Tfw you got scared for a moment when you went to Robbie's lab and thought that he and Purah had something together

>tfw you got scared for a moment when you went to Robbie's lab and thought that he and Purah had something together

I was so relieved when he said he had a wife.

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what? no. That's even worse.

>He saids he has a wife.
I hate to break it to you op but that doesn't mean jack shit.

What's she doing outside the lab

Little girls need to go outside and play every once in awhile.

No I meant does she leave the lab in the game for some reason?

she just wants to CHECK IT

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

Seriously, how is she outside the lab? She's always in the same place in my game

At what time does this happen? Now I need to go watch her for 24 hours.

>They don't know

You can push her like any other npc. Just takes a very long time. And you can use objects to block her path.

The Japanese, hell even the Western, artists, hell everybody on this planet every single person has failed me because of how little porn purah has.

Check it!

Stable lolis have none I believe.

>dude. Hylian Herb, LMAO

Stable lolis are nice. Laruta is nice. SHAKEEEEEEN is nice. So many nice lolis. Too much old hag Zelda porn.

Japan is a country that cherishes and respects morals and values. As such, they don't get off on adultery or cucking like the majority of Sup Forums

I'm glad to see we're slowly shifting Sup Forums ever more to the right, day by day though.

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Moar Purah.

>>As such, they don't get off on adultery or cucking like the majority of Sup Forums
This is a joke, right? There's an entire market of hot young girls sleeping with old, disgusting men.

Purua is so sexy. Just wanted to say that.

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>Don't get off on adultery and cuck
user, there's infidelity jokes in the game itself.

yes

Does Purah have an exhibitionist fetish? She was pretty adamant about Link taking pictures of her

On a night date with Purah!

jesus christ what is going on with that resolution and aliasing

I want to put my hand up her skirt.

You need her permission first.

It's so short! Is she trying to be sexy on purpose??

With that frilly little skirt and those knee-highs? You really need to ask?

Probably.

I wanna take her outside too!

They should've made npcs react to her presence. She does cower if monsters are near.

tfw been playing the game wrong this entire time

Some japanese person pushed Paya all the way to Hateno Tech Lab and then both of them to Link's house. Must've taken hours. Didn't save more screenshots because Switch's screenshots are low quality but archived threads should still exist (futaba archives of course, was mid April).

I bet robbie thinks it's pretty weird she has a childs body now haha

I bet he thinks it's pretty hot

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I'm so glad someone else appreciates those fine fine lolis

Gleema might be cuter than Purah.

I enjoyed finding and documenting all the nice lolis in the game

I even got cemu emulation working just so I could have some quality screenshots and webms

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Riju is best

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theres still only, like, two Finley lewds as far as I know

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youtube.com/watch?v=5mPWGlhmM3k Riju is for bullying!

dumb braaaap poster

bird lolis

I want to create a small, tight knit community of people to appreciate BotW lolis with

We would meet weekly

you're not a therapist are you?

D:

That trip is absolutely adorable though

not at all

I want to see purua cower! That's cute!

SHAKEEEEEN

That fucking text to speech sounds just like the NPCs in Okami

Don't need monsters for that, just attack her or aim with bow or pull out a bomb. Kinda dumb that in WoW the emote is called /cower when the characters don't really crouch down. Dunno if a better word exists when characters are in fear but they don't really crouch down, so I just said cower because first word that comes to mind.

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There's still 2 Purah lewds I've not seen on the usual websites only twitter. Handles are @jingaimen and @pprin_pa latter has lots of tweets, it's at end of march, too lazy to self upload to places/never yet have, need to bother eventually though for some characters.

I can't stand loli, why does Purah do funny things to me.

I haven't played BotW, but maybe because she's a midget, not a child.

>I can't stand loli
Why not?

Says in her diary though she is.
And her being 6 year old physically is of course why always 6 hearts for screenshots.

I like MILFs and thick body types. Things a loli never possesses. But something about Purah drives me insane.

She's ohisically a child, she just has the mind of a 120 year old. Obaba loli is best loli.

As long as they're grownups mentally.

you guys are fucking disgusting

they are cute

stop sexualizing cute children

my fucking sides. never has a pic and a caption fit together better than this. good job sir!

She's not a child. Mentally.

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The diary says otherwise. In any case it doesn't matter mentally or physically it's not fucking freaking out over it like a dumb redditor and just enjoy.

Word. Puruah is a strong loli but those stable girls are nice too.

omfg that is such a cute baby!

>The diary says otherwise.
"Feeling" like a 6-year old is ambiguous. She doesn't behave or talk like one.

He has got his own hot young wife and robot machine waifu, I doubt he cares what his crazy co-worker looks like.

I don't want to fuck these kids but I find them so adorable like puppies or kittens so I want to see more

Thanks

There are couple of these small text things she says that implies she has an adult mind.

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>Old lady lolibaba
Best kind.

You can actually tell in her diary that as the pages go on and she gets younger that she does indeed start acting more immature like a six-year-old. Her knowledge seems to be unchanged. Why are you arguing about this anyway what does it matter it shouldn't matter you're arguing about something so pointless denying for no reason.

>Why are you arguing about this anyway what does it matter it shouldn't matter
It should matter, though.

Naw, little girls are sexy deal with it. Stop trying to make excuses for it. Puruah is hot shit. My only disappoint is how little she's involved in the game after you've upgraded your slate.

I've got a lot of Purah images. I'll dump them now.

You know the difference between a mentally ill pedophile and a harmless one is simply that one is willing to harm children for his kinks, right?

Sure, it doesn't matter for 2D porn, but we're not discussing porn.

>Puruah
you almost got it

BLAH BLAH BLAH Keep running your inconsequential mouth.

APPURUAHH

You seem particularly vehement about it, are you trying to convince me... or yourself?

>Older than they look
This could have had so much more "For Science!" side quest, but her fetch quests to upgrade the runes was so short.

Also I wish we had the same 3 choice dialogue from Skyward Sword. I can just imagine the banter from the smart ass responses.

>Purah: You know... you're just my type Link-oniichan.
>Link: I'm not a perverted lolicon.
>Purah: D-don't worry! I'm actually over 100 years old, so it's perfectly legal!
>Link: I'm not into old hags either.

>purahfags

Ocean is real lacking in BOTW isn't is? I wish we can dive and have iron boots again.

Was correct with the fear that there would be no underwater exploration at all in BotW, wtb caves with underwater entrances like I believe saw lots in Morrowind but never self played.

Do you think Purah still tries to masturbate despite her prepubescent body or has she just discarded that part of her life?
haha

She has done.. "experiments" on her new body

Yes, the joke is that she's always acted like an immature little brat even before she turned back into one. I thought that was obvious

That's hot.

The game basically shows you that when reverting back to a child, she starts to act and think like one. She basically reversed puberty. She stopped producing hormones and probably doesn't even think about sex.

I wonder if she's interested in boys her age now haha