Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?
Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?
Cooper Gomez
Aaron Cox
Failure.
Zachary Sanchez
premature ejaculation
Luis Ortiz
Crippling depression
Josiah Ross
Being a fucking loser
Thomas Roberts
Sleep
Oliver Sanchez
hypertensionnova
Austin Flores
he begins to spend all day shitposting on Sup Forums
Aaron Lewis
>your final thoughts when pic related is happening to you
Well?
Noah Carter
Lazyness
Jonathan Morales
Alcoholism
Henry Anderson
shit taste in games
Kevin Lopez
Daily suicidal thoughts
Colton Gray
haha
David Baker
he's a dentist now
Aiden Sanders
Invisibility
David Jones
A crippling masochism fetish
Caleb Gonzalez
I guess being able to afford a living in Venezuela nowadays is a superpower. Also I jog with heavy ankle weighs
Cameron Robinson
Came here to post this. Glad to see that Sup Forums will never let me down
Gavin Ramirez
He'd get a pencil version of the paintbrush ability.
Evan Wilson
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Aaron Martinez
He either learns how to draw, learns three languages, or learns how to blow a load like 10 feet across.
Ryan Stewart
Arm spasms.
Adrian Gray
a bug dick
Mason Martinez
he learns how to alienate every one of his friends with his cripplingly bad personality and waste his life shitposting
or he becomes Kirby:Astronomer and shoots black holes/gravity powers and shit.
Aiden Torres
The power of uncontrollable urges to stick lubricated phallus-shaped objects into his rectum
Jacob Gutierrez
Gayness
Nathaniel Johnson
Being able to cough up semen seeing how I stripped naked in his belly.
Austin Howard
Anxiety and panic attacks
Ryder Martinez
Power of Blorf
Oliver Thompson
Soap Bubble Ninjutsu
Benjamin Reed
Being black
Isaiah Gutierrez
Boobies
Jace Wood
Chinky slant eyes
Gavin Reyes
Teach me your secrets on the last one laddie.
Luis Morales
existential nihilism
Zachary Nelson
skin cancer
Lucas Brown
bruh
James Martin
Autism.
What it does is it gives Kirby the ability to act like a weirdo in front of enemies and they just walk-off screen.
Best part of this copy ability is thatIt's permanent.
Bentley Kelly
>didn't know Sakurai liked Goya
Tyler Evans
user NOOO
Christian Morgan
An unjustified feeling of constant anger.
Nolan Thompson
The power to sexualize Kirby.
Adrian Baker
The ability to withstand niggers and old white women over the phone for hours a day without going nuclear. With a smile.