You ever feel old when you hear kids talk, Sup Forums?

You ever feel old when you hear kids talk, Sup Forums?

I hate it to break it to ya user, but most of Sup Forums is compossed of underage kids, especially right now on summer.
Most people from the old guard, or oldfags, moved on with their lives, except for a few.

Just call them niggers and move on.

Sup Forums is young, but gamers are on average 30 years old. Stop lurking around kids channel op

I didn't realize Sonic Forces was a kids channel

>moved on
>from Sup Forums
youwillbehereforever.jpg

>tfw one of the few

Sonic is for kids open your eyes

I'm only 21 but it does feel weird hearing people in high school talk now.
Even then I'm glad I'm young, the higher my chances of living to see immortality tech the better.

Just make sure you take care of yourself. I'm late 20s but people guess me around 20, but some people my age aged like shit and look like they're 35.

Smoking, drinking and partying hard does that to people.

>26
>Can't grow facial hair
>Still look like I'm in high school

I do not fucking appreciate this shit.

I'd still pass for a high schooler if I hadn't grown my hair out to 'fro levels. The worst thing I do is undereat really, I'm pretty underweight. Maybe when I get a better job.
I know what you mean though, some people just annihilate themselves. Especially the dudes that smoke, why the fuck you would do that at this age (at all really) still escapes me.

Isn't that just an average day on Sup Forums though?

Nah we just went to different chonz.
All that's left here are shills and newfags.
Fuck the jewgle captcha.

my first console was the ps2

I feel old just seeing Sup Forums pretending to have been born in the 70s in those dumb Atari threads.
>they actually think people repeatedly said those things they found in a Google list of slang

I do the latter two but I eat fairly well and work out several times a week.

I wish I could turn mine off. I look like shit with facial hair.

Yeah some people just don't seem to give a fuck. I give a pass to the people with kids because that shit would probably age me a bit. But some people look like they're mid 30s by 25.

Nah, I'm used to this shithole already.
Young fags come and old fags go all the time, it's the Circle of Shitposting.
And I remain here, eternal.

I got friends like that. I still look late teens/early 20s when I shave, but I have a couple friends who are my age, yet look over 30. You gotta stretch out, learn to relax, and get some cardio in every couple days. Doesn't hurt that I'm a manlet though and we tend to age slower.

People kept confusing me for a teacher in high school, and I liked it, I enjoyed looking older for my age

I started getting facial hair in my last year of middle school earning the nickname whiskers, for some mystical reason I still cant get it out farther than a few centimeters but long beards are ugly anyway, I keep it trimmed to a nice stubble and it looks great

I'm the only one in my family (mother, father, and sister) who hasn't started getting early grays and it triggers me greatly

Gotta eat right.

Pfft.

The only thing that bothers me is realizing that I'm in the last generation that will remember the world pre-internet. Pretty much everyone born 1995 and later will never know the world without it. Just weird to think about for some reason.

I'm pretty sure the world is gonna self-implode in about 10-20 years so we'll prolly get a few more.
Even them thinking about how the internet changed the first world is a crazy thing. I doubt we can even conceptualize the far reaching implications it will have on the generations to come.

It's weird to me to see kids with cell phones. High schoolers didn't even have cell phones for me. It was something businessmen had.

I don't see the issue. It's just another way of getting information. Kids in the 90's would sit inside watching cable tv, kids now are hanging out after school on YT or Instagram. I get annoyed by it sometimes, then realize I would have killed to have something like an everyday smartphone back then. Closest things we had were PDA's.

>DO'H I MISSED

I think the socalization aspect of the internet is what's gonna change shit.
It might not even make much of a difference, might just impact it as much as any passing fad does, but either way it could be interesting watching the way people communicate in maybe, 30 years.

I wish I could have grown up with one of those little badass ride-on toy SUVs with music and headlights and shit

Fuck little kids, they're all faggots. They should make adult size ride-ons.

I feel it on Sup Forums sometimes, but thread subjects tend to segregate communities on Sup Forums. The people in an RTS thread and the people in a ASSFAGGOTS thread are generally going to be completely different.

Big Wheels?

I think the internet has (and will) change the world more than you realize.

Wait, wrong thing. Power Wheels is what they were called.

How? People sell stuff and hail taxis with it now. Big deal.

PS2 has pretty much been accepted as retro now.

>hate it to break it to ya user, but most of Sup Forums is compossed of underage kids
Case in point

Yeah

I want a full size one and I want to mount one of those big nerf gatling guns on it

No.

Once you take the red pill all society and culture collapses before your eyes.

>21
>Look 15
Does it get better?

I think you're forgetting social media. That little thing that most people integrate into their entire lives and can't live without.

Maybe spend more than like two seconds thinking about it, you moron. Instantaneous worldwide news and communication has absolutely changed society.

I find most people under a certain age have trouble engaging in extended conversation. They retreat to their phone whenever they feel the slightest awkwardnes.

Fucking Social Media was a mistake.

How old are you?

The majority of Sup Forums is filled with those underage faggots. I've been on the internet for more years than the majority of the userbase has been alive.

I don't use it, and it doesn't bother me when others use it. It's their business.

Late 20s. The majority of people my age didn't have cellphones in high school and that's where you learn a lot of your social skills.

No. I'm 18, in general people are annoying to talk to.
Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Please tell me this was actually published and not a edit.

>using cripplechan

Pokemon Pearl was my first Pokemon game and I prefer it to all the other gens
How does that make you feel you fucking retarded oldfag?

Get the fuck out.

This one's on me.

>.>

My first console was the Wii and I am more redpilled than all of you faggot old men put together

You're just a stupid fucking kid but like all stupid fucking kids you think you know shit.

Doesn't matter. You grew up with the internet, so you can't socialize without looking at your phone every minute. Hold me bros everything changed so fast, 2007, normies, iPhone, blah blah blah

why are you still here? isn't there a better place for older people? are we doomed to interact with generation after generation of newfags?

Like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mom's ass

shut up retard, I could beat you in a fight and fuck your wife twice as hard as you ever could

This.

You KNOW Sup Forums is full of Underage posters and lurkers when we get some e-celeb LP bull shit thread EVERY FUCKING DAY.

We used to ostracize that behavior and mods would cut them down, or at least have janitors shadow ban folk, but how the times have changed.

Not sure what you're saying there.

Oh wow and here you go proving me wrong with your extensive maturity. Do me a favour and tell your dad he should have smacked you around a little more.

>isn't there a better place for older people?
I heard the parts of usenet that are still locked are nice but
>paying for an extra service besides paying for your internet
Yeah...

Not really.

I feel old when I hear Mario and Luigi is 14 years old. Said game was new when Super Mario RPG was 7 years old (while Paper Mario was 2) and it gets a remake before the game that inspired it does or ever will.

>these people will grow up with nostalgia to phone shit and the current dlc and microtransaction ridden games of today
>they'll think it's normal and will support it


Very dark days ahead.

>get older
>haven't moved to Sup Forums yet

It's still not too late user.

>Sup Forums

>implying my first console wasn't the wii
>implying I don't post blacked threads on Sup Forums everyday

Earlier today it dawned on me that Contra 4 is already came out a decade ago.

You're in the late teenager phase. You'll move on.

>Sup Forums
Why would I want to browse Sup Forums 3.0

But I fucking despise politics.

>People that were in kindergarden when you started posting on Sup Forums are now posting among us

I'm trapped here like most other oldfags are. I should of quit around the time chanology was taking off...

why move to Sup Forums when Sup Forums came to me on all 3 of my boards?

Good goy

people that were in kindergarten when you started posting on Sup Forums are likely still in kindergarten

I was in kindergarten in 2003 and I post here legally now

I wonder what it's gonna be like when everyone who grew up in an environment where everyone had some sort of device to take pictures or record video and instantly upload it to the internet is going to turn out. I already feel bad for kids who are uploading shit on youtube and facebook with their full name before they reach an age where they truly realize just how hard that could potentially fuck them over in the future. Identity theft and blackmail is going to go through the roof a decade or two from now.

He's saying that you're part of the problem.

>/qa/ about to ruin another thread with whining about Sup Forums

Oh boi

Sup Forums needs their own chan at this point. I can go on anyboard right now and find at least 3 Sup Forums related threads.

Nah I was 10

All media has become so politicized, there's nothing anyone can do about it

People you think are Sup Forums are really just average Sup Forums posters. You'd know that if you were here before Sup Forums existed.

Anarchy is a reason to stay out of Sup Forums too.

>there are people in high school that are having sex right now, and you haven't even held someones hand before

>people born in 2000 already had more sex than you will ever have

>old guard
Cringe. Everyone's moved on with their lives, but you remain, like that one student who kept retaking the year. Get a life man. It's not an achievement to be born a few years earlier in this world.
t. 22 year old

Been here since 2005. Still a foreveralone virgin. Will probably still be posting from my death bed. Sucks ass trying to talk to the dumbass kids and normalfags on here nowadays though. Modern slang is fucking horrendous.

>8 year old nephew comes over
>play yoshi's wooly world with him
>can't play it at all

>freshman in high school
>look old enough that everyone thinks I'm a sophomore

>28 years old
>look young enough that everyone thinks I'm a senior in high school

Theres probably people in middle school having more sex than everyone on this board combined.

I was born in 82. Pretty much everything you retards say makes me feel old. I was too old to get into Pokemon. Think about that.

I've been around since 2006. No they're not. The closest analogue to what's been going on now is Chanology and that was just as cancerous.

How fucking old are you faggots? I'm 18 and I've already taken the virginity of three girls. Get a grip

>le shillary drumf 2scoopz kek pepestan leaf shia christian islam sweden cucks nazi BLACKED liberals redpill far-right commies DEUS VULT
>politics
It's all shitposting. Since Sup Forums is nothing but porn and ylyl these days Sup Forums is closer to what Sup Forums was than Sup Forums itself.

22

Also nice lie

>tfw 25 and virgin
I think I need to go to a specialist, if being a shut in wasnt bad enough my sex drive is non existant