Xenoblade 2

So we know is a story about a shota taking his big boobed sword to some tree in the sky because she asked him to. what twists can we expect?

Pyra's evil/working for the main bad guy.

is there any gay porn of him yet?

Based off Takahashi's previous games, we can expect
>MC's father figure will betray him
>there's a race of human-likes that will mutate into eldritch abominations

Nigga, i will hunt you down if this is true.

As it turns out Rex was a spy working for the empire

Where are my editbros at?

Nipple twisters

>in Greek mythology, Pyrrha was daughter of Epimetheus the titan (also a term used in this game) and Pandora the first human
>was also a worshipper of Zeus
>Zeus got pissed off with humanity and wiped it out, then tasked Pyrrha and her husband, Deucalion, with restarting it
>Deucalion was a king, and Rex is latin for "king"
>Zeus had a weapon called the Aegis, which also seems to be the name of Pyra's sword
>while Homura is Pyra's Japanese name, Pyra/Pyrrha is very much a literal translation

IT'S HAPPENING

>MC looks like a fucking generic shounen character

I'm good

How old are Rex and Pyra supposed to be?

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WHAT

Is that the story where Zeus pretends he's a hobo and gets dinner at a place where people eat other people, which makes him go nuclear and he turns everyone into wolves for some reason

Rex may be 15-16, Pyra is a fucking super weapon and may be centuries old.

oh my

Is this going to be another pseudo-porn thread or a gameplay thread?

Wow user thanks for this

So they gonna restart humanity together? Will they become gods at the end?

Both are ok, is the other thing we must avoid.

W-Will you restart the world with me?

They're reincarnations of Zanza and Meyneth

i can see rex's butt

Greeks were fucking weird to think up of that

No, it's the one where a king sacrifices his own son to Zeus, causing Zeus to go "the fuck, dude?", and then flood everything.

I'm not really sure, as that seems like it'd make for an extremely depressing ending if Rex goes "yeah, fuck humanity!" just so he can get some tail. But I guess it depends on how it's executed (assuming this stuff is anywhere close to where Takahashi is going).

Incidentally, Elysium is the Greek equivalent of Valhalla, being the place where heroes go to rest after death.

The world needs more Pyra's art.

this is the first thing I thought when I saw her. But I think it might be something like canaan in xenosaga where she doesn't know

World three.

There's no mechs this time.

>not /ss/

I hope juju is in this game

I just want to play a character that's actually a fucking character and not a literal walking mannequin.

The sword is actually a guy.

Oooh let me guess something will happen that angers the gods and the gods destory the world with only pyra and Rex left. It will be a bittersweet game, perfect for what Takahashi always likes to do

There is a story where Zeus and another god pretends they are hoboes, then they ask on each house if they have anything to offer to them.

Everyone denies them, threatening and whatever, even wealthy homes having a party throw some bones at them.

Furious at humanity Zeus wants to go back and destroy everyone but the other god tells him to visit one last home. This home was inhabitated by an old couple that where very very poor. Despite their poverty they shared the little food they had, and asked if they wanted to sleep there for the night.

Zeus got pleasantly surprised and flooded the whole area with all the houses of the ones that denied them, then built a fucking huge temple filled with gold, food and other stuff, made them tend to the place and live there, and also made them live for hundreds of years until they at the moment of their deaths turned into trees.


Now back on Xenoblade, or rather the xeno series, how often does the creators use greek mythos and stuff on their games?

Guess this game will have e rating.

>that is the normal ending
>true ending (which you can only get by getting ALL the blades) world goes reset, but everyone manages to stay alive.

>Shota uses the power of D to bring her to the right side

you'll fight god at the end

I hope at some point, something happens to Rex forcing us to play with Pyra alone for a while.

you never fight god in xeno games

Greek mythos is fucking wonderful
>the one where the hero (I think it was perseus) after killing the medusa plays at the proto-olympics, throws a disk, hits his grandpa who is in the audience and becomes king
>Herc punches a river so hard it bends
>Zeus becomes a literal bull and takes a princess away from Crete, king sends his three sons after her and one gets distracted by a cow, follows it and makes a city at where the cow laid to rest
>the first waifufag ever loved his statue so much it came to life and from that moment he started living the dream
>Athena goes on a sewing contest with some random woman, loses, gets so fucking pissed that she turns her into a spider
>Hades is the chillest nigga ever, has some delicious pomegranates in his garden
>another crete king gets NTRd by a literal fucking bull, hires a guy to make the most complicated house ever so he can seal his bastard wife's son there, throws the guy in there as well
>said guy makes some wings out of feather and wax, he and his son escape Crete, his son decided that feeling the heat is the best plan ever, his wings melt away and he dies like a chump
>Minotaur demands more sacrifices after SMTIV, some king sends his son there to solve that shit, son fucks some random whore who isactually one of the crete king's daughters, she gives him some thread so he can't get lost, he goes in the labyrinth, kills Crete King's wife's son, takes the whore with him, gets so high on victory that he forgets the whore at some random island and comes back to his homeplace with the wrong flag, so his dad assumes he's dead, which makes him kill himself

Not going to happen, Pyra can't even fight

>implying shota isn't Zeus

>you fight pic related

How mayneth's daggers were called?. Do thjey turned into a boosty girl too?

>God is a computer gone haywire/spawned from a computer gone haywire

she can, see the trailer she joins for special attacks and in a cutscene she...holds herself to do a fireball attack.

She needs to Rex to fight.

Anal?

If it takes from Galaxy Express 999, then we can assume the following
>subplot where Pyra has a human body hidden
>subplot where Rex wants to be a Blade to gain eternal life
>subplot where Pyra has an evil twin
>subplot where Rex disappears for a few and comes back grown

My uncle works at nintendo and confirmed this is the plot twist
>60 hours in
>Rex and Pyra are finally moving in for their first kiss
>heart beat soundeffect
>lips are about to touch
>screen goes black
>Lao wakes up on the beach
>Sawano music starts blaring at an ear-deafening volume
>XB2 was all just a dream
>the real game has begun

I hope Xeno 2 borrows heavily from Greek mythos, I love them too. When you summarize them they sound fucking ridiculous but in a good way

>Sawano music
NO TURN IT OFF

>comes back grown
Noctis? Fuck yeah I want punished Rex

So what you're telling me is that this girl's creator is at the top of Elysium, and is destined to destroy the world and recreate it because God himself said so? When can I pre-order this?

how could I forget this one
>woman raised by bears wants a hubbie who can beat her in racing, she kills whoever loses against her
>random schmuck asks the gods for some golden apples and drops them while racing to distract her, wins

So much potential, I hope they don't squander it like X

Don't get me wrong, I love pretty much every single one but they're absolutely ridiculous
Greeks have the pettiest gods of them all
You can't sneeze close to a god's sanctum without being cursed for life

>I love this world because you're in it

The world reset will be averted? Last boss is Zeus?

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I would be mad because we almost literally did that already in a way.

Wait, you mean the sword may have a different name even if is Pyra too?

HELLO

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IS THIS THING ON?

I don't get it.

Melia will be the final boss. The first game was setting her up to become the next villain.

Localization team member here. Here's some things NOT to expect:

>Mecha
>Gods (The closest is the Architect who is just a computer)
>Anything different from Xenoblade Chronicles
>Outfit changes
>Loading screens
>Zohar references
>Sophist gnosticism references
>For that matter, no mythological references that have a correct or even fleshed out context
>Japanese dub option
>Bikinis
>Most of the things you loved about Xenogears
>An ending

I'm not happy with the work we're doing.

If you've played XC and X, it's similar plot points

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...Reminds me of a Valkyria Chronicles 3 protag.

Prove it.

WIND BLOWS HARD IN DECEMBER

AM I ALL ALONE

IS ANYONE THERE

I NEED A BIGGER GUN

Terry lost two week's pay over that unapproved outreach regarding her skin, I'm not proving shit until my contract expires. I'm telling you right now that if you go into this game expecting another Xenogears or even Eternal Arcadia you'll be disappointed. If you want proof Pyra is the first fire sword you get. Scylla is the first water sword you get, but we haven't shown her yet.

But the first water sword you get is Chill

>If you want proof Pyra is the first fire sword you get. Scylla is the first water sword you get, but we haven't shown her yet.
Kek that's not even how the Blades work

Holy shit
SPOILER!!!!!

Didn't the zohar lock some kind of dimensional being inside of it that grants unlimited power or something? Why is it represented so heavily on the Blades?

You mean Pyra, she is the only one that has the Zohar thing.

because takahashi has been blue balling xenogears fans since 2002

Bs.

The game will be e rated though.

Never getting off Takahashi's wild ride.

Doesn't the green lady have it as well?

Because muh pandering, that's all it is.

>If I throw out a bunch of names, it'll make me sound legit

It's cool I want to fight a super machine again instead of some vaguely angelic figure.

>You can see her heart break
>She becomes evil as fuck

Oh right, but i bet is only she and pyra.

Old granny deserved it

>Scylla is the first water sword you get
Uh huh, I totally believe this when the method you get new Blade shit is from Gacha Rolls.

>Scylla is the first water sword you get

Harem confirmed, this game is fucking trash.

I wish SE played this card long ago, they had the perfect excuse with Faye.

What about angel machines?

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*
we stop here user, I forgot to brush my teeth

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the only one of those things that is a negative is no JP dub, with how bad the EN dub is this time around, and maybe the no ending part. The rest is exactly what I wanted from it. I didn't like anything from xenogears and loved everything from XBC.

>>Outfit changes
>stuck in the same stupid outfits the entire game instead of having a wide variety of stupid looking copypasta recolor outfits and one or two good looks per character
DROPPED

too much ass