DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

BUY MY GEIMO

N-Nani? What happened to my steam library?

>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny

Yeah I'm that kid. What are you gonna so about it fucboi? Bend over

NANI?!

Please don't bring jojocrap into Toddposting. It deserves better.

ARGGH-

I pirated FO4 Toddles. It's a janky piece of shit, I'll go back to playing the superior game.

M-MASAKA!

>That kid who didn't buy Fallout 4

You haven't seen my Stands,『Johny Guitar』, secondary ability yet, user.
With my『Lawsuit』, if you pirate my game, i will fucking sue.

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WHERE

Look... you don't even have to buy the switch at this point. just please BUY Skyrim for the EXCLUSIVE Master Sword

>Johnny Guitar
that's an obsidian stand, Todd Stole it and is gonna get fukken rekt when its owner enters the scene.

Do you pirate my games very often? Oh what am i saying, of course you don't.

Todd-kun you said you wouldn't use your stand for evil!

ODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

I MISSED E3 FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S GRADUATION, WHERE IS HE

Pirating?

Boy I wouldn't do that, that's how I ended up here. In a 4 by 4 cell serving time, piracy's a crime, dontcha know?

I've realised the error of my way by pirating Fallout 4™ and the Season Pass, because I was too cheap to spend the low, low price of $59.99.

Don't make my mistake, fellow video game enthusiasts. First thing I'm doing when I'm released is buying The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ REMASTERED!

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His stand 『Little Lies』, maybe if you actually played the games you'd know some Todd Lore.

Bastard, How many games have you made in your life?

why didn't jotaro and friends recruit arabia fats if his stand was literally the sun and they knew they were fighting a vampire

You have five seconds to show me your steam libraries.

In this moment I am euphoric, not because of phony Obsidian's games but because I'm enlightened by Fallout 4™ Pipboy Edition™.

GOOOODS WHERE IS MY PUBLISHERS GAMES PREORDERS!

What would『Little Lies』do though?

I imagine it basically makes him into Aizen from Bleach

Exclusive?
Don't make me laugh.
There has been a dozen Master Sword mods in the early weeks of Skyrims initial release.
"Mods will fix it, mods will fix it",
But we are gonna start charging for those, too, amirite?
Have you no shame?

Don't look, but Sup Forums just created the longest running Bethesda marketing campaign for free in the name of "irony"

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Because he was a weekly villain and his stand was just a really hot disc, not the actual sun.

This is the thing I've actually wondered about Toddposting, because it really ain't funny even in the slightest.

>viciously mocking and defaming head of company
>marketing
lol no

>shadow todd is the good guy

Erases the worldwide memories related to whatever he punches, allowing him to release the same game as many times as he wants.

PREORDER FAAAAALLOUT 4

PAID MODS WILL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE YOU PAY FOR MORE

JUST FUCKING BUUUUUUUUUUUUY MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Makes you believe his lies if he tells you what you want to hear.

Your next words are going to be "I'm going to buy Fallout 4™ and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition™ now!"

Retroactive lies. When Todd says something, people will forget about it a set time after he says it. When brought up in conversation, they will say that we were always at war with Eurasia.

New Vegas? C'mon who wanna play dat shit? I needa shot some niggas, POW POW!

Genius

*cough* Hey buddy.... I'm not in a good place at the moment... but... It would really help me *cough* REALLY HELP me if you... were to... just buy Fallout 3 - Game of the Year Edition and Fallout 4 - Seasons Pass

*cough* And if you haven't already, Skyrim - Game of the Year Edition as well... *cough* I know you'll do right by me, right buddy? It would mean a lot...

As a philanthropist and playboy who has sex regularly, i support this man.
I will buy his fucking game and implore you to do the same.

Of course I'll buy your game Todd!
New Vegas was pretty fun, I won't mind buying it a second time for a friend!

PREEEORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDER

Heat, not UV rays

MASTER! CREATION CLUB NOT GOING TO GOOD.

How long will it take until Elder Scrolls Transcription Error dies and we get a good game set in Argonia?

Please don't hurt me Todd, is this enough?

>todd
>kira
>not toddiavolo with his 「LITTLE LIES」 ability to 「ERASE TRUTH」

Worry not, Todd.

I bought copies of New Vegas for all my friends!

>(B) Hate Dialogue

FOOLISH MORTAL

YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ALL MY GAMES ACROSS EVERY PLATFORM. YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT.

You might wanna think about what else you are gonna buy.

What I can't forgive... is selling the Fallout 4™ Season Pass™ to children

I'D SELL IT TO UNBORN FETUSES IF I COULD LEGALLY DO IT!!
BUY MY FUCKING GAME AND THIS'LL BE OVER QUICKER FOR ALL OF US!

FALLOUT 4 HAS SOME PRETTY BONKERS CHEAP PRIZES, STOP THIS TODD, YOU'RE SELLING THEM TOO CHEAP!

No, Todd... with my stand,『Fallout New Vegas Requiem』...

I will set your sales to zero!

Aw fuck, I heard it.

Alright, you faggots asked for this.

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CAAAAALL IT MORNING WALK ACROSS THE MAP IN UNDER FIFTEEN MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTES

good job if OC user

Oh, but you forgot about my『Sweet Little Lies』still being in effect. You already believed one lie.

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I can't beat the shit out of your prices without getting closer

Afraid not user.

>AY TODD, WHAT'S GOOD

>not much, just selling skyrim again

thanks asshole, now my hard drive is full of bethesda games and I'm hundreds in debt

why?

Guys.

Do you think Todd knows?

He has to know.

I can't possibly fathom why

No one will know my true identity

Y-YATTAZO

I SOLD IT AGAIN

He knows but just doesn't get it
He probably realises there''s worse thing Sup Forums could do with his image

BUY
MY
GAME

toddposting is funny

get out

MADA MADA TODD

I think Todd's more of Valentine type of villain.

ALL HAIL BETHESDA

Instead of the U.S. Flag, does he have Skyrim's box art etched into his back?

Bite za dusto activates whenever somebody near Todd mentions they didn't buy Fallout 4

He's got Bethesda logo etched on his back. The Elder Scrolls emblem is buried inside his chest, which he stole from Kirkbride.

you leave me no choice todd

If 『Todd』 is the villain, who's the JoJo that stops him?

I hate when shitty adults think they don't have to buy my games

mfw Todd's 『LYING KING』 can erase playtime

Josep or Josuke , since they actually play videogames

But how does that work?

okay first time I actually laughed at Todd posting in awhile.

t. todd

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You will always have the curiosity to play Fallout 4 for the first time and experience how shit it is for all eternity

>tfw someone buys your games

Todd posting is probably the best thing Sup Forums created

Todd is like Valentine he's not the bad guy.
So some asshole jojo, like Jonny would be the one trying to stop him.

I'm sure retards have sent him toddposting through twitter.

But could they resist the immense power of his superior 『RE-RELEASES』 ?

best boy will figure that ability out as well

MASAKA!

Why do retards romanize it as geimu?
Chinks say gemu.