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CJ, you cycle like a crack hoe, fool.

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Why do white people hate the fact that black Egyptians exist?

WUZ

Pfff.

At least it was until Ubisoft blacked us all.

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>Why do white people hate the fact that blacks exist?

Fixed

As an actual egyptian (inb4 sandnigger) i feel insulted by the sheer fact these WE WUZ KANGZ niggers dare to imply we share the same ancestry by claiming our culture (a culture many egyptians deny due to islamisation sadly)

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CATCH THE CANOE CJ

>13 whopping seconds of high-speed kangz

At least it was until I fucked everythang up

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WE WUZ KANGZ BABE!

>Hellenic Egypt
>Limestone and gold pyramids
lol k

It sucks knowing that black egyptians kept jews in check longer than whites were able to.

This is one I can't wrap my head around either. Like, it actually makes them angry... why?

The protagonist doesn't even looks black

Atleast it was until white people fucked everythang up

You mad white boi

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UGH, like, could you not? Like, I just can't even. Are you kidding me!?!

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

Would this movie cause a shitstorm too if it were released today?

WE WERE LE KINGALINGZ!!!!!!

LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So race only matters if you're a man?

No because they're not black.

I'm not someone that knows how stuff works but wouldn't white Egyptians if existed be naturally tanned anyways because of the sun?

>free market dictates that only blacks and natives buy these
>make no money off the business
>it folds
>still white people's fault

>saying nigger on a vietnamese webforum is racist
>this isnt

They never existed, they were caucasoid which doesn't mean white skinned

me on the left

>american niggers appropriating ancient egyptian culture

They are not black.

stealing, how ironic

me on the bottom right corner.

>that cia niggers

Yes because they're not black.

Me on the right, feelin' horny.

Kek

HOL UP

But they are brown

What videogames is this

It's only fitting blacks steal a culture that they are not a part of.

>someone sneaking in AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Is getting white wimmenz and a bigger dick worth all the other shit that comes with being black?

There was a lot of WE posting when Gods of Egypt came ut

But it's not that, it's that African American blacks think they are descendants of Egyptians. They are literally revising history in their minds. To even imply that sub-Saharan Africans (which most of African Americans are descended from) are related to Egyptians is ludicrous.

Bye fag

because Egyptians were brown

I'm brown and I'm not a nigger

Which is the correct color
Nobody on here unironically thinks Egyptians were white lmao

Perfect

neither whites, arabs or blacks were ancient egyptians

As a black guy, I gotta say the delusion about us having Egyptian heritage is what I find most embarrassing about modern black Internet culture

>egypt is in Africa
>hurry they must be black

Absolute retardation.

We don't. Actual Egyptians do because it's not a fact.

Cultural appropiation
Not Sombrero Mario ""cultural appropiation"" actual people claiming some other group's history
Almost as bad as wiggers

This

LUL
LUL
KANGZ
LUL

>black people didn't exist in FUCKING AFRICA WHICH EGYPT IS IN

iirc Coptics in Egypt are the closest thing to ancient Egyptians right?

I'm latino, but I look whiter than that white girl (?) or very low test white boi.

What would I pay? 2$ or 1$?

egyptians were arabs dumbass

Theres a huge fuckoff desert between niggaland and Egypt
It makes much more sense that the egyptians were from the levant

It makes sense your kind would though, considering you don't have any culture

Look up Fayuum portraits, they are literally from the exact period that the game is set in

>Egypt was invaded by arabs
fixed

Fellow Egyptian here.

Most modern Egyptians are not negros, shitskins maybe, towelheads yeah, but not niggers.

Ancient Egyptians were definitely not black, no body was in the MENA region.

Pic related
Burial portraits from ptolemaic egypt

*smacks lips
*Sucks on cow utters
*scribbles in runes

SO WHAT YOU BE SAYIN IS THAT WE WIZ ROMANS N SHIEEET?

Look up North Africans and tell me they look like the average African, they have more in common with West Asia

wew lads
that's pretty good

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Tell that to the niggers thinking they are from royalty thanks to the Black Panther movie

>The hebrews built the pyramid as slave
Maybe in Sup Forums it will

YOOO YOU ALSO KNOW WE WUZZZZ RENAISSANCE N SHIEEEET TOO?

>tfw no Native American gf to give me free cookies

Everyone was kangz and shiet

If by culture you mean history, we got plenty but western blacks are more interested in western history since that's what they are exposed to since forever.

i don't get the fuss, the characters don't look like true blacks (nor they have thier facial traits), they are very similar to

in skin tone

they were also invaded by blacks, the Kushites.

So UBISAYIN NOBODY WAS KANGS?

Africa is a continent you fucking retard. We picked out slaves from West Africa, which is divided from Northern Africa by a fuck huge desert. Needless to be said, the Africans currently occupying the United States currently share virtually zero ancestral connection with Egypt, which was a country populated by primarily Arabs anyway.

Egypt, my new seat of power

this was satire.
Look at the Republican elephant on the bottom right

>Is getting the most attractive race of women and having monster cocks worth all the irrelevant shit that comes with being black?

Yes.

SO YOU BE SAYIN

Damn... really makes u think....

Why dont these get more attention?
They objectively disprove afrocentrism

Still a shitskin

>we got plenty
LOL

There's lots of evidence to disprove afrocentrism.
Afrocentrists just ignore it.

literally no one thinks egyptians were black besides fringe black power retards

If they weren't white Noe asian then they are just a varation of niggers. How many races do you think there are?

But all the other evidence can be waved off by ignorance.
But this is PICTURES
You cannot ignore the paintings unless you are blind

>irrelevant

People naturally trust us less (even other black people do) which shuts us out of more opportunities than you realize. That's the reason for the controversial concept of affirmative action.

What about neogaf and other white guilt losers?