One

One.

Nothing wrong with me

TWO

Nothing wrong with me.

this guy's mannerisms made him out to be such a badass, then when you confront him you wipe him out in 5 seconds

Two.

Three?

Smart.

To be fair, the combat in both games is so shallow that you wipe most enemies out in 5 seconds.

THREE

3

WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

>this guy's mannerisms made him out to be such a badass
He's literally a midget dude.

I ain't no GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
You better think about it baby

Four.

is this hungarian?

LOL, yeah he looks like a fucking ant next to malak, not even as tall as the officers also

Bit too close this time.

You're king of weirding me out, dude.

Wait, what are we counting to? Eight, right?

Five.

Do you only communicate in numbers?

More like Calo Nerd, am I right?

I wish there was a Todd Howard shoop of this guy

He continues counting while you don't have the latest Fallout, etc. Hilarity ensues.

Six

Do go on

question, did anybody else love the first game but hate the second?

idk what it is but kotor 2 just wasnt fun

Seven.

>puts on any armor in the game

Ok, come at me Nord.

A lot of biodrones are of that opinion yeah.

I care more about everything in kotor 2, except the main character. Kreia is the main character of kotor 2

Your next line is going to be "Eight."

Eight.

I actually really liked kotor 2

lol Calo Nord more like Calo Nerd with his stupid math-counting bullshit

Nine.

Are you OK Calo? You seem different.

here it comes

Can I cum now?

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

...

Ten.

I wouldn't say Hate but I really didn't care for it and didn't enjoy it as much as KOTOR1. Since although the game basically preaches that you shouldn't adhere to one side, when playing it I thought it really really WANTED you to. There were many situations where you had to be a Lightsided carebear or a Darksided edgelord with no inbetween and it was -awful-

Also the multiple forced sections where you play as some other party member weren't very fun and only seemed to exist to actually make you play as them where as KOTOR didn't really expect you to play as anyone but the MC.

Eleven.

>There were many situations where you had to be a Lightsided carebear or a Darksided edgelord with no inbetween
Like what?

Number 1 I remember instantly is that beggar on one of those planets cities. He comes up a nd asks for money and the game railroads you into killing him or sparing him BUT ONLY IF you give him some money. You can't just tell him to fuck off and go without offering him some dosh.

>There were many situations where you had to be a Lightsided carebear or a Darksided edgelord with no inbetween and it was -awful-

that describes KotoR 1 way more than 2 wtf.

>You can't just tell him to fuck off and go without offering him some dosh.
That's literally the second option.

I actually really don't remember that choice.

Chances are cause it either loops you back to basically those two extremes or the game locks you out of choices when you're far enough on the side. Either way or neither of those though I really don't remember.

I highly disagree. You could get a lot of middle ground out of the choices in KOTOR1 that it was like playing as an excellent scalper

>Chances are cause it either loops you back to basically those two extremes or the game locks you out of choices when you're far enough on the side
It doesn't.

>Calo Nord's character design was inspired from Gunman Chronicles

Jesus. That just blew my mind.

What's it do? Post pics or webm

No it doesn't. You end the conversation with a "get lost, homeless."

It ends the conversation.

other way round for me, KOTOR one felt bland and boring as fuck, but KOTOR 2 was really interesting

If you give him money, he gets robbed. If you don't give him money, he robs someone else. Kreia scolds you either way, but the true purpose of the choice and Kreia's scolding is that you should consider your choices and their implications carefully. Kreia wants you to think and then make a choice with no regret.

>"You must think carefully of your choices."
>choices doesn't matter
Thanks Kreia.

SOMETHING"S GOT TO GIVE

KotOR 1 is a proper Star Wars game desu, you gotta play 2 with a very different mindset

Sup Forums has always liked Kotor 2 more.

Who is that?

Yeah user who is Sup Forums?

>better gameplay
>better writing
>better characters
>better atmosphere

So, uh, what does the first game do better again?

KotOR is a great map of my edgy teenage years
>do a few playthroughs of 1 and 2
>always go Dark Side because "hehehe I killed that guy hahaha"
>replay years later
>go Light Side
>turns out being good and helping people is fun as fuck

KotOR 1 is Star Wars pastiche. It's just a series of knockoffs of the classic Star Wars iconography, but otherwise feels like any other generic Bioware DnD game. KotOR 2, by contrast is cinematic, with large setpieces and flare for adventure. It far better captures the spirit of Star Wars.

I always played as a good guy in Dragon Age: Origins because it pissed off Morrigan so much.
Then I would piss on the ashes because everyone else hated that so much.
I really disliked nearly every character in DA:O.

Imagine how he gets his stuff done
>Bartender: "Hello sir may I offer you a drink?"
>Calo: "one"
>Bartender: "Alright sir, that'll be..... ah I forget..."
>Calo: "two"
>Bartender: "ah yes, 2 credits, thank you sir"
>Calo: "three" (pays 3 credits)

Three credits for a drink?
Also, that just made me realize that over thousands of years, there's no inflation whatsoever on this galactic currency, which is amazing

yes

TELL ME ABOUT CALO, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE GLASSES?

It's because 2 is an unfinished mess and tonally very different from 1. It took a while for Kotor 1 to grow on me but I couldn't stomach 2 long enough for that to happen; though I gather that probably wouldn't happen anyway, since Sup Forums mainly seems to praise 2 for its dark and mature themes compared to 1.

yes, not hate but most of the population cant give a rats ass about kotor2 because it was mediocre, boring and really forgettable and couldnt deliver star wars at all

but cool kids on the internet tend praise it to heavens because their "refined" taste and intelligence. basically hipsters of SW

They probably give +2 attack with blasters

Yeah I think it's miles better than anything else SW, because it is as different as it is and vanilla SW ain't quite for me.

As a game it's pretty flawed but it has some shining moments, Peragus is really, really good.

>im not a Star Wars fan and i think the shittiest parts of the game are great
kotor2fags in a nutshell

>i dont actually like Star Wars
yes, this is the majority of those who find kotor2 enjoyable
and also why their opinion holds no value when it comes to discussing Star Wars

Sup Forums liked Kreia more* ftfy
Kreia was one of the best written characters in Kotor 2, no surprise people enjoyed her writing.

Overcompensating manlet tbqh.

Peragus starts out interesting but it drags on way, way too long.

It doesn't help that once you finally get out, your ship gets confiscated and stolen because of someone else's incompetence and you have to go looking for it again. What kind of way is that to open an adventure?

>tfw be a good guy and Morrigan hates all your decisions
>still have a relationship and bang Morrigan every night
ALPHA

I don't know anyone who will defend Telos besides the parts with Atris

I'm a star wars fan and my favorite part was Onderon and Dxun. Fucking Madolorians and Freedon Nadd's tomb!