Intentionally lose at fighting game when playing against a friend

>Intentionally lose at fighting game when playing against a friend
>He verbally abuses me whenever he wins

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>being a faggot

>Not enjoying someone verbally dominating you

Gay bro

The only good type of verbal domination is a futa verbally dominating another futa while fucking them.

Futa sucks

It's for faggots in denial, even furry is better than futa

Futa on futa is objectively the straightest form of porn, furfag.

h-hot

>Futa on futa is objectively the straightest form of porn

It's gayer than yaoi you homo

I bet you fap to feet too

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adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

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Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

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Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex

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Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
‘homosexual desire’
A person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

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sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

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a person who is sexually attracted to people of the same sex and not to people of the opposite sex

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adjective
The definition of homosexual is people who are sexually attracted to individuals who are the same sex, or it is something related to sexual attraction to someone of the same sex.
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A bar that is primarily frequented by gay men and gay women is an example of a homosexual bar.
noun
Homosexual is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to someone of his or her own sex.

>Futas are hermaphrodites and thus not male
>Therefore sexual attraction to futa isn't homosexual for they are not the same sex

Let's use a scale to determine how homosexual or not homosexual types of pornography would make a person be if they were to be sexually attracted to.
0 would be standard heterosexual porn.
1 would be homosexual porn of the same sex as the viewer.
-1 would be homosexual porn of the opposite sex as the viewer, as it is essentially is absolute sexual attraction to a sex that is not the same.
Hermaphrodites make up 1.7% of the world population, and for the sake of convenience, let's have the remaining 98.3% be evenly split between males and females, which would be 49.15%.
Finding the average would be adding -1 multiplied by the percentage converted to a standard decimal it would be absolutely not gay to, 0 multipled by the percentage it would be straight to (which means we can ignore this equation as 0 x anything = 0) and 1 multiplied by the percentage of the population it would be homosexual to then divided by 100 to find where it lands on the scale.
Yuri and Gay porn would be gay to females or males respectively, and not gay to hermaphrodites and the opposite sex.
-49.15 + -1.7 + 49.15 = -1.7
-1.7 / 100 = -0.017
Futa on male and Futa on female would be straight to the sexes involved and absolutely not gay to the sex not involved.
-49.15 + 0 + 0
= -49.15 / 100
= -0.4915
Heterosexual porn would be -0.017
Futa on futa is absolute not gay to female and males, and gay to hermaphrodites
=-49.15 + -49.15 + 1.7
= 96.6 / 100
= -0.966
Ergo futa on futa is objectively the straightest porn on average. If you claim otherwise you are objectively wrong and incapable of understanding basic facts and definitions. :^)

fucking faggot, verbal abuse is the least he should do, he should pin you down and fuck your tight little hole and make you squirm and beg and plead with him, but he won't stop, he just keeps calling you a worthless pathetic little thing, to be used and abused.

doesn't change the fact that you like dick user. Stop denying your homosexuality

>doesn't change the fact that you like dick user.
Except I don't like dick, no one was mentioning dick except you. Sounds like you're just a homosexual and projecting.
>Stop denying your homosexuality
Stop projecting your homosexuality onto objectively heterosexual men like myself.

autism

I want a friend who will be kind to me, I don't like the kind who are mean to me...

Still objectively correct. :^)

what are futas?

Hermaphrodites.

wrong

That's Futás, not Futas.

You fap to penis, that's gay

...

when someone protests this much that they aren't gay, the only conclusion I can come to is that you are gay as hell, son

And if you masturbate to male x female, you're masturbating to a penis still, are you retarded?

>verbally abusive bf who's good at fighting games says he wants to play with you sometime

when someone protests this much that some random dude is gay, the only conclusion I can come to is that you are gay as hell and projecting like a crazy motherfucker

Who says he doesn't?

But it feels good to be insulted in a jokey way

your post is pretty cringy

Only if he'll kiss me and tell me he loves me and wasn't serious afterwards...

>Intentionally lose while giving him tips to get better
>He starts beating you even when you're trying to win
>Can barely manage 1 win every 10 matches even when I'm trying my hardest now

TOO LEWD

That logic is deeply flawed. Throwing out modern identity politics and just using the regular Gender Binary that has worked since time began, hermaphrodites don't consist of their own seperate gender/sex. They are expressions of both. So if a male is sexually attracted to one that make is gay. If a woman is a attracted to one, they are gay.
Tl;dr you're a closeted faggot

Futa x futa has double penis so it's double gay

holy shit the mental gymnastics

>not lolidom

He deserves a gold medal

>HAHAHA I'm gay, I'm anime, and l-lewd xD kekwewlad.

how did you know my fantasy user?

>pick a healer in a team game
>don't heal at all
>"fuck you you fucking piece of shit"

>tfw play old fightcade games and dabble in some anime games
>tfw good enough where I body all my "friends" (I'm a loser and they can't stand my presence) irl 50-0 with footsies and tech
>choke artist online

anyone else know this feeling

>Lose against a friend
>He forces you to crossdress and sit his lap

>lose against friend
>he makes you paint your nails and grow out your hair

>bring a bottle of vodka to my friend's place
>start playing Mortal Kombat X
>whenever someone loses he has to take a shot

I'd crossdress and sit in his lap either way...

Should have reminded yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

...

this is literally like one of those dujins where the dominatrix gets btfo all of a sudden and the dick wins

I RECOGNISE THAT ASS

>you play with these people
How nightmarish

what is it plz?

Why do none of you sissies live near me. It's not fair.

Where do you live?

Source

sauce?

s-sauce

Where do you live?

I want a small cute boyfriend to love forever and spend my life with!

>ITT

Even if qts lived near me, the problem is I'm a shitskin and no one likes that. Life is truly cruel.

I asked first, please tell me...

>Playing KoF at an event
>Beating scrubs
>Little kid wants to play against me
>I let him take down two of my characters
>Retard starts saying I'm garbage and I'm losing to a kid who never played the game

...

Wait.... what?

I fap to futa as well dude. I realize it's gay, so I just hide my power level from normies, but dont come here and try to justify your faggotry.

Hes a darkie, don't do it!

These threads are disgusting.

Sorry, I wouldn't date a black guy...
I don't think he was the first person that asked.

That hurts user, it hurts so much.

Im not him, but where are you from!

...

You should go first.

Bleach your skin? Date a race fetishist?

It has double the vaginas too cancelling it out.

My friends are all tournament tier at mortal Kombat/injustice and get shitty with me when I don't wanna play or sit there and practice Infront of them.
Why are fighting game players the worst?

What's wrong with you people?

I would if it was painless and I don't come out looking weird. No race fetishist is a qt trap/twink, just standard gay men.

You know where I love, and I know where you live, we do this everytime.

...

Where do I live then, smarty?

Florida! Specially the western part!

>show friend the LTG "I'll be that monkey" video
>every time I beat him I yell "YOU DON"T POSSES THE GOD GENE!"

Futa on futa has an extra focus of penis, male x female is not gay because it's the norm.
Futa on female is the only form of futa I'm buying the explanation on how it's not gayer than male on female.

>HAHA LE GAY ANIMU POSTER LE LEWD GAY DICKS GAY TRAPS (NOT GAY) FEMININE DICKS GAY CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE GAY THINGS GAY BOIPUCCI SO GAY LMAO EBIN BAZINGA
time to fuck off

No, sorry..

Shit... California?

>somewhere out there there are tens of submissive anons you could abuse
>you will never meet them

Literally why go on living

No, not there either...
You shouldn't abuse us! You should be nice and love us!

I can abuse you and love you.

...

The love better outweigh the abuse in that case.

Then I have no idea. You should tell me where you're from, maybe we can arrange headpats and handholding!

I have an RL friend who is open about wanting to be fucked wearing women's clothing and he's a subby bottom who has a cute reimu cosplay. Problem is he's underage. What do?

The abuse is only in bed and then we cuddle to make it ok and I make a mean breakfast.

>tfw horrible acne on ass
>no guy will ever think "nice butt" and decide to pound me

these fucking faggot threads are killing this website

I'm kind of embarrassed to say... What if someone I know is in this thread?
Okay, I expect lots of hand holding and kissing!

Chinzuriina

Then they're homos and want a boyfriend! You have nothing to worry about, except headpat and handhold overload.

How underaged?

first day on the interwebz?

If it's a nice butt it's a nice butt, acne or no acne.