Things you hate to see in video games

Things you hate to see in video games

Alt-right politics and goobergator propaganda

negroes

Other players.

weapon damage tied to difficulty or skill

Degrading weapons and armor, aside from New Vegas.

i meant guns and shooty things not all weapons

Difficulty settings.
It means the developer didn't know how to properly program The enemies AI so they just decided to scale damage and health instead of actual challenge.

shit that breaks the art style/theme

in serious games, at least

>Main protagonist dies in a spin-off game.

The illusion of fucking choice. I don't want the difference to be fucking dialogue, I want to see fucking consequences to shit I pick. Half the time this shit preys on your fucking feelings, making you want to reload only to find out that your fucking choice ultimately doesn't fucking matter.

Fuck that.

>Perk makes you better with weapons
>You now do ## % more damage

There's videogamey and there's absolutely retarded

>alt-right politics

name one

This really pissed me off about SOMA, it had potential but because of this simple fact it was absolute garbage.

Fun

Ugly women

Le esssjayydabyuu
Button prompts

point of no return without warning

Straight women

your mom

Tim Soret Presents: The Last Night

Side characters getting more time because of the fans. Rarely does it make the game any better.

Yeah seriously. What kind of delusional fuck thinks that the alt-right has a single piece of mainstream media dedicated or even hinting at agreeing with their views?

implied sex scenes with heavy censorship

online mode

>Regenerating health (DMC's system is okay)
>DLC
>Microtransactions
>Politics
>Niggers
>Furries
>Hipsters
>QTEs
>Too many cutscenes
>Unpolished gameplay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're a fucking retard. "Everything that disagrees with me is """alt-right""""

Ugly characters

Real-life politics (left AND right).

Yeah, there aren't any outside of super small indie games with no budget. Like the punch Anita game.

That game isn't "right" anymore though. They had to change it because of the publisher.

Wide open worlds that do a terrible job of covering up a lack of creativity

Examples?

PTW weapons and items

Even different dialogue is what puts things like LucasArts above Telltale where your dialogue choices literally don't matter at all.

>the monsters you're killing used to be humans!

Bad players.

>The real monster is YOU, protag!

>Good romance
>switches to ingame sex cutscenes of the 2 characters in their 3d clothed models awkwardly hugging

Difficulty just makes enemies bigger bullet sponges

Bloom

Morality systems

References to memes or directly using memes

Bad humor

No FoV settings

Graphics menu is [Bad],[Okay],[Good],[GAMER]

leveling and stats

protagonist has a scar over the eye

>Hardest difficulty in FPS
>You can unload an entire magazine into an enemy's chest, and they're still good

MAKING EVERYTHING INTO A BULLET SPONGE ISN'T HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT.

You mean a bad morality system, but i understand because i cant even think of a game with a half-decent one.

Sodomites and other disgusting sexual deviants.

Classic Fallouts.

stealth missions in non stealth games

Don't forget escort missions. Or worse; both at the same time.

>Vancian magic
Aka limited casts per rest or encounter as opposed to stamina or mana systems.
>Hand drawn backgrounds in isometric games. Completely destroys any immersion. Like sure, when games had to run on potato fueled tubes that made sense, now it's just retarded.
>Over the top special effects.
If I'm swinging a sword then I'm just swinging a fucking sword. Don't need a whole light show to go with it.

Shotguns that are only effective at up to two feet

Silencers reducing weapon damage, and also not making your kills stealthy

Forced stealth sections in a game with no stealth mechanics

Characters having no issue shrugging off thousands of bullets but trips in a cutscene and is crippled

People not making any mention of silent protags being silent

What's the problem with that?

it looks pretty gay bro

>put any conservative view in your product
>get labeled a racist, misogynist, islamaphopbe, etc by every media outlet to silence you
>publishers and advertisers pull their support out of fear of being caught in the shitstorm
>name is forever ruined
>forced out of your job for carrying a different opinion

Wow, no idea why people don't talk about right wing politics in public. You got me there.

Gameplay

>you have to follow someone
>your run animation is too fast
>your walking animation is too slow

cliffhanger endings

>morality systems where you're either Jesus or the devil with no inbetween/no reason to not be one of the two extremes
>Almost zero incentive to ever be evil because you'll miss out on gear, sidequests, companions and so on

>get too far ahead of them and they miraculously die and you have to restart
>the whole thing because theres no checkpoints

It's a really generic way to imply a character had a hard life.

>Mad about having incorrect opinions
>Conservacucks mad about the free market working

Really tickles the pickle

>incorrect opinions

And on the opposite extreme there's Fallout 4's Nuka World DLC, which forces you rock be evil or you're a retard who wasted 20 bucks.

silent protags speak, we as players can't hear them.

but yeah it's cool when someone says something like "don't talk much, do you?"

>Escort mission where the VIP has no sense of survival and walks right into enemies

I'm looking at you Colonel Miller

*to be evil
Phoneposting right now, I don't know how that happened

infamous

People can have opinions, and sometimes these opinions are stupid and/or wrong. Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean it's entitled to the same level of respect as every other one.

You can keep getting upset about it until it kills you for all I care, but it's how the world works

The lack of joke Mexican dub option where everyone is modded to have sweet mustaches and the background music is changed to sweet Flamenco.

Fun

Women you can't fuck.

>implying opinions and ideals don't change between "right" and "wrong" to fit the elite's narrative

I'm sorry you're such a cuck that you believe in a world of black and white ideals. I'll be praying for you when your town is under jihad rule and your culture is made irrelevant.

>it's how the world works
This retarded? seriously?.
Opinions CAN NOT be wrong, an opinion is just that, doesn't matter if it coincides with the facts or not, an opinion is the conclusion that an individual reaches about a certain thing, you faggots and your politics can go jump of a cliff for all I care, but get your shit right, faggot.

but his opinion is that opinions can be right or wrong

Essential characters.

brown tones, brown undertones,brown niggers, brown colors, brown walls, brown buildings, brown atmosphere.

western edginess

Overly-long stealth segments in non-stealth games.
Weapon durability.
Pointless crafting.
Shit character customization.
Bosses with one weakness that's only visible if they perform one move, and then the AI refuses to use that move.

Ghost fish.

>sudden time trial mission

Don't see them as much anymore but they're still annoying as fuck.