Video game crabs, Why are they so awesome?
Video game crabs, Why are they so awesome?
Justin Thompson
Hunter Bell
because snip snip
Oliver Butler
crabs are fucking gay and seafood tastes like cat piss
omega-3 is a fucking meme vitamin
Carson Cruz
OH FUG SNIB SNIB :DDDD
Jaxson Cruz
Snip snap?
Kayden Collins
These are some cute snibblers, post more cute crabs.
Caleb Hernandez
Crab Nicholson's Extreme Sleep Over 2 when?
Tyler Jenkins
Leo Mitchell
Why is it crysis still beats many games in terms of detail even when the bulk of crysis is just jungle, some random shacks and buildings along with ships and alien structures.
Chase Baker
Elijah Rogers
They make my dick hard
Henry Young
fug
Ayden Bell
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Isaac Martinez
>4 arms
>no claws
EVERYTHING IS WRONG
Kevin Jones
snippies
Christian Long
Wtf crabe thread?
Dylan Jenkins
H-He's fast!
Samuel Russell
top crab !
Bentley Wilson
imagine getting snapped to half
Adam Smith
It acts so retarded, like it doesn't even understand what its arms do.
How did crabs survive for so long?
Camden Torres
Crabs freak me the fuck out. Some insects too.
Imagine a crab the size of a horse, it's gonna run you over and eat you alive, and you can't do a damn thing about it because of it's shell. And even if you could, it doesn't feel any pain and will continue eating you unless you disable it somehow.
Just empty black eyes staring at you and you scream and it just keeps going. So ruthless.
Matthew Hill
I dunno bro, I've seen rats kill large crabs with ease
Jayden Sanchez
Rats are mean as hell and will jump on people's faces and maul them. They're disproportionately not very nice.
Alexander Lee
Someone post the gif of the hermit crab with an artillery piece for it's shell.
Gavin Rogers
>the thread has gone this long without a weak point reference
Caleb Foster
>Im in a tiny plastic bowl, with no water some big pink thing is throwing crescent shaped fried potato at me i guess i should start panicking.
Josiah King
Cortex Command has comfy crabs
Ian Perry
>break open skeleton ball
>crab pops out
So what's the lore here?
Jordan Powell
Hard to think it's been a decade or so since I made crab bombs, the most destructive of the physics defying superweapons.
Jeremiah Lee
it just wanted a chip
Ethan Johnson
Not always.
Sebastian Rivera
Fuck you, I was going to post this.
Joseph Foster
you think you can out-snip me ?
Camden Walker
Hard to think it's been in development since 2000 and still hasn't made any meaningful progress since B23.
Nathaniel Smith
>videogame crab
>awesome
>ARTERIAL PINCH
Inordinate exsanguination is not a virtue.
Landon Jones
Oh man I know. People talk shit about early access these days but Cortex Command has been doing it for so goddamn long. Real shame too since it's a really cool game at its core in so many ways.
Jeremiah James
I always wondered, is there a game where getting crabs is a good thing?
Jaxon Gutierrez
It's only source of replayability nowadays are mods. Not saying that is a good thing of course but it's the only reason I've replayed it if any. The physics are so ridiculous it opens for a lot of crazy shit with some of the mods you can get. I still wish we had a finished product at this point though, lazy fucks.
Luis Hill
Did we ever get any meaningful singleplayer missions or did the creator never release enough source/tools to make such a thing?
Levi Rogers
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Ryder Wood
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Luis Scott
Camden Edwards
This guy walks up and taps your Commander on the ass with its cannons. Watchu gonna do about it faggot?
Landon Barnes
Omega 3 isn't a vitamin you numbnut, it's a type of fatty acid
Daniel Wright
Crab Battle!
Ayden Robinson
Last time I played (Years ago) it had some missions with a slight resemblance of having a storyline to them but it was nothing big. I spent most of my time creating bunkers and fighting sergals using over powered characters like 40K space marines and giant robots.
At this point you’re better off making up your own storyline and playing in random maps or premade maps because chances are this game will never be finished.
Logan Powell
Kek, that sounds about like the mods I expected. Brings back memories.
Brandon Lewis
to be honest, I prefer the monkeylord better
Elijah Kelly
William Flores
Do you have teeth that can cut thru concrete? because i dont.
Brandon Ramirez
My nigga, Shogun is my favourite monster in MH ! That crab GS
Benjamin Bailey
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Daniel Lewis
Juan Nelson
>Seafood tastes like cat piss
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