*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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*Runs up the stairs*
*Launches fire ball and kills the dogs*
heh
Nothin personnel kid

I started playing DaS a few days ago, reached this dude on a SL 50, i think, mostly str build.

enter gate, see shit in my face, roll forward, turn around, swing black knight greatsword, boom dead dogs. run upstairs, plunge attack for over half his hp, finish him in two swings.

i can hardly imagine a build where i'd have a problem here, he's paper thin.

great game thus far

*sweeps your path*

now this was actually annoying

>SL50
Are you grinding or something?

what the fuck were they thinking

way too over levelled for this boss, you should be fighting him at around SL 25

The worst boss in the series, by far.

>playing the PS3 version
>die a few times or more every run
>playing the PC version
>have yet to die to him once on any of my runs
I don't get it.

It's not a hard boss, it's just a sucker punch the first time. It's a shit design.

*put up shield*
*win*

wow that was hard

>SL 50
>Black Knight Greatsword
A++ bait

60fps helps if you're using dsfix

He didn't block it, I'm pretty sure he jumping slashed it

didnt they nerf him?

>Laurentius is only able to be saved after you defeat this boss
>If you went the long way around to him then there is literally no reason to fight this boss

I think you're full of SHIT user

>long way around
>to Laurentius
what are you talking about? There is only one entrance to the Depths

>Try to take doggos out for walkies
>Some fat rolling knight boi runs up and tries to stab them

Fucking undead shits

1. Equip greatshield and tank
2. There is no 2

>long way
you can't open the giant Depths door from Blighttown

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This image would be so much better without the fucking retarded reddit-tier text

>Capra Demon
>SL 50
wtf

I liked this boss, especially since you can actually nail both arm orbs from the middle if you're good enough. It also saves progress between attempts, which is surprisingly nice for the game to treat you that way. Punishes lockon shitters but doesn't invalidate shield users.

>SL50

I'm playing Da2 for the first time (also my first souls game) and I've been having fun and just beat the sentinels without much trouble, but holy hell these gargoyles are a pain. I'm playing as a standard warrior so any tips for this fight?

>if you're good enough
you mean if you have a fuckload of firebombs and you get lucky after a bunch of trial and error? The boss clearly isn't meant to be done that way. It's shit, and I LOVE this game.

You are quite literally the only person I've ever seen say they actually like BoC

My pro-tip is don't. The fight sucks my ballsack and I don't believe you even get anything for doing it, besides some souls and a shitty NPC invasion.

BoC isn't that bad once you learn how to bait his sweeps during the final phase.

>you mean if you have a lot of [souls/titanite/time] and get lucky after a bunch of trial and error?
Yeah. Welcome to Dark Souls? Come on, man.

>his

you get an enchanted falchion, the bastille key, and an attunement ring, its not really worth the trouble you're having. But you will want that bastille key at some point darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Bastille Key

>I'm sitting here pretending like I'm looking for answers on how to save my sisters. But really I'm just too afraid to go home ever again. Could you please put my sisters to rest and end their suffering? Please?

nice bait

Why couldn't the CU man up and escort her to her sister's hideout?

*Runs to the alcove on the right at the end of the hall*
*Slashes twice to kill the dogs*
*rolls for his life*
Pshh. Git gud kid

I can't understand how people had that much trouble with this one, it's just an obstacle course, not a boss.

On the other hand, we have this cunt who can't stop spamming that fucking arrow shower, slow purple balls and deathray that knocks you into the floor if it hasn't killed you, all at the same time.

I doubt she would go. Quelana was scared shitless of Izalith. She wouldn't leave but she wouldn't go near the front door either. She's just stuck there.

Post-DaS1 has so many bullshit bosses like this I almost can't even bring myself to single out any of them to complain about specifically. Series just devolved into dick waving for brainlets after the first.

You guys do know there isnt only one path right?

He's only a problem if you both don't have an okay build AND doesn't understand the game.

Mage/pyro? no problem, you can dodge ezpz then just spell spam him to death
Ligth dex guy? no problem, dodge everything and whittle him down, he's slow
Heavy weapons? No problem hyperarmor the dogs then smash his face in he's pretty fragile
Heavy armor+shield? No problem you have enough poise and def to block his attacks and trade
Sword and medium shield with some basic armor? Eat shit kiddo

Aldritch-sama isn't too bad as long as you hold on to his ass tentacle.

That's besides the point. The reason capra usually gives people difficulty is because you get to him at a low-ish level. So talking about how he's easy while being overleveled for him is sutpid

*blush*

I only died to him twice, both because I under estimated his arrows and the second time because I mistimed the arrows. Not really that bullshit, he was squishy as hell and his attacks were all super predictable.

Dark souls has the best characters in the series

Man, I loved Infinity Blade

>Calling Aldritch hard
Jesus Christ, boy.

imagine this shit but with das3 dogs/poise

It was pretty great, yeah. Folklore-driven fantasy and hard sci-fi somehow worked.

haven't played das3 please elaborate

Poise is practically useless in DaS3.

...

>Challenging but fair