FIX YOUR POSTURE

FIX YOUR POSTURE
>FIX YOUR POSTURE
FIX YOUR POSTURE
>FIX YOUR POSTURE
FIX YOUR POSTURE
>FIX YOUR POSTURE

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my monitor is on my bed so i dont have to move

no

but I'm not working

>not the gaming posture

plese remeber 2 drink enugh watr

What are you, my mother? Get fucked, shitposter.

No!

Thanks doc, tho i gotta admit, those pics are ridiculous. Try sitting the "correct way" for more than 1 hour, and you will head pain in the lower part of your spine compared to the upper part and the neck like on first pick. So technically both a incorrect.

get* , pic* , are*

Thanks, Japanese goblin

Take a month break from masturbating!

why should I?

thanks mates

girls can tell if your testosterone is low!

stop masturbating for a few days and notice the difference!

Remember to take breaks, user!

I've tried all kinds of breaks from wanking, and i can tell you that the most satisfying one is around 1 week. Anything over that is a waste of pleasure. If you are that depended on it, 3 days is a nice compromise.

Wanking tiers:

Pathetic Tier: Every day
Meh Tier: Every 2 days
Okay Tier: Every 3 days
High Tier: Every 7 days or so
What the hell are you doing Tier: Once every 2+ weeks

Already done.

>sitting completely straight like a stick
Will fuck you up just as bad as a slouch.

An actual ergonomic way to sit is with your a seat tilted slightly forward and your legs placed like you were riding a saddle. And even then you should always alternate by working for 1 hour sitting and then 1 hour standing. But no one does this because who the fuck fucking does? Sitting ergonomically on a normal chair feels fucking wrong unless you have one of those saddle shaped chairs(which no one does) and working standing is a meme unless you got a raisable desk, which no one does.

Thanks

Bad for you neck, otherwise it would be to easy, and people wouldn't talk about it like it's a problem.

Is this actually true?

All it does for me is get less depressed but way more horny along with some motivation.

but it's the only way I can fall asleep anymore

>tfw fapping for the first time after 2 weeks on a family vacation
it was the best fap i've ever had. haven done it since, since i am addicted to fapping

I need a new chair actually, the shitty fake leather on this one is peeled and the seat itself has given out over the years. What's a good one I can get for less than $100?

fuuuuuuuck off

It's too late, go on without me

only if you have a deskchair without head and neck support, which to be fair is most of them.

Of course it's not true you faggot. To get less depressed you have to get enough sun, sleep well, eat well, and stop fucking up your body by anything physical (including fap) every day. Do it 2 times a week max and you will be fine. Just like with gym, only dumb niggers go there every day.

I'M SORRY, IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SIT UP STRAIGHT

>less depressed
>more energy
>more motivation

thats all it takes really

I'm literally lying on my chair right now.

I sit like this, almost laying down in my chair with one leg up on the desk and one folded between me and the desk

If you simply lie your head on the support all the time, your muscles will stop working and it will have the same effect as if your neck was numb most of the time. Trust me, i have cervical osteochondrosis thanks to sitting like a mongrel for years. Shit is scary and painful.

>tfw have still never masturbated, 23 years and counting

Are you on medication?

you can't stop me lawman

Never been. That have anything to do with it?

I lay back on my chair so no, fug you

Why would anyone lie on the internet?

I can't, I play games leaning back in my recliner

I have this cup of water in my room that I refill what feels like at least once every hour. I don't even remember drinking it, it just becomes empty sometimes. Easily the best habit one can pick up.

You will get hooked onto it if you do it once

It's the chair jew mafia
having a 135 angle on a desktop chair requires stronger reinforcements for the seat's axis, when they get through with the bare minimum for a 90 angle because it doesnt require even a half of the durability

>People actually believe sitting up straight is the right way
Are you fucking idiots? educate yourselves.
Seriously look it up sitting straight is actually bad for you.

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Diminishing returns, m8. In 2 weeks it's like 150% cooler than once a week. And once a week is 150% cooler than every 3 days.

All 3 are retarded

>You remember to fix your posture
>You're uncomfortable for a while but it's not hard
>You suddenly realize you're losing your focus and re-straighten up your back
>What the fuck is this goddamn faggot postin- oh, its bait. Let's see.. drop down menu, report, not a robot... oh fuck, the pics are fading back again,refresh...refresh,refresh,refresh... finally it works
>Meanwhile the thought of a straight back is nowhere near your mind

It hurts so much, but I still do it when watching shows sometimes.

Some medicines can cause erectile dysfunction as a side effect. Namely SSRIs and other antidepressants.

Do it when watching short videos, like stuff on Youtube. 10 minutes max. Otherwise you will just forget about it for like 2 hours while watching a movie, and your back will hurt for the rest of the day.

Using a proper tongue position will help your posture, give you a better jaw line, and you'll get sick less often.

Any doctor in here? is this true?

>caring about what females think

GROSS

i just dont wnt to be alone anymore

Oh no, I still get erections, and still have wet dreams. I just never get the urge to jerk it, even when I look at/draw porn. I dunno.

>tfw i started fixing my posture
>its killing my back

Its too late for me, isnt it bros?

Dr Dre here
It's not true

>start concentrating on something and slouch for hours
>that night feel like my spine is falling off
It's too late for me

It does give you a better jaw line slightly in that it makes your under-chin look less flabby. Go look in a mirror and press your tongue up into the roof of your mouth, you can literally see it in action.

that looks like a slug

I can't sit comfortably in a normal position anymore.
My shit's all fucked up m8s, just gotta roll with it at this point.

Actually setting your back on an 135 degree angle is healthier than sitting straight up. Takes the train off your spine.

what if you're not drinking it but a ghost is
spooky

braintlet spotted. Your spine has a natural curvature so that if you sit 90 degrees you get the least stress on your spine

You are like a little baby.

Dare you bear witness to true posture?

>Your spine has a natural curvature so that if you sit 90 degrees you get the least stress on your spine
Its natural curvature is adapted for standing, not sitting, you dumb motherfucker.

Nah, I just Have really shit memory that interferes with my life occasionally. But if it was a ghost at least he's hydrated. Guess that's the least I can do since he has probably seen me in my fap sessions.

Thank you based posture reminder user.

can't even hold off 3 days my dude

>I don't even remember drinking it, it just becomes empty sometimes.
It evaporates.

I don't think a cup of water can vanish over the course of 2 hours without there being ghosts involved

on a subconcious level they can "smell" your pheromones

You'd be surprised at how fast water can evaporate at room temperature.

it also shifts your teeth

No posture is good for you in the long run. The "best" posture isn't a single static one, it's whatever posture you adjust to after sitting in one way for a while.

You probably have diabetes. Go to a doctor. Like right now.

I'm pretty sure the longest I've ever gone without fapping since I first discovered it is five days, and that was only because I was in the hospital blasted out of my mind on painkillers.

golem get ye gone

FIX YOUR COCKSTURE
>FIX YOUR COCKSTURE
FIX YOUR COCKSTURE
>FIX YOUR COCKSTURE
FIX YOUR COCKSTURE
>FIX YOUR COCKSTURE

There is no hope for me.

I try but I always slip back into my bad posture. I cant do it man.

Just be sure that's actually-filtered water you're frequently downing.

youtube.com/watch?v=WCtrXRl9bxY

>bone
That aside that's pretty much the exact angle I have when flaccid and erect...is that normal?

You remember those times you had a particularly excellent fap?

Ghost blowjob.

you may not personally do it yourself but your body still gets itself off via wet dreams when you sleep
you're just depriving yourself of some easy stress relief by listening to some reddit-tier broscience

sure when I'm erect my cocksture is the same as soft it curves down

I have no clue what I'm supposed to be looking at in this picture. The filename indicates PUR did something wrong, but I can't see what.

>ghost blowjob
There are people on /x/ RIGHT NOW that believe this. I think it has to be the most delusional board here after like r9k or pol.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

I read that as prostate.

thanks for caring for our health user

It's never too late. It will be uncomfortable and take time and effort, but unless you have an actual deformity any posture issue can be fixed.

Frequently-advertised "purifiers" don't actually soften or fully-remove contaminants.

Let me fix that for you.

why did i draw this

>tfw I was doing this without even thinking and now I can't get a comfy position for my tongue.
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