Why is Nintendo Lore so interesting?

Why is Nintendo Lore so interesting?

Don't forget Pikmin.

don't forget pokemon stadium being in a city

Because autists will pull anything out of their ass if it seems like it means something

Makes no sense because there's garden implements and shit just sitting there like it had been left 2 days ago.

Because it's beyond the grasp of most brainlets (such as ) making it more enjoyable for those intelligent enough to comprehend it.

>being in a city
an earth city?

pokemon is set in an alternate history where nazis won ww2

fuck my ass

Post your ass

That's the timeline where Tony never met Bam though, leading to the development of gardening tools and shit super resistant to wear over time.

Didnt earth ended at the end of mother 3?

So it goes
MOTHER 3 > KIRBY > MARIO > Metroid?

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Wait, I am confused. How is Pro Skater 5 neer meets Bam timeline different from Pro Skater HD never meets Bam timeline?

>tony uses time travel in an attempt to fix the past, creating the "never meets bam" timeline

It explains itself. He travels back in time to one of the first four games in the series and continues into the "tony never meets bam" timeline instead of the one that starts with tony hawks underground.

louie and olimar must have long life spans if 250 million years passed from pikmin 2 to 3

Time dilation could be an explanation. Or Nintendo just retconned it. Probably the latter.

where does calamity bam fits in all this?

Ryan Dunn dies in a car accident and it branches off

because you can just look at something in any nintendo game and make shit up so you can show your epic nerd friends on the internet

Matpat, is that you?