Destroy computer

>destroy computer.
>gain power up.

Huh.

>Mario hits floating blocks.
>Mushrooms pop out.

Hmm.

>hit OP
>a bundle of sticks falls out

Hmm.

>beat penis
>white liquid flows out

ehhh?

>smash loli
>sugar, spice, and everything nice

>Read book
>it disappears
:thinking:

>flows

Wut?

>throw wood in a fire
>it's fucking gone

Uhhh

Oh, those things were computers?

Yeah, I assumed they were Robotnik/s, but then why they give Sonic rings or other stuff is never explained. Nor does it need an explanation either.

I suppose you could fan wank an explanation.

>tfw cool-ass monitors got replaced with faggy-ass bubbles

Underrated

>it's fucking gone

It's still there, bro, it's just ash now. Wood is like 60% empty space/air.

>splat kids
>squids come out

eh?

>talk to grill
>spaghetti falls out

Que?

It was Tails even in Sonic 1.

fpbp

"Who puts rings inside a TV?"

>who are you quoting

That old web animation Sonic Breaks His Leg.

>Chop down a tree.
>Instantly firewood.

>start a fire.
>Instantly roaring.

?

>Uses key to unlock door.
>'Do you want to throw the key away?'

Yes.

Then it's not wood any longer, is it? The wood as we knew it is gone.