SPORE Part 2: Timmy Turner's Rampage

Timmy just defeated the evil black men.Ready for the continued saga?

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Sure

LETS DO THIS SHIT!

This isn't a saga, this is a massacre.

Time to put the land they wasted to good use. Breed more Timmy

You bet your sweet tits I am spanky.

timmy needs a huge fuckin arm to punch the ever loving shit out of his enemies then he'd be the TRUE alpha

TIMMY WILL RISE

TIMMY WILL DESTROY ALL

BLOOD FOR THE TIM GOD

SKULLS FOR TIMMY'S THRONE!

HOP ONWARD TO CONQUEST

I'm worried that Timmy is making many foes across the land. He needs more eyes to spot danger

>this is more popular than the king of dragon pass thread
Why nu-Sup Forums is so pleb?

It ain't easy being queasy.

WE WILL RAISE UPON THIS ROCK THE HORRIBLE DIN OF WAR. WE SHALL CAST TIMMY'S FOES DOWN INTO THE SAND!

Probably because the dragon pass thread got fucked quick due to the OP not fucking building shrines.

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Its begun to downpour, and we can hear thunder in the distance. Timmy's bloodshed has pleased the higher powers.This can only mean good

>Implying underages these days know what Spore is

Let it be known Timmy sheads blood for great rain. What will happen when we kill off all the aliens and only Timmies remain?

Wings when?

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There are probably a few e-celebs who "ironically" played it.

Timmy may be ready for a hand attached to his leg, for easier collection/punching manlets

spore is great except the gameplay is boring
does timmy even have ears to hear the thunder?

>What will happen when we kill off all the aliens and only Timmies remain?
Then, we conquer the stars.
Excellent taste in movie OSTs, sir.
THE GODS THIRST. WE SHALL FILL THEIR CUPS TO OVERFLOWING,

>pleased the higher powers
No user. This isn't pleasure, this is fear. The gods themselves weep because they know what's coming for them.

Ears are for the weak. Timmy doesn't need to hear the constant autistic screeching of the manlets or the wails from the feminist whales!

Timmy only needs to go higher! To the stars! To the great butthole in the center of the galaxy!

Thats all been done is 2014 and 2012.

Timmy spotted something he didnt understand. a floating egg. The gods are clearly telling him more fertility is the way to go for success. This only means one thing. Its time to mate.

Next evolution, along with ears.

But to hear the begging of mercy from ones enemys is surely a reason for ears!

Don'r forget to give him more eyes nigga

make sure to remove the wings before the tribal phase

Timmy are you harvesting skeletons as a good little boy should?

Praise the floating egg god!

WE WILL LOOK UP THE SKY AND REACH THE STARS
STILL HUNGRY

GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
YOU ARE NEXT

*drools*

Why? What does this do?

>2014 was almost 4 years ago
>2004 was almost 14 years ago
>1994 was almost 24 years ago

When did we grow old?

Never forget.

>Begging for mercy
>Giving them even the glimmer of hope that you'd actually listen to them and think, even more a moment of sparing them

Do not even give them the opportunity.

>Downloaded spore a month before I remade my computer
>Didn't change any parts from cell stage; kept cillia for movement, omnivore mouth, and a single eye
>Took over 3 galaxies before I made a new computer

This makes me want to download Spore again just to dick around. Anyone have a reliable download for it?

tibal units with wings can flap their wings to the stars
since you have a limited number of units it really sucks when one of them is in the stratosphere

Can we fuck other species? If we start selectivily breeding for traits and kill off bad offspring/the genetic filth that is their parents we can make a truly divine creature

>Implying we'd want to fuck manlet scum

We dont fuck manlets.
We also dont fuck creatures that have less eyes than us.

That doesn't sound like a very Timmy line of thought to me. user, how many eyes do you have?

But who would win?

This is intelligent design not selection

>tfw spore05 will never be a thing
>tfw you will never create a gruesomely realistic monstrosity and conduct untold horrors on rival species
>tfw everything has to have googly eyes

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL OLD???

The scifi book Pandora's Star has an alien species that genocides literally everything else on its planet then spreads into the stars. Good book.

Here is what I have to offer you. Extra feelers were added to Timmy's mandibles, for better tasting and sensing. Four ears were placed near timmy's foot to sense manlet vibrations through the ground, and Timmy has been given prototype wings until he finds better ones. Thoughts?

Not on this filthy planet, purge these 1 eyed fucks. But there has to be some sweet sweet 6'2 alien pussy Timmy can ravish with his claw

>I routinely instruct girls who were born in 1997
>who were born when I was graduating high school
Let me tell you about feeling old, lad...

He needs more eyes. There's at least one blind spot on the back of his knee.

Did you banged them?

FUCKING NICE
He really looks suitably blobby and the feelers give that nice "abomination" look.

THE GODS OF WAR HAVE LOOKED UPON TIMMY'S BLOODY WORK AND THEY WERE PLEASED. MANY GIFTS WERE GRANTED TO HIM, SO THAT HIS HARVEST MAY GROW EVER MORE BOUNTIFUL

>back of his knee
No user, that's not a blind spot. that's a hole

Hello, human, what going in thread here?

Oh....oh no. Guys we're in trouble

add secondary clawed arms next to the face

EYES
WHAT WE NEED ARE MORE E Y E S

No need to, i will be there one day.
One day i will be seeing folks who were born in 07 pushing a pram or walking with their own kids and on that day i will already be a wizard.

Goodnight lads, praise Timmy. Kill some manlets and prey for rain

Evolve his biggest eye to his knee.

THERE ARE THREE EYES ABOVE THE THREE UNAVAILABLE ONES

Are there no mods to remove that limit?

He must look manlets in the eye

From knee height

This is definitely progress user but you're forgetting one important thing
EYES
Gotta be something useless on there we can do without. Nothing is more important than the eyes

Fuck you you beat me to the reference.

Good lord you're right. i'll add those once we relocate timmy's colony

No, no. But I admired, and I bit my tongue. Young ladies are easy on the eyes, but they require lotsof looking after.

Don't obsess over it. I've tripped over as much pussy as I went chasing. Live, and fill your life with people, places and activities that nourish and please you. Everything else will handle itself.

forgot the photo

Deevolve the useless parts, add more eyes. It must have sight beyond sight. It must have eyes within eyes.

he's so lumpy
good

...

We survived the voyage.

Time to fuck

hot and lumpy

>Not a manlet
>Next nest is like, 5 strides away
>Still got time to fuck

Blessed master timmy race

2 seconds in paint.
no effort given.
take this shitpost

This new home is dangerous. we need to be careful.

i'll add it to the collection

>SO IT WAS THAT TIMMY WAS LED BY THE STARS TO ITS NEW HUNTING GROUNDS. A RUT WAS CALLED, TO SANCTIFY THE EARTH, TO MARK IT WITH THEIR SCENT. I

N THE DISTANCE, CRIES OF UNKNOWN BEINGS CALLED OUT, BECKONING; NEW PREY TO HUNT.

>future generations will be born here

This land must be scoured.

Fight it. It may be tall, but tall things fall down hard. Make it dead.

...

Kill it. It may be tall, but deep inside, it's still a manlet.

...

>WE ARE THE MANLETS NOW
DELET THIS

Recruit it into your party, I remember you being able to recruit titans under special circumstances.

This is making me want to play. What group has the best torrent for it?

OP is disturbingly quiet.

this
you fucking pussy

I chased it down, but ran into something different, but just a big. We were killed.

It was one of my older creations from last year

G-GAMERA?!

fly, spit, kite
we have to use our superior intellect

We must kill the giant turtle

RAPE IS THE BEST FORM OF REVENGE

I think we might need....Help

do they look suitable.

>literally apes
They are disgusting, frivolous, ugly manlets.
But they will work..for now.
Then after we destroy Gamera, we will kill the apes.

no. purge the weaklings.