Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood

So what do you think of SB user

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RISE
HIGH

HIGH
ABOVE OUR RIVALS

Quite good but I'm starting to get bored due to post game lacking.

Eh, ARR levels of unbalanced jobs. Shit is a total mess right now.

Ain't gonna lie, I shed a couple tears during Oh ye wayward brothers, bereft of hearth and home

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>immersed in a cutscene
>90k error
>try to log back in
>"you are still logged in"

>Sup Forums flipflopping all over the place on DPS claims
>no hard numbers exist yet
>no actual sample size exists yet
>ACT still not working
>people are so desperate that they're trying to calculate DPS potential based on SSS dummy health
Calm your fucking tits, ladies. You're all beautiful until FFLogs says otherwise.

Except it isnt out yet.

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Striking Dummy HP - SUSANO EX SSS
Minimum DPS to beat in 3 minutes


PLD 390445 2169.14
WAR 392162 2178.68
DRK 370407 2057.82
DRG 612002 3400.01
MNK 653222 3629.01
NIN 653222 3629.01
SAM 688601 3825.56
BLM 687572 3819.84
SMN 656085 3644.92
RDM 649438 3607.99
BRD 558157 3100.87
MCH 556133 3089.63
WHM 427085 2372.69
SCH 384720 2137.33
AST 355522 1975.12
AST 355522 1975.12

1-SAM
2-BLM
3-SMN
4-MNK & NIN
5-RDM
6-DRG
7-BRD
8-MCH
9-WHM
10-WAR
11-PLD
12-SCH
13-DRK
14-AST

Kill Lyse
Fuck Yotsuyu
Marry Yugiri

>During HW first thing rebellion came with was new government system
>During SB the only thing Lyse cares about is destroying things because "something new can be created after"

>yoshi's 2 favorite jobs are top dps
no surprise

SPREAD YOUR WINGS.

SPREAD THEM WIIIIIDE

LET THEM DIIIIIIE

>steam

Nice b8 m8

Aside from the server fuckery that made it two days for me to finally clear Ala Mhigo it's been pretty great.
My preferred jobs all changed in ways I love PLD especially.

Midlander girls are Highlanders?

It can only be this

Is Gentiana from FF 15 actually in this game? Op's picture lools exactly like her, except she's not dead

>basing potential on SSS
Fuck right off.

Explain yourself

Feels good to be WHM

This is my new best friend

it is dumb because some jobs excel better at single target than others. when it comes to AoE then it's a different story and the true numbers begin to take effect

>SMN 656085 3644.92
>3-SMN

I still wanna know what kind of black magic rotation is used here. For all my experimentation so far, I still feel gimped.

>WHM above all healers AND tanks
STONE IV STRONK

BEYOND MAJESTIC MOUNTAINS

Why did he kill himself.

Autism.

The devs have no clue how their own classes work.

Case in point: MCH had the lowest target in HW as well, but the highest potential and overall DPS.

Nothing has any weight and no claims matter until ACT is fully working and FFLogs is updated.

the collectors edition mount is hideous

>PLD is literally god now.
You know I was eagerly expecting buffs but wow.

I hope 5.0 focuses on a massive scale trade war between Lolorito and Rowena

>PLD is 9 under WAR but with god tier mitigation
Really connects my synapses.

HW had better characters, MSQ and zones. SB has better dungeons, job design and probably side content.

>waaaaaaah SMN is gutted it's all SCH fault my spells hit like wet noodles waaaaaah
>SMN is only below SAM and BLM
Hopefully SMNs will finally shut the fuck up.

>"Legion's overall performance is slightly ahead of the prior expansion."

>DRG below MNK and NIN

reeeeee

1.0 limitations please understand

not to mention a lack of mechanics means classes like BLM shit out more than they actually can

Because he achieved something he presumably lived for his entire life, to momentarily gain godhood and legitimately enjoy himself fighting on a plane existence far beyond mortals. He wanted the joy that moment brought him to last forever so he took his own life on his own terms before "the stage of fools" interrupted his fun.

He was supremely selfish but Zenos was based as fuck.

LYSE IS THE WORST FUCKING CHARACTER MY GOD, I'D RATHER HAVE MORE POTATOES

they were at or just below top dps throughout hw, and were only actually kinda bad in second coil and that was years ago
smns will literally never be happy

NINJA IS AMAZING IN PVP

I'M LIKE A DUAL WIELDING GOD OF DESTRUCTION

SAM suffers from "BLM Syndrome" as well in my experience.

Left >> Right >> shit >> alone >> Lyse

I wish Lyse had died in Papalymo's stead, I'd rather travel with that potato man

Why is Yugiri so cute, lads?

>ACT still not working
It is now.

Potatoes only exist to be baked, mashed, or chopped into little bits and fried.

>everyone hates Lyse

That means I can have her, right?

>same version as yesterday
Nope.

waa waa it's not about the deeps, it's about the FEEL, clunky mage is not FUN anymore waa waa

Won't SAM get fucked by mechanics way less than the other 3 melee? Class looks easy as fuck and doesn't worry about positionals and has simple upkeep.

I don't.

I actually liked Papalymo. He was rational and had plans

She's an Au Ra. That alone makes her tip top tier already.

Anyone on primal that could wave their healing dick around for a quick A5.

Cast times.

A melee with cast times on their biggest hits.

Skin disease

Brain disease.

When to use Riddle of Fire and Brotherhood?
How is the PB opener now?

If you are a garlean soldier and is planning to share her with your brothers in arms, she is all yours.

You have positionals.

Voice

It's pretty easy, yet still fun. Most sam don't even have to try.

which is a valid complaint except they've been grousing about the same shit since forever

GIVE INTO THE HUNGER
GIVE INTO THE HUNGER
CAST OFF INIBITION
LET PASSION RUN WILD

i want to fuck her

>Au Rafag
You have great taste, user

We are all in agreement that already SB > HW, right?

yugiri hair when

>BRD above MCH again
HAHAHAHHAA

two positional's that's easy as fuck

Both are shit anyway

This. Their petite bodies makes me want to commit a crime.

Fishes and savages.

That's like saying cat shit is better than dog shit

>you will never be the Vegeta to Zenos' Goku
>you will never join the righteous empire and engage in awesome battles with your eternal rival while growing ever stronger
>you will never have a kid with a garlean woman/man who grows up to be a WoL as well and cuts Bahamut into little bits when he comes back as mechabahamut looking for revenge

except MCH doesnt provide much utility aside from the cross class while BRD provide constant crit, increased healing, big damage boosts and protection and ALSO have the cross class skills

muh deeps

Report in, Warriors!

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It's almost bizarre to think that all of these songs are in the same game. Soken is a god.

Any idea what the stat priorities are for RDM?

bring back yda

>cats shit in sand and bury it, you just have to dump in into he trash
>dogs shit on the ground and make you pick it up
Cat shit is better than dog shit though.

Huh I'm actually doing more dps percentage as WHM compared to before now

>drg is the worst dps
Damn son. And no, bard and machinist don't count as dps go away supportfags.

MCH is not a support job now, they only have refreash and TP and they are over 100s recast

drg is a support class now
to the shed with you

I've always found Au Ra and Midlanders to be the cutest in this game, so this expansion is great for me. Entire zone of cute lizards, and also cute middies like Arya in the RDM storyline.

I knew DRG was the worse melee. In pvp i couldnt solo anyone. With SAM, I won most 1vs1 except against tanks

I'm so happy I'll never be you.

I wonder the pvp iteration of smn will ever make its way into pve. But I guess baha after every dwt will be too much screen clutter.

Highlander females (or maybe in general i don't remember) didn't exist in 1.0. Neither did female roegadyn or male miqo'te.

If you went for a surprise hug, would she reject you because she thinks you'll get hurt by her scales?
How about when trying to kiss her only for her to move her face away because she doesn't want to hurt you with her horns?

lets go for a swim user

Her name is Yotsuyu
She's dead too so maybe it is her

>Hopefully SMNs will finally shut the fuck up.
They haven't shut up for four years. I don't think any hard numbers that prove they are top DPS would get them to shut up. Yoshi-p could add a system in which you can summon a full, non-egi version of every primal that one shots every raid boss and everyone has to turn around and /clap at the SMN and they would somehow still find a way to complain about that.