OH SHIT NIGGAS

OH SHIT NIGGAS
THE TRIAL OF MAYA FEY, ACCUSED OF MURDERING DR. TURNER GREY IS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS
PHOENIX WRIGHT CONFIRMED TO BE LEADING THE DEFENSE
FRANZISKA VON KARMA JUST LANDED A FEW HOURS AGO, WILL BE PROSECUTING
LETS GO B O I S

OH SHIT
THE FUTURE IS NOW
DAMN
I'M OLD

xD It's funny because todays the date in the game!! :')) I love the way you write in caps to make it seem even more funny

POST THE LINK

POST FRANZIKA NUDES I KNOW YOU FUCKS HAVE IT

Jaded retard nigger detected. Go not have fun somewhere else.

>Courts so fucked you have to import lawyers from raped countries

>California

>FRANZISKA VON KARMA JUST LANDED A FEW HOURS AGO, WILL BE PROSECUTING
>mfw Van Karma cucks are BTFO AGAIN

explain pic

I only have loli franny

Turner Grey?
Isn't he that surgeon who killed all those people because of malpractice?

Why would a spirit medium kill him? Was one of her relatives a victim of that or something?

LOL! I played Ace Attorney as well!

Eat your hamburgers Apollo XD

reminder that phoenix can't lose

You have a image that's more clear?

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afraid not pal. If anyone has it please post.

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>you have to eat all the weenies

This is the only time it well ever happen in our lives, you're probably the kind of guy you doesn't know what you've got till it's gone

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you retarded?

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Is /ourguy/ about to fucking do it again?

I wouldn't believe it a year ago, but after Edgy's repeated BTFO until he was wiped off the face of the Earth, Phoenix probably has this in the bag.

Fuck, I deleted my Wright drinking Sup Forums tears collage.

Isn't it ?

>defense revolves around proving his client was possessed and thus not guilty
>second time Fey has been to court
>von Karma on prosecution

Phoenix is fucking done, not even he can bullshit his way out of this one.

>NCR flag

This fucking Maya chick needs to be locked up. Just how many times is she gonna get arrested?

Yeah, I was being dumb, that was it!

Just a reminder that spirit channeling is bullshit

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>tiny vonKarma became a prosecutor at like 15 or something
>her first case in this country is against that magician lawyer Wright

Honestly this could go either way. Isn't the defendant his assistant? And he put vonKarma's father in jail.

They're both gunning at full force. A prodigy with a grudge vs a slithering trickster who could probably pin the crime on the judge and the judge would believe it.

Seriously our legal system is super stacked in the prosecutor's favor, and yet that guy can navigate through all of the court's bullshit and pull off miracles someone of Manfred vonKarma's experience would find impossible.

The defendant is his assistant? Aren't there laws against being involved in cases you have personal attachment to?

Well, I'm not too surprised. From what I hear, nobody was willing to take her case last year. Probably did some real shifty shit in her past, which got her blacklisted from every attorney.

Of course, Phoenix obviously didn't get the memo. And then he made her his assistant, as if to go "fuck you" to all of the others.

>loli

not in California, apparently

Loli Franny is cute! CUTE!

Maybe not if you're on their defense. I can see why it would be a problem if the prosecutor was close to the defendant, but the defense having extra incentives to help them doesn't seem like that big of a deal.

You guys remember the way that case ended? That CEO of Blue corp. confessed after Maya started listing names in the middle of the trial.

Though that guy was also super shady. And those names were people who had dealings with his company apparently. So it might just be a case of one shark taking out another. I'd honestly believe he was responsible for that girl's sister's death.

She's right

So is Kurain village a chink cult? They look like chinks but they have Euro names

With dem titties I woulda had her assist me with something, blacklist be damned

Hey guys, I'm thinking about going to Asia for my next holidays, do you have any suggestion? Maybe that Kuh'rain kingdom thing, it seems pretty neat for hikers

The hell are you doing in an Ace Attorney thread?

Does Guy Eldoon do burgers? Craving burgers at the moment

>wants to deal with those loonies
Yeah, stop by North Korea on your way back too.

but I heard the girls are qt

I thought Guy Eldoon doesn't do noodles until around AJ (which is 7 years post T&T). Could be wrong though, been ages since I've played it.

Ace Attorney supposedly takes place in California, even though it's very obviously Japan
ergo Japanifornia

There is only a single page of law in the entire state of Japanifornia

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In the original Japanese release of the games it's clearly Japan. But they've gotta keep it as California for the translation because it's been like that for so long, and people are actually fond of it.

Save yourself the plane ticket and just go to Kurain then if you're just interested in gawking at people in weird spiritual garb. Watch out though, a "spirit medium" might happen to get possessed and kill you.

>tfw you'll never arrest and punish Maya Fey

Feels shit, murdered her sis and got away and now murdered a surgeon

It's implied that's where Phoenix and Mays have always gone for noodles, but they can't change everything about him to be around burgers. In the original Japanese Maya was super into ramen, not burgers.

I knew that Maya was really into ramen, but not about Eldoon. The more you know, I guess.

thought Maya and Phoenix ate his place before AJ? Might have been only in the Jap language though or between T&T and the Graymare case

Meh, I can believe that Red White guy did it, but I mean it's super obvious she killed this doctor guy.

Though she probably won't see jail time. She's clearly been indoctrinated by some cult and probably genuinely believes she did it while possessed. She'll probably spend the time getting mental help.

Low key, White probably was guilty before. Fey was super shady with that list she just so happened to have though, so who knows this time. I can't believe Wright is defending that trouble magnet more than once though. I hope she pays him well.

>tfw she will never step on your balls

I heard Wright works pro-bono, and his office is really struggling in terms of finances. Then again, when I went to ask him for legal advice, he turned me away. So, who knows, maybe she's loaded and keeps the place running.

Man while he's a completely ruthless snake in the courtroom, I've heard he actually doesn't get paid for most of his cases. He's probably actually a nice guy, but he seems to also be a complete doormat.

>doesn't get paid for the highest tier of bullshittery imaginable
He deserves to be a millionaire from the Will Powers case alone, let alone beating FUCKING VON KARMA.

Wrightfags, explain yourselves. How can you continue to support Phoenix Wright? He's so obviously a lucky hack, who has only so happened to be correct in the past because he got in with the right people, and has no real talent. Fucking, every few cases he has to ask the judge for a complete run-down on how the legal process even works. Did he go to law school?
He is absolutely fucked this time though. His own assistant was IN THE ROOM, COVERED IN BLOOD, and HOLDING THE WEAPON. I can't wait to hear what bullshit he's going to try to pull only to get absolutely fucked by based Von Karma.

He already defended that waste of space he was friends with in his first trial, may as well make a habit of it.

Turner Grey is a shady motherfucker and I don't trust him.

He's only done, what, 5 cases? I'm not surprised he isn't rolling in dough, not only considering how much of a rookie he is, but also considering his clients. The first dude he defended seemed like he had no money and took advantage of Wright, the second was his assistant, the third was Will Powers - who should have paid him a bunch considering how much bullshit Wright pulled off - and the fourth was Edgeworth. Who's dead or something - maybe he killed himself due to Wright's bill.

And I heard his fifth client didn't even want him to defend her, and he only did it because her sister asked him to do it. Probably didn't get paid for that.

Is Powers rich though? He seems like the guy who lets the studio or companies walk all over him, probably gets a tiny cut from merchandise and advertising. A rich guy wouldn't look that scruffy.

On a side note, how's Jammin' Ninja? Couple of the songs were pretty groovy.

>has to ask the judge for a complete rundown

Well to be fair that's only happened once. And he was attacked outside of the courtroom and had a concussion.

He's lucky that was such an obviously bullshit case, and that he went against that Paine guy. Paine's had a solid career but that case was super stacked against him, and he can't pull a miracle like Wright can.

It's that hair and smile, makes me melt everytime

man, you don't know? His fifth client was from the prosecutor's office. These people are loaded as fuck with money. Shit I hate this country, corrupted as hell

>BTFO papa von Karma despite having photographic evidence and eyewitnesses to Edgeworth doing the shooting
>this case doesn't have eye witnesses and his opponent is literally diet von Karma
Can't wait to see you rage when /ourguy/ wins again. Pic related.

Powers is fucking loaded, there's no way Wright is in that much financial trouble. That's probably why he can do all these personal pro-bono cases.

Paine can't catch a break against Wright. First time they meet Wright has the legendary Mia Fey helping him and the second time the actual killer was so incompetent he couldn't spell the defendant's name when trying to frame her. I'd like to see them have a fair case 1 on 1 tbqhfampai

Forgot my pic

Screw this trial shit, anyone up for Troupe Graymare reruns?

The absolute delusion of Wrightfags KEK
Von Karma is going to make you her god damn fuckslave

>post-Magnifi Troupe Graymare

I never understood this. Why are they saying that Von Karma will win or the Edgeworth is fucked? Are they just fucking around or are they serious?

aww yiss I love me some magic

Their shows could be trashier and louder tho

Absolutely no one expected Wright to win against vonKarma. People were absolutely sure Edgeworth was fucked and Wright would face his first loss.

>he wasn't here 6 months ago to watch a ragtag lawyer with 0 evidence and his only witness was a pigeon end a seasoned veteran's 40 year winning streak

True, they've gone to shit since that qt girl left

Oh fuck me I completely forgot about the parrot.

Fuck it's still unbelievable six months later.

But the game that trial was in was released in 2001. All those posts were in 2016. Was this just an influx of people who never played the game?

How the fuck was that allowed? System has gone to shit, whats next a whale?

stream where

The trial took place in 2016 in the game, the murder dr turner took place this week in 2017 in the game

Shit like this is why I watch Wright cases. What he does is the courtroom equivalent of shitposting.

Minmin really let herself go

I knew those dates sounded familiar. Wow I'm pretty retarded. Thanks for clearing that shit up, I've been wondering about this for a while.

The trial took place in 2016. We've been posting about the cases on the days they happen as if we're learning about the cases as people from that universe.

We're currently on the dates where the Ini Miney case happened.

People fucked up though, as Maggey's case happened after Ini Miney's. Maya came back to Phoenix's law firm after 2-2, but she appears at the end of 2-1 after doing an errand, I think.

Do it fucker