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>CTRL+F
>no regular Crash thread
HEY PLUMBER BOY, MUSTACHE MAN, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE HAS ARRIVED!

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>>/vg/

fuck you and fuck some stupid piece of shit remake no one needs and fuck these continuous spam threads

She's so hot and cute

coco's hair makes my penis feel funny

>discussion an upcoming game
>only thread about it
>spam
Autism 101

boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/coco_dance.webm/type/op/

the trend of this piece of shit is clear, you anal cancer of this site

I hope she gets more goofy death animations. I like the idea of the pillar one where she gets squished into her laptop but it'd be better if it either opened up to show her, jumped around, or had feet and waddled around like Crash.

REEEE
SOLD OUT ON AMAZON AND I HAVE A GIFT CARD
FUUUUCK

>youtube.com/watch?v=GM0P4SvJbHE
>Now in full FUR K!

woah

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>no stock scream this time.

Yeah, I made a thread every 2 days because I enjoy this franchise and I am glad to see it come back to life. Any banter is always nice. Where is the spam again? Do you even know the meaning of the word?

What do you think the Platnium trophy percentage will be?

I'm guessing 1-2% at best. Gold Relics are hard enough in Crash 3, but I can't imagine anyone but the most dedicated players getting through the entirety of Sunset Vista/The Lab/Slippery Climb on one life going as fast as you can.

What are people butthurt about?

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>crashynews.wordpress.com/2017/06/20/crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogys-box-front-and-back-via-kuwait/
>advertised as having 4K support for PS4 Pro
>it's apparently actually 1440p

4THEPLAYERS

>this game is far far uglier and runs worse than a game on a machine with around 1/4 the power

I will never understand the obsession of trash bandicuck fans.

When are we going to get that #4theinvestors edit

>100+ levels
>not including bosses, Crash 1/2/3 only has like 90, including secret levels

N-NANI?!?!

I don't like crash it's generally been shit, but I have nothing against this game other than how fucking lazy an attempt at a remake it is and how people are gushing so hard over it.

Skylanders has more effort than this.

Spyro was always better than Crash and I fear Spyro will get fucked as hard as Crash.

>paying over 20$ for 20 year old video games that still can't run 30fps

Wait, Crash is on havok engine? I thought they were using one they made for Skylanders or something.

Havok is just a physics engine isn't it

havok is a physics engine

that 90s animal thing girl is cute

They fucked the color palette on the remaster, it looks very bland compared to the original version.

Then the logical conclusion is that boss levels are counted

>He didn't start the thread with the new trailer
You dun fucked up

youtube.com/watch?v=zH9CBm8Wj_Y&t=0s

Huh, and I thought they were gonna make their own engine like Naughty Dog did for OG Crash.

my only gripe about this now is that it's locked to a buttery smooth rock solid cinematic 30fps

a game engine is a lot more than just the physics component

I doubt they'd go through the trouble of making a new engine just for a budget title

you could tell me they were using Unity for N. Sane Trilogy and I'd probably believe you

Havok provides a really neat physics and animation library, Skyrim uses it and it's actually really detailed, especially with the interaction between animation and physics, Beth doesn't actually use that part but modders managed to,

youtube.com/watch?v=rw5xX2qhqOQ

It actually gets more detailed than that, if the modders could use it's full potential the hands could run up and down her hips naturally with no clipping, and it could dynamically scale with different waist sizes.

You mean Mario Odyssey? Crash definitely looks more technically impressive, but it is pretty absurd that it's a linear platformer on much more powerful hardware and it runs at 30 fps, while Odyssey is a game with large open courses and it's 60.

>30 FPS
the only thing they could have improved about the original and they didn't do it

havok.com/skylanders-trap-team/

skylander also makes use of havok, I wonder why bullet isn't more popular since it's free instead of having licensing fees

I don't want to wait til next year to play it

How many games are there?

Sure it uses more advanced graphical techniques but it's all wasted, the fur in Tropical Freeze is magnitudes beyond the fur in Crash in terms of visual quality, even though I think Crash uses actual particle hair while I'm pretty certain Tropical Freeze uses the old shell fur rendering technique, but their application of this technique has allowed them to make the most visually appealing fur in any game, and the WiiU is nothing compared to the PS4 in terms of power.

youtube.com/watch?v=HJWu9hL6HoI

That video does it no justice, and in motion it is significantly better, it bunches and shakes like you'd expect fur to. And the game runs at 60fps while having more richly detailed and populated environments.

If you buy this Crash remaster all you are supporting is more low effort no passion ports of old games that will undoubtedly play better on the original hardware.

I'm done, sorry for wasting your time goyim.

>If you buy this Crash remaster all you are supporting is more low effort no passion ports of old games that will undoubtedly play better on the original hardware.

Not him but why are people ignoring all the QOL changes and gameplay improvements they've added? Graphics while definitely a factor, aren't the only thing to take into account, especially before gameplay changes. And the developers have listened to criticism and changed things, so it shows they do care and willing to listen to the fans.

Yeah they care so much, it's 30 fps. Fuck off cunt.

But the trilogy has exactly 100 levels if you count bosses

Odyssey looks horrid though.

>MUH FPS

If you hate Crash just say so. No need to provide stupid excuses. Besides, it's not like its a downgrade or anything

it's sad you don't see how sad you look

I always thought the visuals of the levels were underwhelming, with some exceptions like the jungle island, but the fur is fucking rad and I'm still impressed by it even now. Plus the game runs at 60 fps and is full of character unlike NSMB where it looks like it's made by a level creator.

I'm not even against having more then one 30FPS. I would like 60FPS if they could have managed. But it's not a dealbreaker to have 30FPS if it's consistent, and with everything else.

what's the latest gameplay clip?

What is this 60 fps meme? Why do you want your games to look like telenovelas?

>30 FPS

The gameplay and level design are as barebones as it fucking gets. How in the hell do you even fuck this up

Still buying it

So sorry that cartoony games just look more natural at 30 fps. Quit being a baby about it.

>I will never understand the obsession of trash bandicuck fans.

That's because you're not cool enough, go to sleep grandma.

>cartoons
>natural
full retard

I honestly always liked Crash and Spyro more than Mario.

It's a multiplat, Sonybro.

I already told you to stop being a baby about it, c'mon.

ph9t8fooo87hphgfl

you forgot your 'haha'

Does she have autism?

It's not. Coco can be seen watching Uncharted 4 gameplay in Crash 2.

>Other system games runs at 30FPS
>Sonybros jump all over it going HAHAHA FUCKIN' 30 FPS IN 201X
>Crash runs as 30fps
>F-FPS DOESN'T MATTER! 30 FPS IS FINE!

>>ctrl+f
>>no X thread
Any thread that starts with this probably belongs on

>NIGHTMARE
I'll say. Coco looks fucking hideous. Between this and Aloy do Sonybros just like women who look like they have down-syndrome

Fuck off Ninten yearold.

>77

That is beautifully drawn and animated. Who did it?

Eh, I wouldn't say hideous, but I do hate the fur texture. Isn't as bad as something like this though.

>ports of old games

Nigga, its a remake

And 100 falls under 100+. Maybe the + is for future DLC levels.

Coco autistic now?

exactly. Or in game levels they haven't shown yet, like Stormy Ascent that they hinted at

>sony women

but coco is everyone's girl

Why play this game when you can just play Mario?

Because it's Crash Bandicoot

Why come to a Crash thread when you are a Nintendo shill?
Human beings are complex creatures.

>not playing both

Cause Crash is better? Every Mario game aside from 3 and World are piss easy. Crash 1 and 2 can be brutal in difficulty

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What's the point of posting this?

>Crash 1 and 2 can be brutal in difficulty
>Crashfags actually believe this

It looks like a phone game desu

They really know their marketing though. I know kids who act exactly like Coco.

To counter nintenbro shitposters, dump Coco art. Here's my part.

yeah completely charmless. shame, the originals are some of the most beautiful games of their time. always preferred the look of crash to the big n64 titles etc

Naughty Dog gave the remaster to an incompetent studio. They fixed some of the color and gamma but I'm not sure if they will continue fixing it with day 1 patch or simply release as it is

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ND didn't give shit; this is Activision's doing, they own the rights to Crash

i get the impression that ND hasn't given a crap about crash for the past 15+ years. then again, the last crash game i played was the one that introduced his roided cousin or something

also
>coco
>playable before crash 3

Same, only like 2 mario games and they were Sunshine and one that was on Gameboy

I don't even here a lot about mario here in Aus as well. Which probably aides in me not liking Mario because i never joined it's band wagon

ND owns crash 1,2 and 3 but they can't make any crash game unless activision allows it

Entirely optional and it isn't like they didn't say a reason to cover plot holes.
The time twister machine in warped is why she can be playable in one and two

Not bad considering TP came out on Gamecube too.

>Use the code in Crash 3
>It unlocks a MediEvil remastered demo

Can somebody please tell me who the artist is.

Kempferzero

You don't have to be.