72 hours later and no one is talking about arms

>72 hours later and no one is talking about arms
What went wrong Sup Forums? You guys told me this was going to be another hit like splatoon.

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It's like Wii sports boxing deluxe and with pretty colors.

and waifus

Nintenbros got lucky with splatoon being a hit, they tried to shill this game except it's literally shovelware trash

After playing it for a while the games all about movement.

And attacking first actually outs you at a disadvantage. It's a total counter attacking game.

Of all the games so far there's 2 characters that are unbearable to play against. NINJARAS and twintelles.

NINJARAS for obvious reasons.
>Jump
>Teleport
>Grab

But Twintelles are boring as fuck too
>Jump
>Float
>Charge punch
>Repeat

Boring as fuck to play. Slows the game down. Hard to punish.

Everyone else is actually fun to play against.

They're probably playing the game.
Also this shit is even more difficult than testifires holy fuck.
Also slapamanders are too OP pls nerf

>Sup Forums shilling a Nintendo game

Stop the presses.

OP, these are the people who will unironically tell you that they think Splatoon is the best shooter made in a decade. You can't put anything past them.

Twintelle is easy to beat, just predict her floats, get relatively close and grab spam her shit or charge heavy arm and win.
Ninjara is basically keep jump dodging or die.

The sad part is these losers are doing it for free. Sonybros actually get paid to do it because their console actually sells lmao

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Because they're all busy playing it instead of participating in another mindless console war shitpost thread?

>What went wrong Sup Forums? You guys told me this was going to be another hit like splatoon.
I'm busy playing it. Too much to start threads about it. It is the first fighter I've genuinely enjoyed since Smash Bros 64 (before the sperglord no-fun-allowed min-max "pro gaymurs" started ruining the game).

Pretty much this, I already went and got my money back on this game.

Not worth the $60

You're going to get that in ARMS eventually. Might not be Smash 64 touch-of-death broken, but people will start figuring shit out.

>No ones talking about because they're playing it
Hmmmmm

You're delusional if you like it.

>You're delusional if you like it.
Some people don't like blowjobs. I personally like blowjobs, but if you don't like someone sucking on your dick then you do you buddy.

>"It's a simple, more accessible version of what would be considered a fighting game on any other platform. The goal is to get everyone on board. We're trying to replicate the Wii's success in a big way. That's the ultimate goal."

What did the developers mean by this?

It's the first entry of a fighting series. It's gonna be barebones as fuck and have nothing to discuss by default.

ARMS will sell enough to warrant Spring Man in Smash and a sequel, which will build upon ARMS like SF2 and Melee did, then be hailed as a 10/10 system seller

sauce?

who is she?
does she have a patreon or twitchstream? i want to donate some dollars

reeeeeeeee those lips look so chewy

Found the beta male.

How can ARMS be dead when everyone is waiting to play this fucker?

I keep getting my ass handed to me online

ARMS has a surprisingly steep difficulty curve.
The mid-level CPUs are better than 99% of the people in the test punch

That's literally the reason I haven't brought it, because I know I will never be good at the online fighting part and the game doesn't have the same amount of offline content as Smash Bros.

It's a fucking fighting game, the only times these kind of games ever gets any sort of discussion here is through various forms of shitposting, cheesecake threads, or Sup Forums kends. Besides, there's another ARMS thread up as we speak.

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>And attacking first actually outs you at a disadvantage

Not if you know how certain ARMS work. You can easily slip up the opponent using the Boomerang first, forcing them into a certain direction so you can attack with a heavier arm. This game rewards aggression significantly, if you don't give your opponent room to breath you've practically won. I got my ass kicked by enough Kid Cobra's to realize this.

honestly, SERIOUSLY defend these. the only ones who will are the shitters who suck at the game without them

We moved to the discord discord.gg/VcSUw

Cry more pussy, sorry you can't roll with the slaps.

I feel like I see these threads for every single mildly high-profile game I buy. We get threads with this shitty prompt for BotW, too. Why?

git
gud

cuck

heeheehehehehhhe

Sauce?

no you didn't

Holy shit my beta sensors are off the charts!

I dont understand why nintendo always makes these weird games.
Theres like some giant market for retards that love this shit.
They all come off as tech demo style games.
Anyway not to knock the game entirely the only thing i thought was good was twintelle because of her design and gameplay

Just some internet whore who probably has aids. Why does it matter who it is? Women like it are a dime a dozen.

>spacing of buttons on pro controller is enough to confortablenuse both fists while stretched or puddled as helix
S'good

Sauce is bad. Pic is much more flattering. Its just some fat tumblr crazy that mostly shitposts and doesnt post pics
She also tries to cuck guys that contact her.

because i want to find more pictures to jack off to, why is that a problem? i know she's just a slut, but she's a cosplaying slut, which is enough for me to want to single her out to fap to. now post source.

Why are they so fucking huge? The hitbox on these damn things are massive, it throws me off because they're nigh impossible to dodge.

I wanna fight Sup Forums but I hear you are all tryhards

literally the two easiest characters to beat. Try going up against a faggot Byte and Barq

>wanted to main Master Mummy
>he has more or less the faggiest playstyle next to grabjara

>likes arms and blowjobs
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Didn't buy a switch, sorry.

Will probably get it next week. Still playing Disgaea 5

based

My nigga.

BRAAAAA-bra-bra-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Shes shilling herself itt. Pathetic

>b&b
>good
only way they would be good if barq had his own equippable arms

he's pretty good imo :^)

yeah I can double perfect my 2nd joycon too

>still lost a round
Nice try

t.CGGamer or whatever the fuck his name was
I chose BnB by accident, was trying to select Blue-Haired Twintelle. Got grabspammed pretty good while figuring out the dog jump and shit. Two sweeps right after made up for that embarrassment

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This anatomy, lul

Good one user

There were a few threads earlier today.

But what do I know? It's not like I'm here all the time or anything...

>tfw Master Mummy finds his family at the end of his Grand Prix
Feels good

As much as i'd love to be a thicc slut who likely gets free money, I'm not.

I've been away doing GPs and party matches. Whats the Sup Forums party situation like? Has anything happened where we add up a person and just join a friend lobby like that? Is that a weekend thing?

I hated it at first, but playing with traditional controls made me like it a lot more.

I was playing it for a few hours today.
Still struggling with grand prix above rank 4.

Do you need to be reminded of how Sup Forums reacted to splatoon?

Same. I actually enjoy handheld mode a lot for it.
I still play vs AI with motion controls for the cardio though

>Double Perfect Lv. 7 Hedlock

Slippery snek

Why even bother?
The AI cheats so should only be used for testing new arms.

Yeah. Everyone loved it and there was no shitposting or half-baked campaigns to keep folks from playing it whatsoever.

Hedlok is way easier than the actual fighters in the Grand Prix

ARMS is great. It's just not $60-levels of great. That's its main issue.

God damn, how do you get good with Kid? He's my favorite, but I suck ass.

Be like this guy

To try and get better.
If I can take down some button reading AIs then I hope I can outdo some online players.

It's like one of those PS+ games they throw at you for ""free"", might be fun for a little bit but ultimately don't have a lot of longevity

>engaged to a guy named Tyrone

Disgusting coalburner

Input readers teach you to counter their attacks whole being really defensive to obvious attacks
Real skill comes with mind games

Game should arrive tommorow.

I want to be the wacky inflatable tube man. Is puddle stance low enough to go under grabs/punches?

yes, but only for a short period of time. It works more as a dodge, if they punch after you squash, they'll hit you, I think.

It should be $40
Hopefully they they do a switch bundle this black friday. One that's botw for $260, the other that's MK8D+ARMS for $300

Fuck off double ice dragon minmin

Punches yes depending on the arm I think. Grounded throws no. But I think air throws will whiff

Great tastes user.

>5'9 vs 5'11

If that was true I wouldn't own it.

>I don't understand why Nintendo makes games that people who aren't me will buy
I don't say this lightly, but you have autism.

nah, he goes under all throws, it just has to be after its thrown.

>18
>Sells lewd pictures and possibly newds to complete stranger
>Getting married to a black guy
Yea that'll turn out well lol

>One that's botw for $260
Sure maybe in 2020. Please don't get your hopes up for something like that.

with some luck, she could be escorting in a year's time.

I already own a switch.
There will be a botw bundle, though yea it'll probably be $300. They could do an arms MK8 one for $350 or something then.

I can see this

I love Splatoon, but I don't see the appeal of this game. I already have Smash for a fun local multiplayer fighting game with friends.

>ass looks huge
>open pic
>it's literally just shading on the outfit

This is why I don't trust girls who wear makeup.