Things you hate to see in video games
Things you hate to see in video games
Alt-right politics and goobergator propaganda
negroes
Other players.
weapon damage tied to difficulty or skill
Degrading weapons and armor, aside from New Vegas.
i meant guns and shooty things not all weapons
Difficulty settings.
It means the developer didn't know how to properly program The enemies AI so they just decided to scale damage and health instead of actual challenge.
shit that breaks the art style/theme
in serious games, at least
>Main protagonist dies in a spin-off game.
The illusion of fucking choice. I don't want the difference to be fucking dialogue, I want to see fucking consequences to shit I pick. Half the time this shit preys on your fucking feelings, making you want to reload only to find out that your fucking choice ultimately doesn't fucking matter.
Fuck that.
>Perk makes you better with weapons
>You now do ## % more damage
There's videogamey and there's absolutely retarded
>alt-right politics
name one
This really pissed me off about SOMA, it had potential but because of this simple fact it was absolute garbage.
Fun
Ugly women
Le esssjayydabyuu
Button prompts
point of no return without warning
Straight women
your mom
Tim Soret Presents: The Last Night
Side characters getting more time because of the fans. Rarely does it make the game any better.
Yeah seriously. What kind of delusional fuck thinks that the alt-right has a single piece of mainstream media dedicated or even hinting at agreeing with their views?
implied sex scenes with heavy censorship
online mode
>Regenerating health (DMC's system is okay)
>DLC
>Microtransactions
>Politics
>Niggers
>Furries
>Hipsters
>QTEs
>Too many cutscenes
>Unpolished gameplay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're a fucking retard. "Everything that disagrees with me is """alt-right""""
Ugly characters
Real-life politics (left AND right).
Yeah, there aren't any outside of super small indie games with no budget. Like the punch Anita game.
That game isn't "right" anymore though. They had to change it because of the publisher.
Wide open worlds that do a terrible job of covering up a lack of creativity
Examples?
PTW weapons and items
Even different dialogue is what puts things like LucasArts above Telltale where your dialogue choices literally don't matter at all.
>the monsters you're killing used to be humans!
Bad players.
>The real monster is YOU, protag!
>Good romance
>switches to ingame sex cutscenes of the 2 characters in their 3d clothed models awkwardly hugging
Difficulty just makes enemies bigger bullet sponges
Bloom
Morality systems
References to memes or directly using memes
Bad humor
No FoV settings
Graphics menu is [Bad],[Okay],[Good],[GAMER]
leveling and stats
protagonist has a scar over the eye
>Hardest difficulty in FPS
>You can unload an entire magazine into an enemy's chest, and they're still good
MAKING EVERYTHING INTO A BULLET SPONGE ISN'T HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT.
You mean a bad morality system, but i understand because i cant even think of a game with a half-decent one.
Sodomites and other disgusting sexual deviants.
Classic Fallouts.
stealth missions in non stealth games
Don't forget escort missions. Or worse; both at the same time.
>Vancian magic
Aka limited casts per rest or encounter as opposed to stamina or mana systems.
>Hand drawn backgrounds in isometric games. Completely destroys any immersion. Like sure, when games had to run on potato fueled tubes that made sense, now it's just retarded.
>Over the top special effects.
If I'm swinging a sword then I'm just swinging a fucking sword. Don't need a whole light show to go with it.
Shotguns that are only effective at up to two feet
Silencers reducing weapon damage, and also not making your kills stealthy
Forced stealth sections in a game with no stealth mechanics
Characters having no issue shrugging off thousands of bullets but trips in a cutscene and is crippled
People not making any mention of silent protags being silent
What's the problem with that?
it looks pretty gay bro
>put any conservative view in your product
>get labeled a racist, misogynist, islamaphopbe, etc by every media outlet to silence you
>publishers and advertisers pull their support out of fear of being caught in the shitstorm
>name is forever ruined
>forced out of your job for carrying a different opinion
Wow, no idea why people don't talk about right wing politics in public. You got me there.
Gameplay
>you have to follow someone
>your run animation is too fast
>your walking animation is too slow
cliffhanger endings
>morality systems where you're either Jesus or the devil with no inbetween/no reason to not be one of the two extremes
>Almost zero incentive to ever be evil because you'll miss out on gear, sidequests, companions and so on
>get too far ahead of them and they miraculously die and you have to restart
>the whole thing because theres no checkpoints
It's a really generic way to imply a character had a hard life.
>Mad about having incorrect opinions
>Conservacucks mad about the free market working
Really tickles the pickle
>incorrect opinions
And on the opposite extreme there's Fallout 4's Nuka World DLC, which forces you rock be evil or you're a retard who wasted 20 bucks.
silent protags speak, we as players can't hear them.
but yeah it's cool when someone says something like "don't talk much, do you?"
>Escort mission where the VIP has no sense of survival and walks right into enemies
I'm looking at you Colonel Miller
*to be evil
Phoneposting right now, I don't know how that happened
infamous
People can have opinions, and sometimes these opinions are stupid and/or wrong. Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean it's entitled to the same level of respect as every other one.
You can keep getting upset about it until it kills you for all I care, but it's how the world works
The lack of joke Mexican dub option where everyone is modded to have sweet mustaches and the background music is changed to sweet Flamenco.
Fun
Women you can't fuck.
>implying opinions and ideals don't change between "right" and "wrong" to fit the elite's narrative
I'm sorry you're such a cuck that you believe in a world of black and white ideals. I'll be praying for you when your town is under jihad rule and your culture is made irrelevant.
>it's how the world works
This retarded? seriously?.
Opinions CAN NOT be wrong, an opinion is just that, doesn't matter if it coincides with the facts or not, an opinion is the conclusion that an individual reaches about a certain thing, you faggots and your politics can go jump of a cliff for all I care, but get your shit right, faggot.
but his opinion is that opinions can be right or wrong
Essential characters.
brown tones, brown undertones,brown niggers, brown colors, brown walls, brown buildings, brown atmosphere.
western edginess
Overly-long stealth segments in non-stealth games.
Weapon durability.
Pointless crafting.
Shit character customization.
Bosses with one weakness that's only visible if they perform one move, and then the AI refuses to use that move.
Ghost fish.
>sudden time trial mission
Don't see them as much anymore but they're still annoying as fuck.