

>being overweight and malodorous

just don't go hiking in brand new leather shoes and you're fine

...

you couldn't get one good vicuna suit for that

you have never been to saville row, nor could you fit into a slim cut suit

>fashion for those with more money than sense

...

Is this chainmail?

>Captcha:
>match the label: stationary bicycle
>there's 2 pictures of bicycles that are stationary among the 3 stationary bikes and other assorted crap

now that is effay

I've always wondered how /fa/gs see the world considering they have to look at what regular people wear everyday as opposed to instantly knowing people's tastes in videogames

>never been to savile row
>literally just 4 metro stop and a few walks away
also nice ad hominem my friend,tell me which tailor here wouldn't laugh your ass for wanting a slim fit
even cad and the dandy would look at you in disgust

>Loving the smell of his own foot sweat, probably gas too just for good measure