Play JRPG

>Play JRPG
>Talk to cat
>"Meow"

>Play JRPG
>Talk to cat
>Nyaa~go
>find catspeak dictionary
The cats had actual dialogue all along.

Robotrek is actually pretty fun.

I kept expecting that to be relevant, especially since the dictionary had "follow me" in it, but it never was.

>talk to cat
>don't understand it
>put on cat ears and try talking it
>still don't understand
>gives me a shield for trying

>Play RPG
>Talk to dog
>it's a fucking dog
>man it would be neat if I could talk to this dog tho
>get the idea to build a device that lets me talk to dogs

Isn't that a quest from DQ9?

>Talk to cat
>"It's time to turn up the heat."

>talk to dog
>woof
>talk to dog with a kid
>plays with dog and gives it a name

>Talk to frog
>"Ribbit"

>Dog was final boss all along

Yes.

>talk to cow
>cow tries to explain to you theoretical physics
>Item gained: "milk"

>talk to cat
>GO TO BED

>talk to cat
>claws me for no reason

>talk to an animal
>doesn't make a sound, just the text saying it

>talk to dog
>"wha- i mean, woof!"
>never says that again

why do cats do this?
claw others for no reason

i don't believe in the "cat is tensed, so it's trying to release pressure" bullshit

I prefer this over them making a sound but no text.

Oy vey

>pet dog
>it's happy nothing exected
>drop some meat
>it eats it
>drop a few more
>It eats it up
>starts guiding me somewhere
>treasure chest

>Play JRPG
>talk to human girl
>"Meow"

>Stand next to cow
>Cow starts stealing your money

cats are the same as wildcats and big cats

All of them have identical instincts and behaviors. To hunt and kill and strike the neck from behind. Just because a cat is small doesn't it mean it doesn't like to hunt and gore other animals.

if they're actually attacking you its because they want you to fuck off. either because of something you did, because they are in a bad mood, or because they are in pain and don't want to be touched.
if they're just clawing you while purring its a holdover instinct from their childhood. kittens do that while nursing to improve milk flow, and their claws are too tiny for the mother to notice. sitting on a warm body much larger than theirs reminds them of their childhood and triggers that reflex

>talk to cat
>it's an enemy
>kills me because lol
fuck you, secret of the stars

>*dolphin noises*

>play RPG
>talk to cat with animal perk
>it's highly sophisticated
>dogs are dumb
I want this meme to end.

to tell you that it wants to be left the fuck alone

Name 1 game that does this i wanna play it

>talk to dog in rpg
>woof
>talk to it later
>"fuck off retard"

Game?

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT DOGS ARE THE SMART ONES? BE CAREFUL, BIPED

So when my cat is kneading my stomach or chest she is actually trying to tear her way thru my ribcage?

>if they're just clawing you while purring its a holdover instinct from their childhood.
i said no bullshit

Cat probably doesn't want to be bothered.

Some cats will do it the nice way and give you a light but firm bite and put his paws on you with a light claw extension and a bit of a push to tell you to not bother him/her because he's settling in to doze.

Asshole cats will just swipe at you. Mostly because they don't trust you enough to be nice about it.

If you wind up a cat enough that it grabs onto your hand and uses its hind legs (which are its actually dangerous part), that's entirely on you for being an idiot.

If they flick their tail about erratically then it means something is bothering it. Don't approach.

t. nigger man

Found the dumb dog poster

>talk to bug
>*bug noises*
what did they mean by this

Go away, кoт. No блины for you.

Its trying to milk you.

no because cats play with each other in a similar manner.

So if she claws you with her claws pulled inwards and thus doesn't hurt (or hurts a little but), she wants to play with you.

dumb people loyal

>JRPG
>talk to dog
>"woof"

>Step on frog
>"Croak"

>talk to cow
>health starts decreasing
>HUD starts to melt

I think mother 3 has this type of dialogue for the whole game

>play Crusader of Centy
>talk to dog
>Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
90s translations were weird.

in that case they probably want to get comfortable and the claw extending is just a reflex

...

No it's like what this guy said:
It's comfortable and is kneading you like a kitten kneading its mother for milk. It's a comforting behaviour. They do it to other cats they are friendly with too when they sleep on top of each other.

One of my cats used to bother the other one all the time like this. Eventually he gave in to her constant need for affection and I'd see her head and paws on his stomach almost every time I went upstairs.

>play JRPG
>talk to frog
>it wants to save the game for me

...

>talk to animal
>their sound shows up in the dialog box instead of playing in a short audio clip
Into the trash it goes.

>I'd see her head and paws on his stomach almost every time I went upstairs
We need to talk about the flowers and the bees, son

>talk to dog
>AYY LMAO IM PART OF A GOD SENPAI CAN YOU BRING ME BACK TO HIM YOU DUMB RETARD LMAO AT UR LIFE XD U FUCKING FAG

Then it's touching the wrong spot, if you know what I mean.

user. They were both neutered at a very young age. She was the sort of cat that cuddled literally anything. Very cling cat. Sweet, but dopey. And she would use him basically as a pillow at every opportunity.

At first he'd just get up and walk off annoyed, but eventually he'd just give in and let her sleep ontop of him, since she would just follow him everywhere anyway.

It was a sweet behaviour to observe between cats. If you know anything about cats then the sexual side of cats is anything but affectionate.

we literally bred the maturity out of dogs to make them more obedient.

>Talk to spider
>fthhsththssffffthththsssfff

>wrpg
>talk to cows
>Moo

>Play JPRG
>Talk to cat
>It ends up being another in a whole line of cats that are planning on starting a mail service for the people of the world
>It gives up on the plan like the other cats out of sheer laziness
>Sends you a loveletter later in the game telling me I gave it the strength to try the impossible
>Find cat bones in an out of the way part of the game map toward the endgame

Silent Hill 2

Is Robotrek really worth all the shilling you do for it?

>adds an item to your inventory
>spider egg x5

I know dude, that was just a joke

cute frogposter

>Play JPRG
>characters are mindless
>they just repeat the same default actions
>can do anything to them

...

what game

I started playing it because of that thread from last night. It's alright. A bit on the grindy side.

Are there any RPGs that the NPCs will think you're a weirdo since you're trying to talk to animals?

>games has ducks
>talking to them lets you piece together a puzzle to gather secret equipment in order to fight legendary bosses

>get to town to sell loot
>only have Spider Egg x4

>Talk to pig
>"oink oink"
>"(what the pig next to me says worries me.)"
>talk to other pig
>"oink oink"
>"(i wouldn't worry about it.)"

>Play JRPG
>Cat talk to you
>nonstop

>Talk to frog
>*hop*
>Do you wish to save?

...

I figured it might have been. But there are some people on here that really are that stupid that you have to explain literally everything to them.

Still, cats are fascinating creatures and I wish more people went out of their way to understand them. Growing up I had this massive book that basically told you everything about them. How to identify different breeds, how to groom different types of fur, what sort of food they should eat, the details of their behaviours and physical capabilities.

It made having a cat as a pet so much easier since you could literally just look up every seemingly strange thing they did.

My last cat lived to about 19 years old. He died only just last year. I miss him every day.

>talk to mirror
>It's you!

...

>talk to another mirror
>Hi!

>talk to mirror
>it's me!

>Play WRPG
>Talk to cat
>"You smell wonderful"

I am convinced that civil greentext threads are a higher form of communication.

>talk to mirror
>despite everything, it's still you

Trails in the Sky

>talk to mirror in the final area
>Despite everything, it's still you.
>talk to mirror again after beating final boss
>Still just you, protag.

>play tactical espionage action
>talk to enemy
>"Meow"

>didn't do the thing in V
Still mad, I forgave 4 because he was super fun.

>talk to cat
>use item [glowing vial]
>cat turns into a sexy cat girl
>fuck her

>talk to mirror while going down bad end route
>It's me, [playername].

>It's me, [...]

Because they're shit animals for retards that need to be put down.

>bad ending

>talk to cat
>...

>talk to dog
>I've been possessed by the Spirit of the game developer!

Just

>Talk to cat
>"Pass the controller, bro"

>talk to chicken
>it has a French accent
>talk to rat
>it has a posh accent

>play yu-gi-oh
>has separate buttons for talking and dueling
>talk to dog
>''Bark! Bark!''
>attempt to duel dog
>it accepts
>it uses a dog themed deck
Did not expect that.