Sega is coming back to the console market soon you fart-knockers, so get ready to shell out those dead presidents...

Sega is coming back to the console market soon you fart-knockers, so get ready to shell out those dead presidents, because this console is gonna be fly!

>genesis does
hope they have the same marketing team

Never post again.

>Sup Forums memes sega back to life
please do, I'd buy if they released a new console

Check this jive ass turkey out

Sega isn't "back" until all their lost IPs make a proper resurgence, like JSR or Nights or space channel 5

what's wrong old man? can't keep up with Sega's blast-processing?

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Atari grandpas get a new system in 2017 and us rad dudes don't get shit. Sega failed us dudes. Lets go hit up the skate park and play jet set radio tonight.

The dreamcast 2 will never happen bros, 90s ended with 2001. Lets throw away our jncos and get some skinny jeans bros.

YO!!

"""""""""SEGA"""""""" MORE LIKE SAGA

CAUSE SAGA MEANS "A LONG STORY OF HEROIC ACHIEVEMENT ESPECIALLY A MEDIEVAL PROSE NARRATIVE IN OLD NORSE OR OLD ICELANDIC" IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY

MAN I WOULD RATHER BE PLAYING PICTIONARY

CAUSE I BE SAYING THIS WACK ASS COMPANY IS HISTORY

AIN'T NOBODY GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS MISERY

IT'S A FLIPPIN' MYSTERY WHY SEGA EVEN TRY

CUZ B*TCH I"M TELLING YOU I WOULD RATHER DIE

THAN BUY THEIR NEW SHITTY CONSOLE

SO LET ME CONSOLE YA'LL WITH MY RHYMES

THIS FIRE ASS N*G*ER IS SAYIN IT AINT THEIR TIME

AND IT NEVER WILL BE

THIS PROPHECY IS ILL, BABY!

>release dreamcast 2
>run sega does what nintendont as a throwback ad
>get sued into oblivion by nintendo
>not even sonic twitter guy can save them

this sega fanboy edit is perfect

how did you do it?

sued?

>tfw neogeo fag

Phantasy Star > Final Fantasy

it was easy, bucket hat + hoop ear ring + bowling style shirt = 90s. I'm not too great with Paint yet so i'm having a bit of trouble of making some others, like Angry Sega Wojack and etc.

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I seriously can't wait until the next gaming crash happens.

>mfw Jive Turkeys clicked this thread thinking they were actually getting a new console

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There is a better chance of Magnavox coming back.

An incredible 90s image. Gods speed my man.

What the fuck is this thread

Condensed 90s autism

>SEGA Wojak
>Not Tan like Nagoshi and wearing a Yakuza suit

sega wojak needs to be wearing FUBU. The bucket head is cool, but you gotta change the shirt.

Ben Franklin ain't no dead president

What the fuck... I just bought a Switch. I would sell that tomorrow for a current gen Sega console.

That's the gayest wojak I've ever seen