GOOOOOOOODS UNHAND MY BIOLOGICAL SON AT ONCE

GOOOOOOOODS UNHAND MY BIOLOGICAL SON AT ONCE

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why did these threads stop when it was revealed it was actually his son? Is this place really that shitty this game was only getting discussed because of a possible cuck meme

Sony is shit and the cancer killing videogames, any opportunity to laugh at them should be used.

You mean your wife's son?

Its God of War with what looks to be combat even worse than the originals. So yes, it was only worth discussing due to the cuck meme.

>BIOLOGICAL

This games seems like shit, and I say this as a disappointed GoW fanboy.

I want to find the bastard who had the amazing idea of making GoW become Lords of Fallen with cinematic grab, and kill him.

WATCH IT SON

GODS CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

It wasn't funny anymore. We're all here for a good laugh and you're the one pathetic enough to take it so seriously.

Sup Forums is a Sup Forums colony

>being this asshurt because Sony keeps winning

Go play "Please Bang my Wife" PC cuck.

Imagine Kratos raping Spike from Ape Escape haha

Because the game is shit by god of war standards so the only thing we could do was make fun of it

Game looks boring and there isn't much to say about it

Nintendo/pol/ upset sony keeps winning

>GoW combat was fun, but really not that deep
>GoW 2 was just a copy of 1 in terms of combat with some things added
>GoW 3 was starting to get some depth, and you were now able to actually do some cool stuff like in DMC series
>new GoW is announced, and everyone was thinking this time GoW would give the next step and become an extraordinary hack n' slash
>???
>it's just TLoU with axes

The only thing I can talk about this shit beyond the "My wife's son" meme, is how disappointing it is.

woo calm down m8

Saved thank you for the laugh

His wife's son. I don't care what the cucks at SIE Santa Monica Studios are saying for damage control.

>Damage control
>He actually thinks they're even aware of this Sup Forums meme

People in the real world don't obsess over cuckoldry as you do

I refuse to accept that kratos is not a cuck

Maybe he got divorced and he's taking care of his son when the other father didn't wanted

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Or, like any cuck, he got engaged with his wife a few years later, when she already got a kid.

>kratos die in GoW3
>returns from the dead centurys later
>mate with a woman who already had a kid with someone
>because he is "a real man" he become the "father" of the little bastard
>latter is revealed the kid is a children of someone from kratos past, but the kid rejects and takes kratos, the cuck, as the father figure

Print it. I know I'm right.

>a tweet of a nobody is my argument
Yesh try again cuck

>implying it isn't a lie

>dev studios and publishers don't have their marketing departments frequent internet forums

Fuck off and go memorize your lines for your bar mitzvah, you hook-nosed subhuman.

Are you implying God of War was good?

It's a stone Kratos.

You didn't make it.

It seems like only cucks themselves would be so concerned with projecting the idea of cuckolding onto the game.
Literally works at Sony Santa Monica Studio

I don't understand why you guys are so obsessed with this shit if you aren't cucks mad at yourselves for said fetish.

Yes, the guy who's literally directing the game is a nobody who knows less than sone user from Sup Forums

>implying cucks aren't calling them biological sons

Because Sup Forums got cucked by Sony that day.

>the game director is a nobody

Sup Forums is so desperate for reasons to shit on Sony they will pretend God of War and QTEs are good.

t will be the plot tiwst. It's not his son.

>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

Cuck
It's GoW:The Last of us Edition

Arkham Knight isn't Jason Todd he's a wholly original character

I never really liked God of War so I'm willing to have an open mind with this, but I really don't like the camera. It seems like it'll either cause bullshit moments where you get hit offscreen or the devs will make every encounter the same with enemies only in front of you and not around you.

DEITIES*

why is there no todd howard kratos mashup?

Looked him up, he's a skinny jeans wearing numale beard sporting Commiefornia leftist.

I'll go ahead and call bullshit since the numale trash in Commiefornia love cuckoldry.

Pic related, one of the numale trash who brought you the cuckolding masterpiece Mafia 3.

Sup Forums is full of white knight virgins with cuckold fetishes

C U C K

how do we convince sony that we don't want him to be his biological father because this would be racist? Petiton? Let's do this and have a laugh.

>Senior Black Writer

>Sup Forums Literally in so much denial that their cuck fantasies turned out to be false that they're hoping the director of the fucking game is bullshitting

it's funny and it always yields replies, now watch how it hits the bump limit

Finally. What a refreshing change from those meme spouting idiots.

The game is coming out in like 9 months, the story is done.

Btw I've seen you post this in multiple threads already, seek help

God, that ESL from the person asking.

>reddit spacing

>He's being paid for writing video games, living the dream, and you're still stuck on Sup Forums for a living
Truly you are superior. us idea guys amirite?

At least I'm not black

>“oh shit, it appears that someone has noticed my autism”
>“better shout reddit, that'll show him”

Also looked him up, his twitter is mostly God of War stuff and talking to fans, can't see much politics related

But what a leftist cuck amirite? XD

Nobody should give a fuck about another shitty TLOU clone.

>TLOU clobr
it's very clearly a TW3 clone, but with RE4 camera and TLOU babysitting

Whatever. That only makes it worse.

>God Of War 2 director is making this
how can he let this faggotry happen

It's not that the place is shitty, it's just that the game itself is completely immemorable tlou rehashing garbage without memes carrying it. The game is bland as fuck.

>enjoyed both gow 1 and 2 for being mindless fun while kratos was an insuferably bad mc
>never played gow 3 because not much reason to get ps3 back then but still would like to play it if possible
>new gow is a whole different game

i'm not even a huge fan of gow and i'm still upset, the only thing i'm liking so far is Christopher Judge doing the mocap and voice acting for Kratos

Anyone else actually like the new camera angle? I think it is refreshing to see character action from this up-close brutal perspective. Everything is usually so small in these kind of games

Yes

The "game" meaning interactive movie obviously looks like hot flaming garbage to anyone that actually plays video games. So yes it was only getting threads for shitposting and now you can go back to neogaf.

It's not character action unless Krato can jump really fucking high. I have yet to see him jump except for a ground slam move

Referencing American cuckold pornography and cuckolding in general has been Sup Forums's humor for the last two years.

>Referencing American cuckold pornography

DELET

Did you not watch the 2nd trailer? Or every play the previous games? Feels just about the same amount.

desu it should have been his wife's son

the memes would write themselves and just give the game more publicity

sony fucked up here

>Is this place really that shitty

What do you think? boards.fireden.net/v/search/deleted/deleted/type/op/

Kek, these posts will never be unfunny

nonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:19:40 No.381210472▶ (OP)
why did these threads stop when it was revealed it was actually his son? Is this place really that shitty this game was only getting discussed because of a possible cuck meme
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:21:35 No.381210587▶Sony is shit and the cancer killing videogames, any opportunity to laugh at them should be used.
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:21:45 No.381210602▶
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You mean your wife's son?
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:21:55 No.381210613▶
Its God of War with what looks to be combat even worse than the originals. So yes, it was only worth discussing due to the cuck meme.
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:24:00 No.381210759▶
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>BIOLOGICAL
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:24:48 No.381210815▶File: 1497022798402.png (211 KB, 500x361)
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This games seems like shit, and I say this as a disappointed GoW fanboy.

I want to find the bastard who had the amazing idea of making GoW become Lords of Fallen with cinematic grab, and kill him.
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:27:09 No.381210963▶File: 1477397854045.jpg (67 KB, 330x332)
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WATCH IT SON
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:28:13 No.381211050▶
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GODS CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:29:48 No.381211167▶It wasn't funny anymore. We're all here for a good laugh and you're the one pathetic enough to take it so seriously.
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Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)10:31:27 No.381211301▶
Sup Forums is a Sup Forums colony

What did he mean by this?

>Feels just about the same amount

Just like Ninja Gaiden and Dark Souls are the same crap.

Kill yourself, please.

Someone so mad he couldn't even properly format his post.

Nice post, please enjoy my upvote.

ru.new

Because it's funny to say "my wife's son".

I have a feeling that the plot of this game is going to be REALLY fucking bad. Like obnoxiously bad. Especially considering they're putting more of a focus on it and trying to make it more "serious". Previous games worked because they were over-the-top violent romps, the story was there to entertain you and make up excuses for the setpieces. The few times they tried to be serious (ie Pandora) they fell flat. This entire game is going to fall flat.

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>BIOLOGICAL SON
citation needed

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>please answer meee
The absolute desperation in that question holy shit Ali

Epic meme XD

I guess God Hand isn't a "character action" game then, you faggot.

Reminder that sonygros can't take a joke

>cuck cuck cuck cuck numale cuck
18+ to post here

i hate this board

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>implying it won't turn out that Kratos cucked a God and the kid is mistaken as Thor's or Odin's

lmaooo

bump

What the fuck user

How many references to the original GoW games do you expect to see in this new installment of the series?

motherfucker underage piece of shit

>Is this place really that shitty this game was only getting discussed because of a possible cuck meme
You got it backwards buddy, the game is so shitty only the cuck meme was worth discussing.
Have you seen the gameplay? The GoW games were already a more casual/accessible version of Japanese beatem ups, now it's even more casual, ripping off TLoU in storytelling, structure and combat.

It's a direct continuation of Kratos's story, right? so, a lot.