Why last parts of xiv stormblood story are so bad?

Why last parts of xiv stormblood story are so bad?
Since I returned from weebland this shit was unbearable
Doesn't help that Lyse and Alisaie are the worst characters in the history of series

__________succor

How do you do Ixion?

More than 30m.

It's a "shitters can't learn Susano Ex in 2 pulls" episode.

anything worthwhile to buy with poetics? sitting at almost 2k from doing pvp

Please, it's a "healers can't heal shinryu in 3 trials" episode.

Send help.

I call your Shin and raise with a "Healer does 0 damage during the shield phase in KOTL" episode.

Kept you waiting, huh?

What did he mean by this

>tfw Yotsuyu will never give you the steppies

>can't login to the game after susan since few days now
>all i did was fucking emote before and after killing it
yes before anyone asks im on balmung and no one deserves this.

>ACT is updated
>parses are live
>MCH is top by a stupid margin
>SMN is fine
>BRD is absolute shit
How can Sup Forums get shit so completely wrong?

You deserve this for being a Balmung cunt.

After I cap DRG which tank job would be best to transition to?

You already tank the floor.

>PLDs rock bottom, barely above healers

REALLY makes me think

This idiot doesn't know act is in beta and dots literally don't work.

What do you expect in the hotfix?

Show the parses on Ex primals.

>tfw Tataru will never sit on your face with her big, fat Lala ass

>ACT is in a beta
Really activates my presence of mind

DRK. Too many PLD fotm memers and WAR isnt really fun atm.

They're working for SMN. I assume they're also working for BRD.

Kill yourself.

Go get the beta, fucktard.

no NEW dots are working, for example BOTH bard dots.

>beta
Ok call me back when it actually works, fucktard.

>SAM quest mocks weebs themselves
Ha, also that fucking quest was ridiculously hard.

the creator of ACT literally said "this is beta lots of dots aren't showing up" and you retards at like because of that bard is dead.

meanwhile according to old stone sky and sea testing, samurai and machinist are actually 1 and 2, which makes sense, because they have the least utility. I'm ok with them doing more

Based on ACT: MCH is about 20% above SAM which is nearly 50% above everything else. Even factoring both new BRD dots: it still will be towards the bottom of the pack.

>dots don't work
>SMN still good
What?!

>enter boss fight with 100 kenki
>jinpu
>balance
>that other damage buff shit
>40k midare
>30k guren
>15k Kasha
>you died

WHERE ARE THE PARSES

DOTs do work, just not the new ones. So basically: only BRD is broken.

But SMN also has new dots.

Help me decide what to lvl, iv got BRD and DRG at 60, is their rotation at 70 fun, alternatively I can lvl RDM since it was fun

>ACT
SSS states otherwise.

these things unnerving

WELCOME TO THE MR.HAPPY ARMY

again, ACT is not accurate at all right now. Just don't talk about it. It makes you look retarded. Only thing that's accurate is stone sky and sea dps testing.

SSS fits roughly in line.

MCH>SAM>>>>Everything Else>>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BRD.

HYPPPPPPPPPPE

yea no
SAM is much better than MCH. SAM also destroys everyone by miles when it comes to AOE

Do BLMs still stack spell speed? Also is direct hit better than crit?

Last boss is a fuck huge Dragon. Choose wisely.

>he hasn't seen a good MCH yet
You're comparing the most technical class to the least.

Come back when you've seen a good MCH.

LET THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Imagine if the final Zenos fight you inexplicably now manage to go toe to toe with the guy, and finakly beat him, he gets up all staggered, laughs and says 'good fight!' Gives a thumbs up. Before dropping down dead.

Lakshmi weapons when?

You forgot MNK is still number 1, but I'll forgive you this time.

MNK is middle of the pack. What are you smoking?

If you use a job potion to skip to 60, can you still obtain the gear rewarded from job quests?

Come back when you've seen a good SAM, retard. MCH is fucking useless in anything that isn't one enemy

tip for ninjas: the new hide changes gives you a free doton with every opener since enemies don't detect you when until a few seconds after you use it

>aoe
>relevant
based retardbro

You are now all imagining Wedge blowing his load immediately after seeing Tataru in her Doma garbs.

I believe class gear is available for Gil at the Calamity vendors.

>he thinks AoE means shit in end-game content
>he thinks the class specialized 100% into single target DPS that excels at it above all others won't be favored
Are you actually retarded or "just pretending"?

Why pick a class that is good at one thing over a class that is literally good at everything? You're pretty dumb my man.

Because that class is the best at the only thing that matters in Extreme/Savage by orders of magnitude.

great for trash pulls but I wouldn't open with it single target

Why are people forgetting NIN is OP?

"that" class? MCH isn't better than SAM at single target, retard.

Yes it is. By 20-30%.

>make a class as brainless as SAM
>give it stupidly high potency
5800 place

No lie, she looks like she's completely naked under it.

B-BRDbros...a-at least we bring increased c-crit rate and utility right bros? hehe...heh

You're out of your mind. ACT isn't counting stuff like Higan and yet I destroy everyone including MCH.

>yesterday
>MCH is shit and clunky LITERALLY RUINED why would anyone play this over BRD
>today
>MCH is the second coming of god praise zodiark
What the fuck happened?

people who don't play mch were bitching about nothing

>I
Come back when you've actually run tests.

The best MCH on Gilg is currently leading the best SAM by 20-30% in SSS depending on the attempt. SAM is a very easy class to play. MCH is probably the hardest. You're likely playing with retards.

Retards in these threads don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They are either still leveling and listening to Mr HABBY or pulling shit from nowhere.

>Finally got to light step of anima
>"Cool Ill just do a few dungeons a day"
>For some reason they merged 50/60 dungeon roulette

Y doe?

ACT and SSS testing started on Gilg amongst the progression groups.

>The best MCH on Gilg is currently leading the best SAM
ACT IS BUGGED, RETARD. They're not leading anything you mong. Also "best"? Haha fucking what?

>Gilgamesh

Literally irrelevant. The JPs are saying otherwise.

FADE ME FAMALAS

THEY GUTTED MONK BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SCARED THAT IT WOULD BE AS STRONG AS SAM.

FADE MEEEE

Am I the only one getting autistic when my black and white magic aren't lining up one for one when playing RDM. Having them be at like 70/72 is absolutely triggering. Otherwise, the job is a lot of fun and flows exceptionally well over the course of a battle. Anyone else feel like it's one of the best designed jobs?

>he didn't see the SSS portion
Nope, not just pretending.

>Switch stance as WAR
>Beast Gauge is ruined for the rest of the dungeon

But they aren't supposed to even up. RDM is balance, not synch

But you want them to be slightly misaligned for your finisher, so it's fine, isn't it?

>ranged run around while attacking class has the highest DPS

Ya'll are shitting me right?

How fast is it to level now to 60 in PotD?

>want to use a whm skill
>don't have 3 lilies up

Good point. I'm only at 50 so I didn't consider the holy/flare aspect of it all

>not realizing MCH SSS is going to be lower than SAM and it's only overtuned compared to what it was

Get a load of this guy

>tfw my first time leveling a dps job without PotD
How can you fucks deal with this?

>going to
Again: It's already 20-30% higher.

>Come back when you've actually run tests.
You mean people should go after the bugged tests?

good one

You used to grind FATEs while waiting for your queue before POTD existed
I remember when NIN came out there were like a 100 people in the most popular FATE grinding spots

>SSS is bugged
Do what now?

36 runs from 50-60 so around 7-10 hours depending on your party.

Threadly reminder that Arya is best girl

>reading comprehension

So what are the health values of the SSS? Clear times of a MCH and SAM?

Haven't been able to log in yet today but did they magically fix all the server 90k issues just in time for official launch?

What were the popular FATE spots in HW? I don't seem to remember people grinding in Fates except maybe in the early levels in Coerthas West.

>cinematic Lyse is still pretty happy and cheerful looking
>actual Lyse is an annoying bitch
what happened.

Midlander girls are the best.

GUIDE US, O MIGHTY FURY
GUIDE US, TO VICTORY