Watch your back, knight... watch your back

watch your back, knight... watch your back

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fine you can bring down a few buildings, how about a fair fight?

My walls are strong, my men are in good heart. Bring on your slings and arrows!

I am not a vindictive man. Once you are my prisoner, you shall live. Maybe, you will tend my camels...

I would contribute, but I was playing with polish dubbing all my life.

me to but i lost my cd with polish version so when i reinstalled it i didn't have choice but to play with english dub

I was playing in german, just use google / youtube for quotes

*blocks your victory*

DE FUNES FROM THIS BOT ARE TERRIBL

I always feel bad when I have to kill The Sultan, he's such a bro.

I prefer the original over Crusader just for the atmosphere. Still spent a lot of hours making huge detailed siege maps in Crusader for the unit variety though.
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Good shit.

There wasn't even a skirmish mode. GAME SUCKS.

As all must sleep the sleep of the ancients, so must the poor Sultan.

Sultan was for keeping in house arrest and fed delicacies for the rest of his life.

IIIINFIDELS!!!!!!!

>If you named your account darth vader the voice would call you lord vader
used to think that was really really cool

Y-you've not seen the l-l-last of me!! INFIDEL!!!!!! *sob*

JACKANAPE!

Yeah, I wish there was a mod for Crusader that recreates the first one.

KNN-KNN-KNA-KNAVE!

Our horses are ready !!

Blow the horn, bang the drum, the Pig is coming to town

he was so fucking lazy

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Hulimori anuk!

My master has need of the following goods. Please send them immediately!

WE ARR DE MACEMEN

>"The world has gone crazy! I-I-I I should have destroyed you!"
>Visor slams down

Who /rat/ here?

Mornin' your Lordship!

>Sends 2 wood

THE CAMELS ARE RESTLESS
Was lookin for a proper crusader soundboard but only find apps for phone, anyone?

Are there any other games like Stronghold Crusader?

Blast and thunder. You ask for a simple task to be done, and what do you get?

No taxes is good taxes

YOU ARE

THE GREATEST LORD

I'm a good worker aren't i sir no need to put me in the stocks [nervous laugh]

Can I get a quick rundown on ghosts in this game? What function do they serve?

>wolfs castle blocks your path

youtube.com/watch?v=9foO7qWlNds

GREETINGS LORD FLYING POO

WOOD NEEDED

we need rations urgently me lord

This was a good game.

That's my motto!

HARF RATIONS??

they don't do anything

They exist. That is their purpose.

Something for priests to exorcise.

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What went wrong?

THEY'LL E A T STEEL

Poor optimization and stupid economy where buying is expensive and selling isn't viable. Some of the new troops are kinda alright though.

It would be faster to say what went right. Absolutely nothing at all.

>don't even build a castle
>just one wall crowded with archers facing enemy
>they never pass it

>buy Strong hold 1
>no skirmish mode

THE KEEP IS ENCLOSED

>Build ox in enemies castle
>Watch it burn

You and everyone else.

Get a mod if you want to keep the European asthetics otherwise play Crusader

What's the name of the mod?

Stronghold Europe

Holy shit, thanks

Never mind
>Camels, drunks, moms, kids, hunting dogs and chickens which hinder the placement of buildings were made invisible
What a faggot

>sends 15 slingers your way

the camel oasis omen man

the best part was the map editor

I just realized me and my friend were basically like the romans but even worse

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I love the first Crusader since childhood, but I feel like Stronghold is one of the most pathetic game series. The first two game were amazing, but after that for some reason Firefly studio couldn't make not shitty Stronghold game. They made like five continuations after Crusader + the browser game if you want to count that, you would think they would give up with the series for a moment at this point.

Have fun trying to take my castle

i liked stronghold 2 except for estates but no newer game is as comfy as the old ones

*leaves holes in his wall*

*puts stairs outside his walls*

>YOU ARE THE SEVENTH GREATEST LORD

games openly mocking the player for being shitty is funny desu