Why is this game so fucking slow?

Why is this game so fucking slow?
Why do the monsters take forever to kill?
Why do the monsters keep running away?
Why does it take me a whole hour to finish one goddamn mission?

Uggggggh worst 30 Bucks I've purchased yet

>buying currency

Monster hunter thread

I enjoy the charge blade, what about you Sup Forums?

binyot get out

I got a 2DS just to play monhun (fell in love with Tri on WiiU) but the screen is just too small for my tastes. I liked the game but I dropped it because of that.

Because you're bad.
Because you're bad.
You would run away if some idiot was trying to kill you too
Because you're bad.

>Pick up this game after Worlds footage impressed me
>having fun
>the towns and the caravan are really comfy
>having fun with the switch axe and gun lance

I just beat the Nerscylla. Game is p good so far. Wish I got it when it came out so I wouldn't have to suffer dead online.

Gore Magala is the best monster in the series
Best fight with a great contrast between phases, good theme, solid hitboxes, even had a major story purpose

Monhun is back on contemporary consoles again, so it won't be an issue anymore.

The online is dead? I find rooms easier in 4U than I do in Gen.

XX is coming to Switch and MHW to PC/PS4
Have patience

Explain to me the appeal of Monster Hunter
I unironically agree with all these points

Is it? I just took a quick look online and there seemed to only be a few years with level 100+ people. I'd rather not everything die in 2 hits. I love actually fighting the creatures.

Advanced Thread:
Monster Hunter!

To kill the monsters with your weapons
That's literally it

If you don't like it or dislike how it plays, that's ok
MonHun is one of the most 'gameplay' series out there

High-investment combat where positioning and timing actually matter.

I'm pretty sure you can search for rooms by rank.

Is there any footage of the Gun Lance in MHW yet?

I'm interested in that, the Hammer, and the Bow Guns. Just getting back into 4U after having barely touched it since getting it. I really like the concept of the GL but it feels super easy to whiff thrusts with it. Hammer is easy and feels good to smack monsters with it. Feel like not playing on a New 3DS is hampering my ability with the bow guns (are those still for sale? Might pick one up).

I remember I managed to get the Jaggi mask in 3U so I might try and get it again in this one.

Hammer you say?

So, whats the condition to active this anime move my man?

You can only doing it while sliding down sloped terrain, I guess. It's not really that anime.

It seems to be that you just have to walk up to a monster. This is somehow fine compared to having to wail on a monster for a couple of minutes to charge up enough on your bar to use a single move as in generations. Nope. Not anime at all

Probably letting go the R-bumpers as you slide down. Keep in mind that style-exclusive moves are now integrated into the main moveset.

just about anything that isn't that clunky piece of shit gunlace

I couldn't use any weapon after using the Charge Blade, it was pretty much my dream weapon. Everything about it is perfect, from the animations, usefulness, versalitiy, it's like it was made for me.

New monster hunter fan here. Just got Monster Hunter Portable 3rd HD Ver. for PS3! Anyone else have this? The graphics are quite spiffy, it's in Japanese but I am getting by on 2 things:

1. Youtube videos of the English fan-patched PSP version running in an emulator. Helps with the menus and identifying who's who in town.

2. General knowledge from playing MHFU on my Vita.

You wanted it to be mind numbingly easy with missions that could be done in less than ten minutes?

forgot to mention it can use a 3D TV. Haven't tried it yet tho. I have a Sony PlayStation 3D Display

I have it too, played the game before on an emulator with an english patch so kind of had a decent idea of what everything was, but still had to use wikis every now and then.

I need to re-evaluate my feelings towards XX CB. It's not the same Element Powerhouse as it used be anymore but at the same time, I feel I'm missing out alot about that version of CB.

nice. maybe i should try it in PPSSPP as well!

>Thread hasn't devolved into console war shitposting yet

Didnt Japan say they had no plans to localize XX?

Having no comment on the matter does not equal not doing it at all.

Whether they do or not changes little
It just decides whether or not I get cat puns

You'll get Farkalos

pls no

My mistake. At e3 Capcom said they have no plans to localize XX at this time. So hopefully soon

Switch Axe!

>positioning and timing actually matter
Too bad MHW is doing away with that

Methinks they're gonna do it soon after or near the release of World so that game can have the spotlight. One step at a time and all that.

I can't wait to play Monster Hunter on the big screen, I know you could do it with WiiU but it seems that CemU can't run it on the PC

There is always our magnum opus...

Who the fuck care about XX when there is announcement for MHW

>Cemu still can't run it
The suffering continues

WHY

THOSE FAGGOTS MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE IT WORK FUUUCK!

magnum opus?

you mean freedom unite and 4u?

Are there any webms of the GS in Worlds? I didn't watch the whole demo but I remember seeing the guy pivot a bit in the middle of a charge attack.

>tfw playing FU in PPSSPP, then copying the save over to my PSP and playing it on the go
It's the same comfy feeling I want with Switch MH.

...

In FU and Portable 3rd? You start the game and kill shit. In Tri and beyond? You sit through people talking then FINALLY are allowed to kill shit. Then you just keep killing shit, using their body parts to forge new shit in order to kill bigger shit. Also you can hunt shit with your friends which is very fun.

>no blood splatter
Fuck this censored shit

Someone didn't watch the stream.

That was just a shitty Gamespot article to rile people up even more

Wait for World user, it has epic fast-paced Western action.

How the heck is that guy staying on the side of its head without using his hands, while swinging around a great sword?
In 4U at least, you got a knife and a free hand to hold on with.

Hey Gunlance is my weaponfu

kys please

see

What is the best MH game to play offline?

Fuck. I just forgot about that, too.

They're all pretty good to play offline.
If you take your time and get good gear you can also solo online quests.
Probably not the downloadable ones but High Rank and G Rank should be soloable

Now that we have more info on Worlds with a few videos showing off the game what are you excited about?

If that's a... Anjanath or whatever, when can we see our normal monsters like jho.

Who cares if you can pirate it with tl

Swinging high into the sky and listening to that DELICIOUS crunch when my hammer hits the bitch ass Rathalos in his bitch ass face.

I recently started a new character to learn how to use the bow, since it seemed fun, and some people say it is kinda OP. So far I'm enjoying it, but I still can't manage to secure good distances to shoot safely without the monster jumping me or shooting me with it's laser. Well, i hope I can git gud, I would hate to be a melee-only fag.

But he's so cute! How could you harm something so adorable?!

My biggest worry about World is the size of the map concerning Rathalos. His pussy ass flying up out of reach while shooting fireballs that always miss and his dumbass never-miss aerial tackle...In a HUGE map with plenty of room for him to run away. Ugh.

Comfy tent time between hunts

I'm till discouraged about the fact that you can freely change weapons mid-hunt, the hook, and how they decided to turn the game from boss rush to lure-and-kinda-hit the monster.

I love playing 4U but the game tires me out fairly quickly, i usually only get an hour in. But damn is it fun

How long has it been since we started disguising monster hunter general threads as shitposting?

I honestly don't see why giving you the option to change weapons mid fight will be a bad thing.
>Pick a weapons that's fun against one monster
>A different monster comes to play
>Not really a fun weapon to fight that monster
>Change weapons to make the other fight enjoyable
Happen way too many times.

>I'm till discouraged about the fact that you can freely change weapons mid-hunt

I wouldn't worry about that. I think you can swap out armour sets too I think so this means you'll be able to wander around with your gathering gear set(gotta carry those eggs user!) and then when the monster is found or so you can switch out to your fighting set.

Besides don't tell me you never forgot or brought the wrong hot/cold drink before.

>they'll never bring back underwater fights

I think I'm the only one who misses them

Being able to play Bowgun with a decent controller or even mouse+kb. Mouse+kb bowgunner or bow is an interesting concept. Might really change how I play. Usually I use the Longsword or Insect Glaive in 4u. But in 3u on the wiiu i played bowgun/bow. Was really satisfying on controller but hell on the 3DS.

I like them too desu

its engaging because if you lose focus you'll die

the practice is only a few days younger than the /vg/ board
you can guess why /vg/ was created in the first place

Has it confirmed to be any weapon from your inventory while on a hunt do if you put them in some sort of pre-select inventory you set up before hunts? For years I had been asking the ability to change weapons at the item box instead of going back to my house or whatever so this could be a nice substitute.

You have a graple hook in mhw, probably its attached to the hunter's belt

playing FU for the first time. small monsters are fucking brutal in this game and plesioth is cancer. still a good game though, much better than 4U. loving these flat maps