>game 1 is pc exclusive
>game 2 is console exclusive
>game 3 is handheld exclusive
Game 1 is pc exclusive
hate shit like that
>srw Z1 is ps2
>Z2-2.2 is psp
>Z3-3.2 is ps3/vita
fuck off with that portable only shit man
Name one (1).
>Game 1 is on console
>rest of the sequels are on handheld
>game 1 is in new console of this year
>game 2 is in very first old console
>final boss fights you with a chicken leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other
>Game 3 is actually improved upon from game one instead of casual garbage like 2 was
and it was never seen on a real system ever again...
>game 1 is exclusive to a less successfull console
>game 2 gets released on almost every system on the market
>game 1 wants to give me a hug
>game 2 slapped me with his penis
>game comes out on a platform irrelevant to the genre and dies a slow miserable death in obscurity
>Game 1 is a story driven game
>Game 1.5 is a unheard of handheld game with insane story plot points and introducing characters
>Game 2 follows right from the handheld with barely any information to back up the handheld
>game 1 is a japan-exclusive on a system that's obscure in the west
>game 2 gets released on another system and becomes very popular, making game 1 coveted, expensive, and hard to find
Kingdom hearts
>tell side character no more hugs at the end of game 1
>they're the villain of game 2 saying that the protagonist owes them
>Game 1 is 360 exclusive
>Game 2 is PS3 exclusive
Fucking Valkyria Chronicles.
Valkria Chronicles?
>series is spread around 3 different consoles
>and web browsers, but only in Japan
>and also mobile phones, but pre-android and iOS
>and the GBA, PSP, and 3DS
>and has one of the most nonsensical plots in vidya
I want to get into it, but fuck that shit.
>Game is spread across multiple consoles and handhelds
>They all emulate well on PC
>Game 1 is decent
>Game 2 is even better
>Game 3 is a masterpiece
>devs studio closes
>years later
>some company bought the IP
>Game 4 is a disgrace
>Series is dead
Name 32 moist Video Games that do this + grilled cheese.
>PC exclusive
1 game too soon for fallout
1 game too late for elder scrolls
Doom?
DOOM was alright tho
i think its Thief
Just Get 1.5, 2.5 and 2.8 if you have a Ps4
Thief 3 isn't awful but it's definitely not better than the previous two.
>Game 1 is a literal masterpiece
>No sequel was made due to bankruptcy
Shit taste kill yourself
Halo series. Except Halo 3 wasn't a masterpiece, it was just 10/10 fun if you had friends or siblings to play with and Halo 4 was just given to R-Tards that went full fan-fiction on us.
I still get pissed when I remember they made Chief the "Chosen One" instead of just a badass soldier that gets shit done.
He's lucky, that's the only super power he has.
>game 1 is on console A and console B
>game 2 is only on console C
>game 3 is only on console A
>series is mostly exclusive
>first multiplatform game is shit and the death of the series
>Game 1,2,3,4,5,0 are all on the same line of consoles
>Game 6 is on a different Console
>Despite that, Game 6 has the best gameplay in the series yet barely anyone played it because of the console
I disagree with but respect your opinion, looking forward to 7 user?
This shit is ridiculous. I don't know how kingdom hearts succeeded.
...
Damn fucking right i am buddy
Duke Nukem?
What did he mean by this
>game 1 is great
>game 2 is picked up by a different developer, is episodic, and somehow even better
>game 3, continues the trend of getting better
>game 4 is the best in the series, and has an amazing ending to cap it all off
>1st studio is dead, and 2nd studio is now shit and will never make a worthwhile game like it again.
Metal Gear Solid?
I love ridge racer
seriously hoping for a Ace Combat collection to come out so I can finally play fucking 6 without getting a god damned fucking 360 just for one fucking game especially now that the generation is over FUCK
>Game 1 is amazing
>Game 2 is Great
>Game 3 is a masterpiece
>series gets popular
>Game 4 is a casualized piece of shit but considered better than the previous games
>Game series goes on like that for years
Chibi-Robo
Yoshi's Island
Luigi's Mansion
what the fuck, how the hell do you figure
sounds like the contemporary deus ex games or Metroid Prime, or Metal Gear with Portable Ops and Peace Walker
Not including 5 of course.
It was just a rough guess
devil may cry?
>game 1 saw a fleshpound
>game 2: asdadwads
what is going on with these guesses man, these greentexts are so specific and you guys are just firing blind
Bayonetta
>like game
>sequel is a different genre
>in a different medium
this has to stop, something has to be done about these guesses
no, Sam and Max
FUCKKKK THIS
>sequel finally appears
>it's actually just the same game with 3 hours extra content
m'ask you somethin' devs, why do you enjoy fuckin with me?
then what is the point of these god awful threads then?
>series only gets one game translated
>all the sequels look great/fun
>turns into fujoshi vn garbage
What the fuck
kek
>Game 1 is shit
>Game 2,3,4,5,0 and some spin-offs are all masterpieces
>Game 1 is remade to a masterpiece too
>Game 6 is even shittier than 1
...
>game 1 is console exclusive
>game 2 never
>Game 3: Subtitle (1998)
>Game: Subtitle 2 (2002)
>Game: Subtitle (2010)
Why is Hot Pursuit like this?
Now they have Payback which is just Hot Pursuit with some dipshitty story focus because
>muh cinematic experience
>Thief 3 isn't awful
I think you will find that it is hot garbage levels of awful but that thiaf was so much worse that 3 now seems less awful by comparison.
>games 1-6 are exclusive to japan
>1
>shit
>Kiwami
>masterpiece
Arcanum
Kingdom hearts tier
not him but explain? how is Kiwami bad besides soundtrack changes?
A similar but also very different but just as, if not even more, fucking retarded instance of this happened in anime.
>tv series with a satisfying conclusion, show was dubbed and released in the west
>obscure japan only sega saturn video game comes out with a post tv show time skipped plot that is batshit insane and completely out of whack tonally with the show
>movie that is a direct sequel to the game's plot with no recap or anything at all, just expects everyone to have played this dumbass shitty game that even the nips barely heard about and that butchers all the characters and skips ahead like 10 years
Never has anything been so jarring in my life. I was at a total loss the whole time and there's so little fucking info about that game out that not even internet research could help. Main character went from a chill super relatable everyman to a turbo all black everything edgelord who was blinded in a torture porn dungeon during the events of the game apparently
>Game 1 is on console
>Game 2 is on handheld
>Game 3 is back on console
>Remake of game 2 is on console
>Game 4 is on handheld
>Game 5 is also on a different handheld
>GAME 6 IS ALSO ON A FUCKING DIFFERENT HANDHELD
>Game 7 is finally going to be on consoles and it's the last one
Monster Hunter?
Nostalgia goggles. 1 is absolutely garbage in terms of gameplay. You can't even change targets unless you stop attacking and then turn around. Of course the HD version has 2's gameplay, but we never got that collection.
Kingdom hearts, don't know about Monster Hunter
>conveniently all rereleased on the same console 7 is going to be on
>GAME: Subtitle
>GAME: Subtitle
>GAME: subtitle 2
>Game is on a company console A
>Game is moved to another company console B
>Game is moved yet again to everyone except for company console B
>Company console B slams the game for being disloyal
>actually believing this
>Game is mostly well made but lacks a crucial feature
>Game 2 has that feature but isn't as good
>Game 3 removes the feature
after seeing the 200% mad shit so much i actually burst into joyous laughter seeing this nigga having a good time for once
This sounds like kingdom hearts
>Game
>Game II
>Game
>Game II
What are you on about, they all got rereleased
>final boss won't give you a hung, no matter how much he owes you
>people calling wolfenstein new colossus wolfenstein 2
>XCOM in general
>if nu doom gets a sequel
I guess I'm a hipster or tryhard oldfag or something but that shit pisses me off to no end
>Game
>Game
No, actually believing that game 7 is ever gonna come out.
>game is T-rated handheld spin-off meant to attract a younger audience
>direct follow-up is a M-rated big budget console game that's the darkest in the series with rape and shit
boy I sure hope no one noticed my mistake
You fucked it up you retard its
>Game
>Game II
>GAME
>GAME 2
it's not though
>Game
>Game
>Game
>Game: subtitle
what were they THINKING?
god i cant believe i forgot that one, that one pisses me off most of all by far
fucking rockstar
Came here just to find you. Saw you in that other thread. Your busted as fuck. Also, what game.
>Game
>Game 3D
>Return to Game
>Game
>Game: Subtitle
>Game 2: Subtitle
it clearly says EA on the bottom so neither you or i got it right, it should be
>GAME
>GAME II
>GAME EA
>GAME II EA
>Game 1 and 2 are on console
>Games x,y,z,w,q,p,u,m are spread around several handhelds, consoles and mobile phones
>You actually need to play all the games to undestand the mess of the story
Timesplitters
pls ;_; I just want 4
What?
>game 1 is PC exclusive and fucking sucks
>sequels go to consoles and are miles better
Hmm...
fug
Ground Zeroes obviously