*FUUNCK* *TISSSSS*

*FUUNCK* *TISSSSS*

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>snipe someone who was up in the air using a platform with balloons tied to it
>banned from their server

*GLARGGH!* *CLACK*

PAH PAH PAH PAH

DONG

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Everytime I see this weapon, Cotton Eye Joe automatically starts playing in my head

BLAW

God what in the fuck is that?

Raow

Cinematic Mod. Its goal is to make everything in HL2 more detailed, but the author of it believes in artistic license way too much

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Doctor Freeman, I presume?

so what does the crossbow from half life actually shoot cuz that shit looks like a tungsten rod or something silly

That, and he has the sense of style and aesthetic taste of your average Nexus modder

HL1-darts
HL2-heated rebar

Yo, I'ma need you to carry me throughout the whole game, need to catch my flight.

Rebar

FULLY MODELED

______ ________

MEDIC!

TAKE COVER!

Fully modeled

FERN

she looks like my cousing who has kidney problems

Amazing

drip drip drip

youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE

>hot rebar
damn that's good

How can I play as an anime girl with other anime girls?

>early 2000s HL2 youtube video
>shitty nu-metal starts to play

Holy fuck that's gold

you're about 11 years late to that party

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

WHERE DID YOU GO

Model packs. A bunch of them are usually listed in the Sven co-op threads here

I expected that. ;_;

FULLY

also post the leaking vag

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alright now post the drip

Why though?

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it must be posted: youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE

valve were a mistake

I remember way back when this guy started I called him out on taking way too many shitty artistic liberties with the game and making it un-Half-Life. His fanboy horde shouted me down.
Good to see I'm once again vindicated.

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so cinematic = turning all the girls into slutty ladyboys

You mean FERNS

heck did valve do

made the game

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but they didn't add dripping vaginas dude

but they enabled the person who did

Oh god, the ferns.
They were there since the beginning. The fucking ferns.
I remember how that exchange went
>wtf is up with these ferns
>IT COULD BE A MUTATED FORM OF FERN THAT GROWS EVERYWHERE HAVE SOME IMAGINATION

no, pornography and being a shut in did

Is that a FERN stalactite

My friend told me you could charge that thing and I thought he was bullshitting for the longest time until I found it was a patched bug.

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>Take time to snipe across far distances
>The moment I reach the area I was sniping the enemies respawn

Fucking Gay.

okay now that's just ridiculous

>crash plane
>remains intact

>phased through the bridge

Good pilot, bruh

You're now hearing the spin up sound

>there are secret messages too
Damn, an unhealthy amount of time was put into this video.

wowowuwuwubwubwubwubwubwubwub

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JIGGLIN

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FERNS?

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What?

*Squelch*

youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE

nice get
c'mon m8
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I never really understood the Half-Life 2 Crossbow.

>Powerful enough to fire a comparably heavy piece of construction rod a long distance and pierce Combine armour despite the rod not even being sharpened.
>Heats the rod to red hot levels which would further reduce the effectiveness of the piercing capability and also cauterize wounds it inflicts.

i wander what they smell like haha

but it GLOWS

>the heyday of the hl1 era is long gone

It looks cool tho.

Thank

I think if something like sven coop came out now days people here would say it is twitchbait, underage shit.

>The secret messages hold keys to decode other secret messages
>30 hours of editing
>570GB of uncompressed footage

The madman

Why does the rebar heat up immediately and not before the shot instead?

Wouldn't the battery drain really fast?

>the fucking ricochet into the strider

DO YOU SUCK DICKS

RrrRRRRRRRrrRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRRRrrrrrrrrRRR------PSHOOOOOOWW

future tech

DOYOUS-DOYOUSU-DOYOUSUCK-DOYOUS-DOYOUSUCKD-DOYOU-DOYOUSUCK-DOYOUSUCKDI-DOYOUSUCK-

I was a teen, sorry. I made a better version for machinima. Ah, these were the days. 7 years after not having anything to do with them I still get a couple of automated bucks every few months for the views though, heh. I abandoned that channel long time ago because I didn't want to get popular, so I created a new and unknown one just so I can make shitty inside joke videos for my friends

I listened to SOAD recently again and I think they're still cool

>dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot
The footsteps alone make it.

Christ. You're still here? How much did you make off of it?

Don't be so hard on yourself. 2009 was a different era and the mod is fucking hilarious. How long did it take to make?

>Need any help with this one?
youtu.be/ozNhNmjJvIc

Sounds like a TF2 character.

Holy shit it's actually you

Hey, I wasn't judging you personally. It was a trend at the time.
At least it wasn't Creed.

How the fuck can a crossbow be that powerful anyway? It pins men to stone walls from 100 yards away. It would take your shoulder off shooting that thing.

It wasn't a direct partnership with youtube. I didn't make any money out of the 2 millions, only from those 80 or so thousands on the one I uploaded to machinima. A couple of hundreds. It was a different time and making money off youtube was an exception, not a rule. Especially for a teen from eastern europe who just did it for fun. I lost interest in machinima, but I draw stuff now and take pics. Life is good.

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>I draw stuff now
post it

Neat.

No no no, OP you're doing it all wrong, it's THWUMP! *click*BZZZZZZZT