How can one man be so bad at Mario Kart?

How can one man be so bad at Mario Kart?

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He doesn't play through single player to get the practice he needs by just cruising in first and learning the tracks. You'll notice every time he isn't getting ass fucked by items for a second he'll often fall off the side of the stage for some reason. Also he needs to stop bitching about mushrooms pickups because they're really good on most maps if he'd just use them properly for shortcuts.

my sister is obsessed with this guy, ar ehis streams okay?
i dont want my sis to be staring at hairy dudes streaming games and talking about cocks.

yeah he's cool, he's just terrible at video games

he's also pretty hot, your sister has good taste

how old is he?
my sis is still in high school, i hope he's at least 20

Vinny is like in his 30s he's a mega jabronie and has a greasy italian cock

Pretty sure he's 31. Might be a little off but I know he's in his early 30s.

He only fucks bees though.

>ywn have cynical bedtime cuddles with Vinny
Honestly just slice my jugular, bro

He's not bad, he just literally has the worst luck.

He's streaming and playing with his fans so they target him the most
But he isn't very good, he uses his items without thinking, like how he gets a triple mushroom and he just uses them immediately

Bees and Cherry

>it's a Vinny plays a co-op game with his tryhard guido friend episode

fuck off mike

meh he's alright, pretty average white guy

People target him in mp. He's not really that bad.

scrungus

Fuck off, Capicoli.

Stop making these goddamn threads every day

he also doesn't facecam

well he has a history of chatting up underage fangirls

mike is fucking great, try watching his solo streams or the forest ones with rev.

bruh let's be real
if that's actually true, you can't blame him
put yourself in his shoes

>Vinny likes the cunny
is he /ourguy/?

Can you idiots stop posting ecelebs on my video game channel?

They are not video games nor video game culture. They are Internet and YouTube culture.

They are leeches on this hobby.

They are not your friends and they don't care about you except for the likes and subscribes you give them so they can get paid.

Eceleb threads entirely revolve around the drama of the literal who's that you morons try to force on here and never about any single video game or video game character.

ENOUGH. Take this shit to:
>>>/reddit/
>>>/youtube/

The death road streams are great.

Your sister fucks older men guaranteed

>my video game channel
you wish faggot, go get some ass cream for all that butthurt

Joel is unironically the best person on the channel.

Swedecuck

>its another /qa/ueer newfag trying to act like a mod episode

>he uses his worst picture
The pictures where he's most casual/unprepared are ironically his hottest.

i enjoy Vinny's streams but his MK8 streams are insufferable. He just spends the whole time complaining about how bad he is and how Mario Kart gets less fun the more you play, making it annoying to watch

Would you fuck a bee if it were human sized?

>Loses his shit because of the Metroid announces

How can someone so hot be so autistic at the same time?

That's how the world works.
>be attractive
>but now you're mentally unstable

>be mentally stable
>you're fucking ugly

Hi Vinny, you're a manlet

He's a pretty cool dude. Plus his streams don't have any annoying banners or notifications going off every 10 seconds for donations.

sauce?

yoel is way better

This is Limes, say something mean to her!

Ew. I imagined her being a lot cuter.

she looks cute but not out-of-my-league cute
i feel like i could break her down with my incredible charm

Dude's 6"

I thought she'd be fatter.

capicoli has a history of slandering vinesauce members

Joel is cool but I quit watching Vinny because he's not really that funny anymore and he gets too upset about the chat during streams to be entertaining

kinda looks like kelly osborne

Why are there so many furries in his fanbase?

He also needs a hearing aid. He misinterprets 90% of the lines in ppt.

>It's a fighting game video

No you're not Vinny

vinny just plays a lot of furry games for whatever reason

or rather, he plays normal kids' games, but it's teenagers and adults watching him

Nice accepting people attract others that feel a need of acceptance

did he show this art in a stream?

>doesn't want to offend literally ANYONE

he kind of unknowingly encourages it. I helps that some of the better works come from some furry artists.

>it's a Vinny gets passive aggressive because he can't figure out a simple thing despite having practically no distractions since he hardly looks at chat episode

Stream chat used to use Chatango

>he doesn't realize that e-celeb threads are the best that Sup Forums has to offer

>mfw find gay porn of vine raptor the other day without trying too
>even has his cap

of course, he doesn't shy away from showing that kind of stuff. Only when it's of a vineshroom character does he even describe being disturbed a bit.

Don't do this to me, man.

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>Vinny shit on reviewbrah

>2014 and earlier
>Vinny sounds constantly tired
>Gets more easily annoyed by chat members sperging out
>Had to take time out of a Tropical Dong stream to explain that he doesn't hate Dark Souls because people were throwing autismfits
>Generally seems to lack energy
>2016 and beyond
>Vinny sounds enthusiastic
>Usually meets awful chat spam with jokes
>Talks about doing things he likes, like cooking
>Generally energetic and happy

I am also watching the stream

If ya say so
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>Had to take time out of a Tropical Dong stream to explain that he doesn't hate Dark Souls because people were throwing autismfits

I hope he doesn't play Melee

If he could make it why can't I ?

All i want is to play videogames


Also i'll always be fine with Vinnie since he tried to do Bob Ross in mario paint and it ended somewhat good

>That time he said Smash wasn't a fighting game
I love Smash Bros, but goddamn if the Twich chat side of the community isn't composed of weaponised autism.

>>Also i'll always be fine with Vinnie since he tried to do Bob Ross in mario paint and it ended somewhat good
Wasn't that Joel or did they both do it

always hide the chat, makes everything better

Stop being gay, you fags

Apparently, he used to work at a bank, but the jewery that went on there completely killed his spirit and it took him years to get it back.
Him getting the band going was probably a real upper in terms of mental health. Even if I don't really enjoy that kind of music, it's nice to see him doing something he genuinely enjoys.

What is the oldest video of him on YouTube? As in earlier than 2011. There's gotta be some archive.

>those eyes
Goddamn

No Vinny, just let me have this.Let me fantasize about you.

wait, they aren't the same?

>dadrock Italian jabroni
>metalhead meme Swede
no

Shut the fuck up furfag nigger

...

Vinny is the Italian jabroni, Joel ''Grand Dad'' is the Swedish long-haired one with the funny laugh.

>aren't they the same
One is a pizza autist from Brooklyn and the other is a Swedish metalhead weeb. They are FAR from the same.

No. Joel's the Swedish guy with the weird accent that sounds like Cookie Monster.

You shouldn't have been born with hot Italian genetics then, you smooth, baby-faced manchild.

Joel is the son of Kermit The Frog

>Joel losing his shit every time he sees something Jojo-related in Japan

cute

CUTE!

To be fair he does often have some extraordinary bad luck, like his infamous 20 something mushrooms in a row. He should be better at clearing corners and not staying in the middle of the road though. Makes for some good fun to watch though.
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