CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

who wants to 1v1 me?
>no items
>Trump only
>Mexican border

Gimme andrew jackson. Best president.

Washington is one of my greatest heroes, so I'll go with him.

>that kid who always picked Obama

Truman
>established brawler
>no-nonsense
>nuclear finishing move

>not maining Taft

Teddy Roosevelt obviously.
>Time to give 'em the Big Stick, old sport!

Alright i'll gladly 1v1 you as motherfucking Lincoln faggot
I'll hook you with my broken slave chain attack you won't see it coming at all and then i'll choke you like the pussy trump player are

>that kid was black

>2017
>Not maining Lincoln, tallest POTUS
i shig

>mfw I only know 10 people on this

Roosevelt meta is the worse. Why have 45 presidents if only Teddy, Lincoln and Washington are viable for competitive play.

Never will be a female. Based.

Andrew Jackson fought in a hundred duels and beat the shit out of an attempted assassin when he was elderly, on top of blowing the British the fuck out in New Orleans despite being outnumbered 3-1. There's no other choice. The fight is for second place.

>Main
Trump
>Alt
Polk, Jackson
>Fun side characters
JFK, Johnson, Van Buren, Cleveland

>Use Washington,

>Chip people to death with Apple Tree + Axe

you obviously never played with Reagan or Nixon dude. Or Clinton cause his rape attack is absolutely OP.

Kennedy "Curse of the christ" is underpowered thought..

AAAAAAAAAAAHGGH

YOU'RE SO LUCKY IT WASN'T A PAIR OF ASS CHEEKS;; I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF

Jackson all the way. He's the only one who can defeat the Banks.

>not picking Based Teddy all day erry day
it's like you all don't wanna win desu

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So Trump is the Dan of this game, right?

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>Pick William Henry Harrison
>Lose immediately
Fuck this game man

Andrew Jackson is probably S tier
Nixon is going to have high durability stats,same with JFK since he survived in water for 3 days in shark infested waters while pulling his fellow comrade but he has lower shield stats
and Teddy will have a punishing attack,its too bad hes gonna have shit dps sustain

>Reagan's Star Wars level 3 Super

How the fuck do I counter getting shot by a billions lasers from all sides of the screen?

>not picking based jackson or teddy
Everything else and everyone else is a casual filter prove me wrong.

>putting up THE WALL and chipping the opponent to death with WRONGS

Is there a more satisfying way to mine salt from your opponent?

gotta go with ol' silent cal

The only hard counter for that is spamming Trump's wall until it finishes.
Besides that, you're fucked.

Taft, could easily crush the competition

>When Lawrence’s gun misfired, he pulled out a second weapon and squeezed the trigger
>That pistol also misfired
>An enraged Jackson charged Lawrence with his cane as the shooter was subdued
>A subsequent investigation found the pistols to be in perfect working order
>The odds of both guns misfiring were found to be 125,000 to 1

>He doesn't know how to make the most of those 31 seconds.

>Pick Jackson
>big coat technique make hitboxes so wonky people struggle to even touch you
>even when taking shots directly to chest, "old hickory" ability allows you to laugh it off like it's nothing
>immunity to indians
>have best taunt, stupid fucking parrot comes in and talks shit after a victory

S TIER

FUCK YOU FUCKING DRUMPF MAINNN
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCOOP ATTACK
WHEN IS GOD inctrademarked GOING TO NERF YOU FAGGOT

until Reagan's "Tear Down this Wall" move makes the wall about as strong as tissue paper

Can I download the guest fighter DLC of youngHMTQ or King George III?

If not, I'll go with Honest Abe with a pocket Garfield main

Andrew Jackson Mirror Match in the ruins of the Federal Bank.

How the FUCK do I avoid Hoover's fully charged "Economy Crash"?

SCOOPS

SCOOPS

HAAGEN

How come FDR gets to have THREE special attacks?

you play Franklin Delano Roosevelt and use his New deal ultimate attack, duh.

Yeah right, as if any opponent is going to be willing to do the input to pay the gauge for the wall. Trump is just just a joke character.

It does not help he also got nerfed because people kept complaining they didn't get the female character in the poll and keep flooding the debs with complaints.

>Be Garfield
>get shot in 4 mins

Give me andrew jackson, that endurance is out of this world

That's not Hoover's, though. People always get that confused. You're thinking of the guy to the left of him.

Who /trickydick/ here?

What ever happened to that rumoured Hillary Clinton DLC?

How do I get around Lincolns satellite top hat projectile?

>Implying dealing with the Polio and Day of Infamy debuffs are worth it

because of his polio nerf

>tfw main Jimmy Carter even though he's the underdog

Both Bushes have the cheapest fucking specials. Fuck yourself.

>be Garfield
>get shot 4x
>survive

I love +DEF characters

Why?

i would pick clinton

nobody would want to punch you in the mouth because they would be scared of catching something you have

downside would be the rotting old body of a pedo beta

>Playing against Trump's worst matchup with Trump

That's why you have a pocket Dubya, dummy.

Lost the opinion poll but the devs decided to go with Trump anyway. Some people say some russians hacked the studio and manipulated the polls, but that's a little farfetched.

I really liked that Al Gore character they teased. Manipulating the terrain seemed like a cool fighting style. Roosevelt could do it slightly but I wouldn't have minded the mechanic be expanded upon.

>Jack of All Trades, Master of None character
>People just spam wooden teeth chow down combo

fuck outta here

>Nobody plays John "Shit in your cunt" Quincy Adams

HE'S NOT LOW TIER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pre-Constitution DLC when?

>Rotate between Taylor, Tyler, Filmore and Hayes
>None of them is especially good, but you can often get a victory simply because the opponent has forgotten what your abilities do

William Henry Harrison has a limit break after 31 days.

Gotta go with the Ryu, Washington

> Playing the underpowered nutjob noob bait because he got UFO and laser attack

lol get a load of this guy

Thank God for Paul Jennings and Dollie Madison. And that random cook.

>Jefferson.

>He summons slaves on screen to do special moves for him.

CALVIN COOOOOOOOOOOOOLIDGE

How do I stop the 9/11 disaster in the Bush jr. campaign? America goes to shit every time and even if I activate the muslim ban and glass the entire middle east it still keeps happening

kek

Anyone got any pizza hut coupons

Nah. Trump is low skill floor low skill ceiling character. He has a stupid easy combo but the moment you see through his bullshit he is bottom tier garbage.

Washdog is the Ken. Consistently top tier.

Madison is the Ryu and Jefferson is the Guile. 'Cause he had guile.

I'm untouchable as Nixon.

Yeah, devs have been getting a bit crazy with cut content lately, I don't care about their "electoral college" excuses

>Al Gore DLC got shafted because Bush babies and their petitions

Have you tried glassing Israel and disbanding the CIA instead?

>He doesn't go full on defensive as Taft
Who cares if you can barely move if your opponents can't KO you

Prevent the towers from being built, dummy. You gotta talk to the Bill and Ted NPCs in Jefferson's to start a multi campaign quest line.

I'm guessing choosing not to help Afghanistan in Reagan's questline, but it makes Russia a lot harder to deal with

>tfw nothing can perfectly counter Bush's 9/11 special

>Truman's lvl 3 super

jesus fuck it covers the entire screen and does massive damage through blocks

what the fuck are you even supposed to do

>Ron Paul won TWO charity contests and they still decided to advance McCain and Romney to the finals of the character contests

>James Madison
>5'4"

Smaller hitbox. Like picking Oddjob in Goldeneye.

>Dick Cheney DLC plays just like Deadshot from Injustice 2

>trump isn't my legitimate president
>not having hillary as the 45th DLC update

This triggers me so much

>pick William Henry Harrison
>HP drops like crazy as sooon ax the match begins
>lose before I can even attack

Who balanced this game

FREE FOR ALL

>He doesn't main Silent Cal

Literally lmao'ing @ u

>tfw Jeb got shafted because faggots threw a fit over a 3rd Bush clone

President WE WUZ
>play race card before match for bonus
>shitty performance, even in the second match (term)
>play race card after losing match

Apparently there was this bug where if your opponents did something wrong they would gain support instead of lose it

>New China stage DLC
>ONLY Nixon can use it.

Why.

spotted the jap. I've never seen a western player get hit by that, EVER. git gud.

>Tre no American Mosou game

McCain didn't even have anti-air moves. His hitboxes LITERALLY couldn't go above his shoulders. He loses EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. George W. H. Bush's aerial game vs. McCain is probably the worst match up in any fucking fighting game ever. Thank God McCain wasn't put in.

>he thinks Lincoln gave a fuck about slaves

oh boy, ya'll really gotta brush up on your civil war history.

Stop hating on James Buchanan.

He's a zoner.

Roosevelt mains represent.

>When the Mike Pence DLC lets you go deus volt
Sparks will fly