I remember this being the number one "never ever" for console fags

Speaking of the pc version, how does it play?

I don't know, ask again.

its shit DUDE RECYCLED BOSSES THAT ARE PISS EASY LMAO

How does it play?

The number one "never ever" is and will always be Red Dead Redemption

For the most part it plays good
Its got that thing where you take more damage if the framerate's higher though. I dunno if they patched it out or not

nah thats red dead faggot

>implying anyone cares you got a port of a 7 year old game anyway

I guess it was but vanquish was a big one along with bayonetta.

but red dead sucks

They patched that

Game is a lot of fun but its very short and honestly I would probably rank it extremely low in the list of Platinum/Clover games. For me, Bayo, W101 and Viewtiful Joe are the true masterpieces, though I still haven't played God Hand.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I'll tell you after I'm done with Bayonetta.

>I remember this being the number one "never ever" for console fags
You mean like GTA5 was too?

How's bayonetta buddy?

Jap or Eng dub?

anything but english is just wrong

This. Vanquish is a footnote.

Yeah it was big 7 years ago Mustard

SEVEN YEARS

Thats like playing with Tamagotchis right just now and bragging how good they are

>tripfag is a console fag
really tantalizes my taste buds

It plays good, and they fixed the fps bug

>number one "never ever"
It was never the number one.

what if I want the fps bugs?

It plays infinitely better on PC, it's a whole new game

God Hard is still kind of shit, though. There's just too much hitscan damage. When the fuck is someone going to make a difficulty mod?

Probably my most favorite mediocre game. I sometimes replay it every now and then. Don't really care enough to buy it again on PC, though.

Melee attacks draining your entire meter will never not be retarded

It's fun. Reminds me of Metal Gear Revengence if you've played it.

Fucking hate how situational melee is thiugh.

>No one cared about this shit game until the PC community and rich got it's sloppy seconds in the form of a PC port


Well of Course!

Don't download the patch

>shit game
LOLOLOLOLOL
Stick to GofW, Summer.

You definitely don't. There were situations where you would be moving forward, an enemy would jump out of nowhere and take a shot and you would instantly go into overheating mode. What was meant to just make you jump a little instead completely drained your boost for no reason.

It made all the minor hitscan enemies in the game far more dangerous than any of the bosses or minibosses. It sucked.

>achievements for killing big enemies using nothing but melee attacks
Why would anyone do such a thing, melee attacks seem to be intended to only be used as finishers.

So I'm assuming that you played on godhard mode, right?

Better a late port than no port at all, then it would be stuck on the PS3 and 360 for the rest of time, two consoles with extremely high failure rates that will cease production in the next 2 years or so.

congrats on waiting 8 years for it, whew.

It was gta v but nice try

>Not melee attacking both big enemies at the same time
EZ

Beat it on PC on God Hard before they even patched the damage bug. Get gud. I don't think any of the enemies have a single hitscan attack in the game.

You can do that, but it's not gonna kill them, so you run in, melee attack, and then have to run and take cover until your boost comes back and you can melee again? Just seems like a really dumb challenge given the way melee works.

I will call it a true betrayal if Sega dares to port the Yakuza series to PC, then I'm truly done with them and will never buy anything from Sega again.

How the fuck did you handle the scorpion enemies on god hard?

Run in kick them into eachother and then saw them since the disc gun melee takes ammo instead of heat.

Not even being a shitposter, but I didn't appreciate Red Dead either. I found the controls and frame rates on a console to be fucking horrendous.

It's genuinely is a game that would have been glorious on PC. A real shame.

Why don't you pirate it and find out faggot.

Not gonna pirate it just gonna get bayonetta.

It's pretty good and boner inducting

why boner inducing?

She is kinda lewd. She is inspired by legends about witches, they were said to have used their hair to use their magic and that they were rather sexual in nature. But she's just teasing.

>Masterrace
>Gets a niche title a console cycle and almost ten years later

Sonybros btfo huh Bros?

PC just is the master race m8. It's inevitable. No such thing as PC never ever. 10 years later is not "Never ever", it's just lousy 10 years later. Time means nothing to the one race to rule them all.

The game has still forced mouse acceleration?

as far as i'm concerned the pc release is the first one
i don't play 30fps action games

>I remember this being the number one "never ever" for console fags

I don't understand what you're saying. do you mean:
>console players hated the game and no one wanted to play it
or
>console players insisted that the game would never be ported to PC
or
>console players mourned that they would never get a sequel

Well there were golden faces and insane levels of smug.

heard it sold like shit on PC while bayonetta showers sega with benjamins, how come?

Bayonetta was more known even before and PC fag been wanting that game for almost 10 years. Most people didn't know Vanquish was a thing even when it first came out, let alone now.