Remember when "Samus is a gril" was a little surprise that they included at the end of Metroid?
Remember when Samus was the only female character who could get away with wearing fully concealing armor?
But now they have to reference the fact that Samus is a girl every 5 seconds, and even created a separate version of Samus without armor, wearing the same, generic, "female video game character" clothing, instead of the gender-neutral armor in the first game.
Has Nintendo gone too far?
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>making up shit that didn't happen
Oh-peeeeeeeee!
[audible laugher]
That's my faggot!
[jazz solo plays us off]
>Samus is a gril
As long as she's the right kind of gril I tell ya hwat.
*cackles like a tropical bird*
Smash isn't Metroid, faggot.
Also
>skintight bodysuit
>generic in vidya
No.
it's true
Smash Samus is canon for Metroid too buddy.
Either way, it's Nintendo's doing and has nothing to do with the series, it's the character itself that they did this too.
Yeah, I agree. OP is in fact; a faggot.
OP is always a faggot it's the rule, but what do you think about the point made?
Being canon or not doesn't change that anything in the OP doesn't happen in any of the games.
>I've never played Metroid
Because one, it's not a fucking surprise so there's honestly no point in hiding it.
And two, it's marketing reasons. Sexy girls sell better in Japan so if they market her as a sexy girl she'll "maybe" get more sales in the East. "Maybe"
Also keep in mind that Samus being a girl as basically a joke and nothing more. I think another reason they don't care is because it wasn't a political statement to begin with.
Also, when you really look at Samus' old armor, you can kinda see some feminine features. They're fairly subtle, yeah, but still noticeable.
>Other M
Who gives a shit about a non-game.
Here's my point.
I'm just saying that it's good Samus was at least "allowed" to wear armor, but they will continually defacing the character.
But Samus wore a bikini under her suit in the old games, how is that any different?
>It happens in universally the worst game so it happens in every game.
Literally the only other game with anywhere near that amount of ZS screen time is Zero Mission and it's honestly one if the best parts of the game because it makes you feel vulnerable as fuck so once you get your suit back you feel like a god.
The fans pretty much lapped the game up and praised it because of all the Samus lewd porn that came from it. And don't any of you even try to imply otherwise. I've seen the 5000000+ Metroid threads that devolved into Samus porn dumps, sprinkled with Metroid: other M fanfiction. Or does "remodel your shithole" not wring a bell?
Cause she at least had armor (not the "armor" that other girls have) which doesn't happen these days.
And they didn't make it a big deal throughout the whole game that the protagonist is female.
It's stupid.
He seems to think that having Samus wearing her armor 24/7 makes her a strong character; when her being "powered-down" and forced to fight with just her Zero Suit shows the exact opposite.
>But now they have to reference the fact that Samus is a girl every 5 seconds, and even created a separate version of Samus without armor, wearing the same, generic, "female video game character" clothing, instead of the gender-neutral armor in the first game.
Wow, Smash Bros and Other M. Great examples. One is a non-canon fighting game between multiple franchises and the other is critically panned for being a broken and lackluster piece of shit.
There's no basis to OP's argument and it boils down to "waaaa she has tits and womanly features cover her up". Hence, OP is a complete and utter faggot.
>Here's my point.
What does any of that have to do with her armor?
Oh, it's ACfag.
Nevermind.
OP is a fag that thinks new Metroid games will be made like the worst received one because he's retarded, sage and ignore.
Really makes you think
>It gave us porn to we must have liked it!
I fucking hate Overwatch and yet I'll still fap to the characters. That means jack and shit.
Also, why are we not allowed to find Samus attractive? Can we really not like a character because she's badass and attractive?
Also, "remodel your shithole" is used as a joke more than anything.
>Also, why are we not allowed to find Samus attractive? Can we really not like a character because she's badass and attractive?
When every single Metroid thread devolves into people talking about that and nothing else, while dumping rape doujins of Samus and ridley and not!Demoman, then no, you're not allowed to find her attractive because you're ruining my time discussing the game. you want to talk about how much you want Samus to smash your balls and fart on you? go do it somewhere else. I'm sure /d/ and /aco/ will gladly accommodate you.
It's not ACfag. You can tell by the lack of redit spacing.
There's another Metroid thread with reasonable discussion going on right now. Since you like whining so much, I'll be happy to prove your point.
Ladies and gentlemen; Metroid XXX decensored and colorized
There's a whole new level of faggotry going on in this thread. Good job OP.
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>Tfw you honestly don't give a fuck about whether or not Samus is sexualized or not and just what a spacey shooty-shoot non-linear platformer with deadly alien McGuffins and space dragons
>once you get your suit back you feel like a godyoutube.com
Just remember OP, you chose to be a fag. This is on you.
it's just another day for Sup Forums really.
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i really really like this image
>which doesn't happen these days
The last metroid game was 13 years ago. "These days" doesn't even apply to metroid, at least until the new ones come out next year.
Save it hombre. With gusto
You fucked up man, remodelling your shithole is missing
This. Move along guys nothing to see here.
>Get the suit back
>Triumphant get item music plays
>Get the gravity suit and those other power ups that you couldn't use until now
>This fucking remix starts playing
This shit honestly surpassed the Mother Brain fight in Super Metroid for me. It was hype as fuck and I loved every second of it.
Really? anyways you forgot page 5
Why does she hold her cannon with the other arm? Isn't it better to just use a gun at that point? What the fuck is the point
why not just have two cannons, and no hands?
>mods in charge of banning
Step up fags, Toady ain't going anywhere.
While you're reading this; allow 6th gen to be discussed on /vr/.
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>Risks banning
>Still hasn't uploaded page 5
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Because it's more fun that way.
How the fuck can she grab ledges with no hands? Stop being an idiot and fuck off. Also how does she *forget* how to morph into a ball every god damn game. Where do all the Missiles and Bombs go? Does she throw the good suits out of the window when she leaves the planet? Why haven't they simply nuked SR388 from orbit yet? Where does she store 250 missiles in that suit? No sense.
Smash is about kids playing with Nintendo action figures. The fights are literally kids going "pew pew lazers!" With Fox.
they are master hand and crazy hand
4 cannons and no arms or legs then?
>shit that didn't happen
But that literally happened. OP is correct in that it was a surprise at the end of Metroid, which was also hidden behind a time trial. Compare that to Other M. Or hell, even Fusion.
Someone post the shithole remodel comic
>Saved page 5 before deletion
Who else here believed that Marth was a girl as a kid? Because every friend I played melee with at the time told me that.
You need opposing thumbs to grab shit and handle tools you mongoloid
>the fights are literally kids going "pew pew lazers!" with fox.
that's what video games are in the first place user.
she can turn into a ball though
We've come full circle.
Balls don't have hands
I wasn't talking about that one. I was wanting the MS paint one.
Samus is great because she's a walking tank who loves saving the galaxy and doesn't need no man. The Zero Suit is neat in the context of the Metroid remake but I hate that ZSS has become her own character.
>I sell TUUUUUUUUBES and TUUUUUUUUBE accessories
My demands are to be met, or I'll keep dumping this mediocre comic.
>Bring moot back. Slant moot is trash
>Delete /qa/, and just for shits and giggles, ban everyone on /jp/
>Allow 6th gen discussion on /vr/
>Actively ban consolewar threads and posters on sight (i.e. do your fucking jobs)
>Give me a reason to live
You have 10 minutes, gentlemen.
Moar plz
>allowing 6th gen discussion on /vr/
we don't negotiate with terrorists, go fuck a goat
>Allow 6th gen discussion on /vr/
Not in a million years
My sister thought he was a girl, that's why she always chose him whenever we played smash as kids. She was in disbelief after she found out the truth.
Also, stop deleting LOL threads.
ACfag, shut the fuck up already. This exact same schtick every single time, always the same notes in the same pattern. Go shit all over a Zelda thread or go into a Sony thread and whine about movies.
Eight goddamned years, dude, eight goddamned years.
>Smash
>Marth
>as kids
Yes. Are you implying that I'm underageb8?
I'm 18
STOP THINKING REEEEEEE
>When every single Metroid thread devolves into people talking about that and nothing else, while dumping rape doujins of Samus and ridley and not!Demoman
There's a thread up right now that doesn't have that.
Melee came out almost 16 years ago, it's nearly old enough to post on Sup Forums itself.
As much as I hate to admit that's it's been that long, someone who was five when Melee came out is now legally able to purchase and consume alcohol in the United States.
m8 I'm fucking 26 and played Melee as a kid
It was the same for me except the opposite for Samus. I had never played Metroid you see.
I WANT TO MARRY LUCINA