Character in a game pees like this

>character in a game pees like this

Fuck people who do this. They give me boners.

Only true alphas do this

feels good man

are you gay or something son?

Walk up and spank them. They can't run after you right away.

Why are you taking photo of men asses?

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what if they do a 360 and splatter you with piss

>piss trough
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You don't?

>trying with all my might to melt the ice in the urinal with my piss

I actually do this sometimes

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At my high school, all of the guys on the football team did this. They must have thought it was an alpha thing to do but it only made the more popular guys take pictures and make fun of them.

I think they're common in france

As a guy there is only two possibilities for this. The vast majority of time it is mental illness. Though one time I saw a guy wearing some weird pants that made it really hard to not piss on yourself.

>ice

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what's the other possibility?

I do something similar but put my foot on the wall or urinal so that my torso can face them.

>ear-piercing yell
Always gets me

feels good man

>not squeezing in and peeing in the same urinal as the random cuteboy in order to bond with him

>unisex bathroom
>can hear lots of farts and splashing sounds in one of the stalls
>cute girl walks out
Wh-what did she mean by that?

>taking creep shots of blackout drunk men
Hot.

>BBRRRAAAAAPPPP

>tfw too insecure for urinals

>not peeing like this

dude I always share. Don't want to waste water when you flush, you know?

i would boner instantly

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imagine what kind of farts those tacos would make

Absolutely, bro.
Do you also invite new pee-bros over if they come while you're already at it?

No one noticing the jacket on the floor

>Using the hole in your boxer-briefs to pee through.
>Not just pulling your pants and underwear down just enough to get your penis through.

He was so young, so full of hope.

I pull out my balls too. way more comfortable

I have a big ass so I'm forced to do this unless I want my dick crused by the top of the pants

>peeing through the hole
Is that what the point of that is?

You ever have to pee while wearing something like a tuxedo? That hole saves time.

That hole is fucking uncomfortable

>implying i use boxer shorts
I always wear silky girl's panties

He's changed so much.

>not peeing in the stall for maximum privacy

I prefer stalls.
I like the privacy of them.

Oh, what do they look like user?

trying way too hard

Jokes aside, I made the mistake of buying silk boxers once. Now I can't wear anything else.

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>carrying about privacy for a limp wank