Launch a game on steam

>launch a game on steam
>*PLIM* *PLIM* *PLIM*

the fuck is a plim?

u wot
are you talking about team fortress too

>having steam '''''''''friends"""

>doesn't close all of his quotations
Wanna know how I know you're American?

>Launch a game on Nintendo
>*BING* *BING *WA-HOO*

...

>Launch a game on Nintendo
>*PLING* *WAHOO* *LET-A GO!''

>types in arabic
wanna know how i know youre european?

>launch a game on PS4
>reminders to turn your cell phone off during the movie

FUCK YOU!

This is what I get for not auto-updating.

>not having a sicilian shitposter friend spam Iron Maiden lyrics whenever you boot up a game

First off those are ' not "
2ndly what do you mean "close" a "quotation"?

>*Blockes*

>launch game on Origin
*plop* *plop* *plop*

>launch mario game
>BAH BAH BAH BoH BAH BAH

FEAR OF THE DARK
FEAR OF THE DAAAAAAARK

Hilarious and original.

>Launch a game on OUYA
>Error 404

>launch a game on Xbox One
>please insert disc

>Feel like playing a game I haven't touched in a while
>It ends up starting a massive update download that I can't skip

>Launch thread on Sup Forums
>Toilet noises

>launch Friday the 13th
>DUUUH DUH DUH DUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DA DA DADADA

>launch a game
>*PLIM*
>"fag1: haha why are u playing that shitty game"
>fag1 is now playing Dota 2

>launch skeleton
>game has a bone to pick with you

God dammit, I can hear it, but I can't remember what game makes that noise.

>That steam "friend" who mailed you a 2 page long essay abou what a shitty person you are after you blocked him.

>Punctuation after the quotation
i shiggy diggy

Did you do it because he was annoying and autistic? Did you at least have tact or was it heavy handed and sudden?

He was annoying and autistic i can assure you that.