Ace Attorney - Reunion and Turnabout

BREAKING NEWS
DR. TURNER GREY MURDERED IN KURAIN VILLAGE
MAYA FEY HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AS THE PRIME SUSPECT
FRANZISKA VON KARMA RUMORED TO BE COMING TO AMERICA TO PROSECUTE THE ACCUSED
LETS GO B O I S

Is that Manfred's wife or something? It'd be spicy if she avenges her husband.

WTF I knew it! Redd White's guilty verdict was bullshit!! Look, the defendant is Maya Fey! SHE KILLED AGAIN!

Bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen.

>Maya Fey
>involved in crimes for the second time

how does she keep getting away with it?

It's not an Ace Attorney game if a cute girl isn't accused of a crime she so obviously didn't commit. Bonus points if it's Maya again.

>you were alive to witness the canonized ace attorney timeline

sometimes it just feels too good

It's because she was defended by that lying hack Wright. Why hasn't he been disbarred yet?

>obviously didn't commit
Bullshit, she's got a record at this point. Fuck this whole untrustworthy legal system. I bet if we had some kind of jury in place things would be much better. It'd be a Golden Age of the Law.

Seriously this, "i call the parrot to the stand" how is he a lawyer

Wasn't that guy tryna get some legal advice about his own fuckups?

this thread is gonna work now?

Stream?

Our entire legal system is fucked. The Chief of Police and Chief Prosecutor collaborated on a murder. We're in the Dark Age of Law now.

Intrepid reporter here. I wish I hadn't brought my hipster-ass polaroid black and white camera, though.

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>That face
It's been a rough year for her, looks like she's aged a couple of decades.

>those tities

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG i knew maya was hot

That's not maya, the photographed woman has nicely sized breasts while maya is flat.

We should play Ace Attorney Online

Bullshit, that's not Maya Fey, she's way too hot.

I heard that lawyer Phoenix Wright was there when the murder occurred. Do you guys think he'll be defending that girl again?

Yeah, totally not staged, you fucking retards. Look at this, she doesn#t even look like Fey and the prosecutor is VonKarma's daughter.
What is she? 17, 18? No way she got a license this young without anything shady going on

>they don't know

>She's a murderer
It's not worth the risk.

He was at the scene of the crime during the last murder this, "Maya Fey", committed. I bet he's in on these. Fuck I'd bet money that he's an accomplice.

more like turner gay lmao

Is time to /ourguy/ to defeat a von karma again

How is my boy Karma doing anyways?

lmao wright is going to take this case isn't he?

what a fucking idiot. he's fucked this time HES FUCKED.

wait what

how the fuck, does she have inflatable implants?

I wonder if he is going to cross examinate a bird again, his asspulls always manage to surprise me

wright sucks, the only reason he even completed his last case was because the prosecution had to fucking HELP. HIM.

Edgeworth is nowhere to be seen (thankfully), my boy Payne is going to school him.

If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

>defeat a von karma again
Bitch, von karma's daughter started prosecuting at 13. not even a fucking chance.

It's still Maya. /x/ here. Haven't you guys studyed the Kurain Village Channeling Technique, at all? Read the sticky.

This will be a swift trial.

>our guy
>blatantly cheats

he's corrupt as fuck

lmao nice photoshop, idiot.

>Karmafags doing damage control

Ayyyy just wait for the trial

Only because the judge allows him to, in fact if the judge didn't gave him special treatment the whole thing would fall apart in 5 minutes because god forbids using orthodox methods

N-NOOOO!!! WRIGHT WILL WIN THIS TIME!!! MAYA IS INNOCENT!! FRANZISKA VON KARMAS PERFECT RECORD DOESNT MEAN SHIT!!! YOULL ALL SEE!!

>not supporting the qt german prosecutor

Wright is absolutely incompetent. Not only that, but he's a literal pedophile. What the hell is he doing with Maya, and the other girl? It's absolutely sickening.

Guy who bet 1 million dollars on Wright here, I'm going to do it again.

>Believeing /x/ of all things

NOT
AN
ARGUMENT

This
>dating jailbait murderer
>butt buddies with Miles "solid proof goes poof" Edgeworth
>trained by jewtits
the whole thing is rigged and he will win again after extending the trial because a piece of paper was out of place

>implying udgey will take /x/ memes seriously
Wrightfags are really grasping at straws

>He bet 1 million on Wright
Even though he's got a perfect record, you're a fucking idiot.

>Wright is absolutely incompetent

He literally won all of his cases fag

That;s a pretty big false flag coming for Mr. Perfect with a K:D ratio of 99 to 1.

Winning 5 cases doesn't make you perfect

>all these people underestimating our boy Phoenix

DO NOT

Well I became a millionaire last time so...
Also the prosecutor is a von Karma, so it's going to be easy to find somebody willing to bet against Wright.

He's gotten lucky every single time, and I'm sure he gets special attention from that dopey detective.

What was his name again? Devin?

The absolute madman. I'm betting too, I have faith in the guy. There's something about him. Also I want to fuck his assistant even if she is a murderer.

Maya is a lying cunt but her little sister is pretty cute

How long until Wright deflowers her?

Penis Cumshoe

>udgey
Fuck off Gant, you murdering piece of shit. I didn't even know they let inmates post on Sup Forums.

Natalya Polonskaya was in my heart

Not anymore.

>apparently if maya fey is arrested this girl will be heir of the village mumbo jumbo /x/ shit
UHHHH GUYS

That's because he only cases with that incompetent judge who allows him second chances
>Wright how did the killer kill?
>With this
>No wrong
>Oh, with this then
>THIS BLOWS THE CASE WIDE OPEN
What a sham.

YOU SICK FUCK

You think this is a fucking game? People's lives are at stake you fuck. A man is DEAD.

Wait 10 years from here.

i'll bet she'll be smokin hot

FRANZISKA JUST GOT CONFIRMED FOR THE PROSECUTION

LOOK AT THIS BITCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No, I think his name was Mick Suedeshoe.

Really user, do you really think he can make this shit again and cross examinate an animal? And why not an orca?

You know nothing of the Khura'in's practices and history, and the stuff their spirit mediums. I've seen shit you wouldn't believe, kid. I got to speak with my grandpa who has been dead for 7 years. I felt her presence and SAW HER. You're just another rationalist STEM autist who refuses to accept that there's things in this world that just can't be explained by modern science.

Everyone in this thread is completely blue-pilled.

>18
Holy fuck she looks 27 at least.

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>Clearly this girl briefly saw the shadow of a vase midair in a very specific position during a thunderstorm which is why the drawing looks like the police department mascot
I am still salty over that one

Uh, why does she carry a whip? It's not like she'll be allowed to carry it into the courtroom. The Bailiff would be all over that in seconds.

>There are people in this thread who still doubt the skills of phoenix wright

I can't wait to see another victory of /ourguy/

/x/ go and stay go.

sounds like someone drank the coolaid lamo

>t. Maya Fey

Yeah, yeah, enough of the hocus pocus act. Haven't you guys done enough damage already?

>fake bullshit created by con artists
Big deal

DUDE BE COOL ITS HOT AF

Fucking great, I was watching videos of some of the stuff she did overseas, she is as good as Karma without the law issues, Wright is finished

I hope she does, its going to be funny to see Wright getting whipped

>a whip in a courthouse

and why not an inmate prosecutor?

Yeah right. I bet you think Matt Engarde had something to do with his fiance's suicide two years ago, you conspiracy swallowing faggot.

how long till his winning streak goes away.
i heard some stories about some prosecutor that got prosecuted tho.

Right, because the judge never gives anyone else second chances.
>"I know it was 1 o'clock!"
>"But the autopsy report says otherwise."
>"Oh, I-I must have heard the television!"
>"But there was a blackout."
>"Oh right! I actually saw the time on a clock!"

>another "perfect record" prosecutor

Easy win for wright

Why do all of these Californians act so god damn Japanese all the time?

>being this retarded
She was Corrida's fiance, not Engarde's, you imbecile. And that was last year.

technically, he lost 2-4

>he doesnt know

>American education
After Pearl Harbor a bunch of californians started protesting against the war with a Japanese culture appreciation movement, it got so big it affected the rest of the country, Japs were so happy they ended the war which is why you see people calling sushi hamburgers these days

are all of the main char in PW virgins?
and how the fuck did Godot become prosecutor?

It didn't happened yet, check the timeline

They have Japanese villages in the middle of the state for some reason. A bunch of damn weeaboos, all of them.

>are all of the main char in PW virgins?
Why would you even assume this?

So you're telling me that the exclusive story covered by the freelance photojournalist Lotta Hart was shoddily fact checked? Fuck me running I can't believe I was duped like this. I'm sorry, user. My mistake.

that was meta

Oh sure, now the thread is active.

I know that user, but that case is the other year i think


I can't wait to see all the shitposting for that though

Hey, where's Edgeworth?

We need a fucking courtroom revolution.

don't talk about this man, he's no longer here

Off training or some shit.