Elder Scrolls IIIIII: Hammerfell

>Elder Scrolls IIIIII: Hammerfell
>Be a prisoner on a slave ship off the coast of Stros M'kai
>Thalmor at war with the Redguards
>After making your way to shore, you discover you have an inept ability for sword-singing
>you later find out you are the Pelinaline, reincarnation of the Whitestrake and it is your duty to REMOVE ELF
>You meet the ghost of Frandar Hunding who teaches you how to channel your shehai
>You improve your shehai through discovering "sword walls" scattered throughout the lands
>You team up with the remnants of the ancient Ansei and eventually become their leader
>During the final quest, you walk across the seas to Alinor and sink the entire Altmer homeland into the depths of the ocean with your mind

give me ONE (1) good reason why this wouldn't be GOTYAY.

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why are redguards the most underrated race, vee?

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>iiiiii

Nice american education, friendo

>inept ability

Sounds fun.

>give me ONE (1) good reason why this wouldn't be GOTYAY
Bethesda are making it

>give me ONE (1) good reason why this wouldn't be GOTYAY.

The elves are supposed to win.

Why couldn't you come up with something other than dragon shout 2.0? user, surely you are smarter than that.

>give me ONE (1) good reason why this wouldn't be GOTYAY.
gamebryo?

this
i don't think you know what the word inept means

>give me ONE (1) good reason why this wouldn't be GOTYAY
That's legit just skyrims plot.

bro i dont even know what word i was going for there. implicit maybe? i don't know. fuck off with your smug anime reaction gif because it's making me feel bad.

Fuck that.

I don't even want to see the rest of TES universe

Because it sold the best. So they will do it again

>Elf-hating robot from the future gets reincarnated
there's your reason
I don't see the Numidium suddenly getting a soul and having it given flesh

innate

sorry but you were maybe thinking of the word, adept.

TES VI is never ever happening

yeah that's it. sometimes i just outright forget words. it ruins me as a public speaker.

It will never happen. Skyrim will be re released again. Paid mods are the iv drip that will keep life pumping into it.

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I hope you can side with the elves to purge the kangz

The well of Skyrim rereleases has to run dry some day, surely after the three different versions in this 12 month period people are gonna get suck of the fucker.

Crafting will suck

"and then, from the heavens, came a furious shout. "PAID MODS" billowed Todd Howard, and the near lifeless body of Skyrim was filled with new life."

give me ONE (1) good reason why gamebryo is bad.

I love how yuropoors take blatant jokes seriously. You guys really are morons.

I'll give you six
>Elder Scrolls
>Hammerfell
>Thalmor
>Redguards
>Sword-singing
>Sword Walls

end your wondering, plebeians

I heard they're not even working on it at the moment. They're doing some new games.

>REMOVE ELF
b-but it's the third era!

Whats the deal with sword-singing?

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sword-singer

Here you go user

high rock and hammerfell call it
the Elder Scrolls VI: Daggerfall II

because the next game will be called Elder Scrolls VI: Histerics

What's the deal with Sword Singing?
You don't sing swords, you suck cocks, like the quarter-inch Toddler.

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>sword swinging
So basically you're saying that you're pretty much always stuck with a sword user build? Sounds like a fucking awful role playing game.

holy shit, Sup Forums doesnt like multiple spaces at all. i expected it to fuck my shit up, but this is practically illegible

>swinging
>being illiterate
but your version seems more true to recent bethesda pigeon-holing

Nice try, Toddler. You're almost as sad as Randy, although he's at least human sized, instead of being a hot pocket

also i just read the wiki on sword-singing and youd be correct anyway. but what kind of faggot doesnt use swords except on 0 INT 10000 STR builds

so basically you get to be EMIYA with the sword summoning shit

i'd play it but only because I like EMIYA

It's "singing", you ill-advised illiterate Italian idiot. It's like sword swallowing, but instead of swallowing, you sing them.

I wonder how good of a sword singer Rick Astley is. Like homing swords?

is there an equivalent of the uchiha in the elders scrolls?

Why did the elves start going SEELE on Tamriel in the Fourth Era?

Only the polearms master race.

Todd why have you forsaken us?

idk, but google tells me ur a faget

sauce me

>hammerfell
well off to a shitty start

I'd rather prefer they deactivate direnni so we get TES VII: Landfall

Spears are good as well.
Next we're just going to get "melee", "magic" and "bow" skills. No armour skills either and no two handed weapons, since you need to cast spells or fire a bow while you swing your long sword.

>game starts
>look at nimidium
>die
>game ends

And it is GOTYAY.
>black main character
Yeah, we're gonna stop handing TES GOTYs when they make a black guy the lead. Good luck with that.

pic related

>muh mirrors

google.com/search?q=uchiha
>Naruto
all the information necessary

Nigger the last two TES have been exactly that and everyone loves them.

>Pelinaline, reincarnation of the Whitestrake
my sides

Because they're a mix of blacks and arabs. Nobody cares for either and those who "pretend" to do are only doing it for personal gain. But hey, that's the world we live in, you gotta look out for yourself first and maybe those closest to you.

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Give me a quick rundown and I'll get you an answer

>IMAGINE THE KANGZ-POSTING
TODD PLS NO

>game is a console exclusive
Imagine the Nevereverarine-posts

>WE WUZ
>more boring pro men bullshit
>entire race as enemies
>shout ripoff
>meh setting and culture

Plenty of reasons honestly. The best we can hope for is either Valenwood or Elswyr, or both regions due their connection culturally and politically.

there's soem kind of development going on, even if its just writing. which would probably be a good thing. with the engine and assets, theyll probably wait til they flesh that shit out with the other games theyre going to put out sooner. i guess i should pirate PREY in order to get an idea of what we'll be getting.

do you think we'll ever get a return of TES to an RPG skill/attribute system? at this point in their popularity, i feel like they could go back and reintroduce that shit and still maintain their massive popularity. i just wouldnt give them the benefit of the doubt that they would try at this point

Elsweyr is best:
>already split in two in lore
>anequina that has deserts and shit
>pelletine with jungles and shit
>guaranteed diverse and interesting environment
>great khajiit lore to explore with drugs and moons and shit, good balance of basic lore and esoteric lore already
>more aldmeri dominion lore as well as seeing first hand how a dominion province looks like without dropping balls deep into summerset isles
>space colonies
>khajiit are just fucking awesome overall

>liking the literal meth-head niggers

also
>moon monk martial arts
>unarmed combat becomes viable and fleshed out without having to do a lot of modding

I just want to make Meowk Tyson

>thinking bethesda wont retcon any region into "realistic" homogenous desert or forest exclusively
I feel so fucking jaded posting the former, but even before i was aware of this shit thats exactly what they did with oblivion

>oblivion
It still hurts.

gamebryo supports mirrors, are you retarded?

>not wanting GTA:SA: Skyrim
>Todd not wanting to be able to take advantage of the neighborhood clucks in his own game
>thinking i meant cuck rather cluck

>dat book about the Imperial diplomat who goes to Valenwood during some khajiit-bosmer war.

That series was hella cool, if they managed to capture any of it ingane I would be happy. Shame Elsweyr and Valenwood are allies in 4E though

>>unarmed combat becomes viable and fleshed out without having to do a lot of modding
sure user, that's exactly what's going to happen

>if they managed to capture any of it in-game
They won't

>what a magnificent sight is the BBC for a proud cluckold such as myself

>not RPing Eazy-E in all bethesda games

>not breaking out of jail via offering the guards Moon Sugar

Cyrodiil was never a jungle, you twat. Tiber Septim terraformed it using the Thu'um.

No one likes them because they don't use all that fancy pants gay fairy magic faggotry
They're also best race because they don't use all that fancy pants gay fairy magic faggotry

>nice guard give honest khajiit keys for a nice skooma, I was never meant to be here anyway. I dindu nuffins

yeah but TES IIIIII definitely is

>Khajiit have wares if guard has freedoms

#NineLivesMatter

kek

What a minute
>NineLivesMatter
>Nine Divines
>Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
>911
>Over 9000
>It's way past 9 right now
>The maximum level in most rpgs is 99
There is something about the number 9...

>Akatosh
>a divine
It's "By the Eight", not nine.

I'll string you by your own entrails, elf scum

Try me, s'wit. Good luck getting to me, I'm behind six houses.

>tfw Hammerfell is a legitimately interesting province and the Redguards are a legitimately interesting race
>Bethesda has a chance to make a cool fantasy world again like Morrowind
>Huge diversity of cultures with Forebears, Crowns, Yoku, Colovians, Nords, Bretons, Orcs, and maybe even Sload
>They'll just make it Wewuzland because normalfags think diversity means brown people who talk funny

You lost me at Niggerfell.

I'm not sure if it's been said yet cause I'm not skimming all this drivel to get there, but the reason we haven't seen any TES:VI shit yet is because someone at Beth said they don't have the technology to do what they want to do with TES:VI yet. They are incapable of making the game they want to make because of tech limitations. That is of course assuming you're in the business of believing Beth. But I like that reason enough to buy it.

>After making your way to shore, you discover you have an inept ability for sword-singing
No problem. I was going to be a mage anyway. Fuck sword-singing.

>Bethesda getting their shit together and using something besides Gamebryo
I better see some proofs, Todd.

>Game takes place in the 5th Era
>Half-way through your gay little adventure in wherever the fuck you hear giant metallic footsteps
>Numidium stands before you, 10th batallion Aldmeri flight squad engage
>Numidium charges up Ancestroscythe, wipes out every single High Elf from existence within seconds
>Beyond the horizon, Akulakhan rushes in, piloted by the Nerevarine
>Kaiju battle takes place
>Dunmer and Khajiit escape to the stars as the war rages on

>During the final quest, you walk across the seas to Alinor and sink the entire Altmer homeland into the depths of the ocean with your mind
Not all Altmer are Thalmor, user. Probably not even most of them are.

Innate or inherent.