Realistic user in WoW

>"No, I'm sorry user. There simply isn't any way we can send you home. You'll have to make due here in Azeroth for the time being."
>"You want to become an adventurer?"
>"I'm... not sure if that's the best plan for you. You don't look like you're built for the adventuring life."
>"Well, for starters, you are far too... Lanky. And you look too frail to actually fight..."
>"Perhaps someone in Stormwind could use an assistant?"

Title says it all. Realistic Anons in World of Warcraft. No powers, no magic, no self insert God blessings shit.

This thread is shit and it's only purpose is to screencap le funny randumb posts and post them on certain websites that must not be named.

Thread's stupid but I would just level up.

That's the whole point of MMOs, you're weak as fuck first.

It's actually just for fun. Don't be a dumb cuck

You can learn magic in Azeroth just by picking up a book and studying up.
I'd just learn to toss some fireballs and make a decent living collecting bear asses in Elwynn for gold.

Wow does a bad job of displaying the average citizen.

Nothing that happens in wow would be possible without the work of the the people in the cities of stormwind and oggrimar for example.

I'd just because a rogue, learn stealth and rape the shit out of everything.

I make a pact with demons and become a warlock.

Check mate, nigger.

>level up
>realistic
user can you read?

>everyone else can level up but you can't because OP can't understand what game mechanics represent

This, though I'd probably be a priest instead.

>"Well, for starters, you are far too... Lanky. And you look too frail to actually fight..."
Fuck you Khadgar, I work out you know

I'd join the Explorer's league and points out the inconsistencies in the lore.

Only if you have the willpower and capacities.
"Magic devours the non-initiated", or something like that.

>Lanky
>Implying he wouldn't mistake most anons for a dwarf

>You don't look like you're built for the adventuring life

nigger you literally have a race of fatass chinese mongrels in both factions, don't you dare to say I can't play with you and the big boys

>implying I'm an amerimanlet

>grinding to max level in MMOs
>not a test of willpower

Do not listen to that silly mage brother.
Walk with the light and purge the world of evil today!

even these furshits have some muscle tone though.

I'd probably go try and learn basic magic. Then try advanced magic, get corrupted or something, and be a level 5 quest 'boss' enemy that is 2shotted by an adventurer in heirlooms.

It'd be a cool run though.

>"Oh but we've harnessed our weight as a center of ourselves!"
>"Your weight looks like it harnessed a couple extra kegs of brew!"
>laughing.pandas.jpg

pandaren body is more buildfat than actual fatass my dude

>*dies on his first mission and sylvannas recruits his corpes for the forsaken army*

>be a robotics engineer
>become buddies with gnomes
>share with them the knowledge of our world
>help advance the technology of the alliance
>get a gnome wife

>dark lady looks him over
>"dispose of this one. Someone already ruined it"

is that compatible with my muslim lifestyle?

>go kill 10 boars
gore thread ensues

>gnome wife laughs at dick size
>"I can make something bigger and lasts longer too!"

>grabs a gun
>one-shot a worldboss

Humans aren't corrupted as easily as other races by arcane magic, though.
>I'd probably go try and learn basic magic
But how would you do that ? The books probably aren't just available for rent at the Stormwind library (assuming it's even open to citizens), and you can't just come up to a mage tower and demand a book.

I can kill boars.

I would probably try to anally fuck a fem dranei and get killed because of that

>Get Bit by a Worgen
>Become a resto druid

Would suck having all that fur and probably will need to take flea baths, but I won't be entirely useless

Uh-huh.

>Realistic
Implying my life on Azeroth wouldn't be a straight up hero's journey with me fucking nelfs and getting gold, ending with me sacrificing myself for muh greater good.
Jk I'd probably just get drunk all the time not much different from now tbqhf.

>summon succ ubus
>enjoy that thicc ass

They hand out powerful artifacts to every schmuck with a brain stem. I think Ill be fine.

pretty sure everyone here is too much of a beta loser to handle a succubus from wow

Enjoy becoming literal cannonfooder for the burning legion

>implying it will be hard to trick virtual players into thinking that you are some super hidden quest giver who will give them super cool shit after they give you best equipment in the game
Being there not as a player has a perk of not showing up on who list as well.

>"Why aren't you flirting with another human? They don't like you?"
>"You thought because I'm an elf that I'm easier?"
>"Be gone!"

i go to stormwind and learn levitation magic

get a job at library, secure ok job for rest of life.

Just do jewlry and enjoye free golds, like in the game. then fuck goblin whores at booty bay

The big strong heroes are taking care of the Legion. I'll just hang out in booty bay and wait out the storm
>implying a contracted demon has any say in the matter

I'll move to Pandaria and learn brewing. I don't like the pandas, but I'll put up with it for the master craftsmen.

>implying I wouldn't just sign up at Northshire Abbey to become a priest
Fucking smiting fools and shit.

Is there anything worse than being some farmer in Darkshire?

I can run long distance and I'm good with animals, I think I could make it as a huntard with enough training.

I like this plan.
>Hello adventurer, I'm the super duper secret quest giver and I need you to kill 10 boars for me
>Here, take this mysterious box of nothingness as a reward while I give those pelts to the real quest giver

You need to be a strong enough warlock to handle a succubus. I doubt you'd even had the stomach to handle an Imp.

don't touch what you can't handle

>You need to be a strong enough warlock to handle a succubus
Gnomes disprove your silly theory. Fel magic and demon summoning were literally made for nerd virgins larping in robes.

gnomes are NOT virgins

>These people didn't play Vanilla

Warlocks are a very VERY dangerous class to be, because each and every demon requires a personal pact to be made with, be it a contract, or enslavement. Succubi in general were considered one of the more insidious of the demon contracts as it quite literally required gathering the still beating hearts of lesser men.

>Carry my ass to the nearest body of water
>Fish for an hour
>I am now a quadrillionheir.
>Pay a mage to turn me into a cute girl and and spend my days getting """Raped""" by orcs

Question: Is there any decent afterlife you can aspire towards in Warcraft or are you guaranteed to get corrupted and/or made into a zombie somewhere down the line?

Id try to get an apprenticeship, hope for hot female co-workers

I just realized that I would attempt to hide my personality and intelligence to have the best chance of success, maybe I should do that in the real world

I'd just fuck around with engineering all day

I played Vanilla, just not a Warlock.

The fuck is wrong with Khadgar's face? Like something always looks super off about it.

Just go for the big guns
>"If you give me armors of wrecking the world +100 so i can outfit my armies you can join me on interspace oops i said too much haha forget it fucking super fast breeding space monsters will kill us all anyway"
>5 minutes in everyone's rushing to give you super armors of wrecking the world thinking it's some starcraft tie-in super dungeon

ghost runs

>have a credit card in my wallet when transported
>use it to buy gold
Oh wow look at all these items

reminds me of when I used to summon infernals and doomguards and let them go wild in ironforge. classic

>regular ol' grain farmer
>sleeping soundly in my bed with my wife
>suddenly woken up by what appears to be two men arguing about cooking
>one of them leaves in a huff
>finally, go back to sleep
>five minutes later the prince of Lordaeron kicks in my door and starts raping me with a warhammer right in front of my wife

Being some citizen in Theramore, or in Lakeshire. Unlike Westfall and Darkshire, Lakeshire doesn't even have a trained militia to protect you.

If the Light likes you enough, it protects you from undead resurrection.

I'd become a tinker working with gnomes or human engineers probably. My only advantage is tech knowledge not native to Azeroth.

If that doesn't work I'd probably be a peasant carrying lumber or maybe a footman.

REDDIT

m8 you can level up in real life, I grind str every other day

Pretty sure that if you believe in the Light hard enough it can literally do anything for you.

Well the imp was simple enough. You just had to beat it with a stick until it told you to stop.

The succubi quest required going to both continents, killing a human and an undead, taking their hearts, and then making a pact with a succubus who refuses to work with someone who can't beat her slut ass into submission.

they removed the fly legs? I guess that was inevitable, it's still a tiny compromise

...

kekeke

Great warriors get to duke it out in Valhalla
Demonic servants get pulled into the Nether for suffering
Regular dudes are embraced by the Light and experience peace for eternity
Zombies get kicked out to the Void for megasuffering

>Zombies get kicked out to the Void for megasuffering
This is more or less the truth. Sylvannas is terrified of the megasuffering which is why she keeps spamming Val'kyr to stall it.

>Zombies get kicked out to the Void for megasuffering
That seems terribly unfair!

>trying to make a pact with a succubus right away

To be fair, the Valhalla thing is more for vrykul warriors than other races warriors.

>That moment where the low level tries tagging it

I don't think an imp is going to give very good succ

The Light doesn't want to deal with burning your ass to a fine crisp every instant of eternity just for existing in the same vicinity

>Tfw you spend your childhood grinding stats in video games and your adulthood grinding stats in real life

The long and short of that explanation is because Odyn didn't recognize the valor of lesser, smaller races because they pragmatically could not match the strength of the Valarjar.

During Legion, he doesn't so much "Change his mind" as much as he comes into contact with a lesser race's warrior example that actually matches and surpasses the Valarjar.

pretty sure you don't go to wowhell if you kill yourself after you get raised

Valhalla

>Portal opens in the sky
>Fall to my death into a mountain
>Wake up as a Forsaken
>I have dulled emotions, none of my 5 senses and worms are crawling out of every orifice
>They tell me I can either serve the banshee queen or die
>Ask them how things got like this
>They tell me the Lich King made a bunch of undead who turned around and got revenge on him for making them undead.
>Call them out on the hypocrasy
>They scoff and tell me its completely different because I am being give a CHOICE on if I want or be a slave or die.
>Tell them to fuck off
>They kill me
>Wake up
>The Death Knights have risen me to fight the legion
>OH GOD DAMMIT
>but hey, I have emotions now, I can feel things, this brand of the curse is much better
>They inform me that the Forsaken stole one of their brothers and they are working to spring the fucker
>HELL YEAH RIDE OR DIE

>still beating hearts of lesser men.
big deal. you kill lesser men by the truck loads just at level 1

>Wake up as a Forsaken
>he didn't just run back to his corpse

You do
The Forsaken that give you the option to neck yourself or join don't tell you because either they don't know that either or they don't give a fuck, there's always more corpses to offer their cult leader slut elf

Do you have a class? Can you equip gear? Can you level up and learn abilities? Can you resurrect?

Ultimately almost all of the power in WoW comes from equipment, but the equipment is class and level locked, so if you can't "level" you can't equip anything, so you'll never be able to be more than a starting area peon no matter who you are IRL.

do you have a single fact to back that up

funny, if I knew programming I'd make an app that tracks your workouts and gave you exp every time you did them

Lore wise not everyone gets to run back to their corpse, only heroes.

>spend your childhood grinding stats in video games
>too socially anxious to join raids or rated PVP

>spend your adulthood grinding stats in real life
>too socially anxious to join fun social events or start a career

Westfall, here I come.

Happened to Sylvanas when she died and there's no contradicting evidence

anyone with game meta knowledge does. that would be us

HUH

>Be socially awkward
>Stay away from group content because of this.
>Become adult
>get job in retail
>Learn how to interface with people
>Still absolutely terrified of getting on mic with people or tanking a dungeon

Sometimes you just have to accept that you are a beta.

yeah but she hurt innocents and stuff

I know I've maxed out swimming at least.