Tfw you will never watch this for the first time ever again

>tfw you will never watch this for the first time ever again

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Meh

as a huge mario fan it looks like fucking shit god what have they done to my mario

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Etika is the only Youtuber worth watching react.

Honestly the gameplay they showed at E3 looked boring as shit and so far its all been pre rendered eye candy

Did this really have such a big impact on people? I don't hate mario or anything but at least to me that trailer seemed pretty basic, showing the typical mario stuff.

sorry but I don't know any of this eceleb shit I just youtubed nintendo switch and picked the cock sucking thumbnails

You shouldn't use words you don't know the meaning of

Nintendo doesn't do pre-renders

how come its never kids... its always adult guys with beards

Nigga what? If you think the game looks bad then fine whatever. But if you think we haven't seen a bunch of gameplay then you're a freaking retard

>pre rendered
>actual gameplay shown in treehouse
Got me thinkin.....

There is a meme about Odyssey reminding people of Mario64 back in the day. It was true as fuck.

>breath of the wild

I'M FRE*KING SORRY OKAY!!!

JUST PLEASE STOP BULLYING US YOU FRE*KING NINTENPOOPS

On nintendildos yes. Everything nintendo makes is 10/10 goty masterpiece.

Oh yeah all the basic mario stuff like realistics trexes, body possession of enemies and npcs, a full fledged lyrical song, wedding dress peach, and Pauline in a 3D Mario.
You know all stuff we've seen before, standard mario fare

imo pretty autistic if a wedding dress on peach and the other shit gets everyone hyped up to the point where they wish they could see the trailer for the first time again

>pre rendered eye candy
well its not "pre rendered" so I'm glad you think it looks good.

t. Nintentard

It does absolutely nothing for me.

Won what?
Apologize for what?

Jesus christ, grow the fuck up already. You're embarrassing to watch.

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT IT HAS PAULINE IN 3D WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS PAULINE
said no one ever, because it's a literally who side character in a kiddie game

A mind possession platformer sounds neato as fuck. I'm not sure if this will prove the Switch to be a worthwhile product in the end since I'm a firm believer that you also need actual third party support to hold it but I'd be lying if I said this game isn't catching my attention.

Cry harder

That's not prerendering.

>mario reacts to super mario odyssey trailer reacting to super mario odyssey trailer reacting to super mario odyssey trailer reacting to mario reacting to switch
this sounds like a great idea.

youtube.com/watch?v=XZmxvig1dXE

>piranha plant bouquet
Ok, I chuckled.

That's not prerendering.

>You will never listen to that song for the first time again and feel an unexpected, almost magical, surge of happiness and child-like wonder

>why arent children youtube reviewers
gee I wonder why

Yes it is, no reason to believe that they're running it real time on a 10TF computer as there's no reason for it to be real time

it's absolutely not on the Wii U though as even a PS4 couldn't run that shit

>grow the fuck up
>anime reaction pic
pottery

I apologize for that one thing that i never said, i feel truly ashamed. I've been bested by OP once again

go earlier than that:
youtu.be/u_fyOkrteqM?t=26

if Nintendo was making games on PC maybe we'd have something like this, too

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It's legitimately one of the best video game trailers ever made. Due in part to it managing to generate hype like on par with a reveal trailer when that first one six months ago already had people excited.

>You hit the audience with a bait and switch that they're not even sure what to make of yet
>Music kicks in accompanied by imagery that matches it, so the audience is more immediately accepting when a jazzy song with lyrics is in their Mario trailer
>Shots of enviroments never tackled in a Mario game before
>Elaboration on previously introduced mechanic of hat tossing and how that factors into platforming
>Elaboration on initial stinger in the opening, you can posses things
>You can posses ENEMIES
>You can posses OBJECTS
>You can posses ANYTHING THAT MOVES
>Music swells with images that tell you this Mario game is a coherent adventure, obviously not story-heavy but the incentive for it has a greater sense of urgency than what you're used to
>Final montage showing how different possessions actually provide you with substantial abilities
>Bring it home with the final shot being in the same place as where the music began
>Release date that tells you THERE WILL BE NO DELAY like a November-December one would
Call dicksucker all you want, I own and enjoy plenty of games on PS4, but nothing this E3 compared to the Odyssey trailer.

there's a roach among the switch shill-unboxers and mario.

i want game to delayed because i see so many red flags.

I'll never understand adults getting excited when this cartoon jumps out and says "WAHHOOOOO".
I mean I can enjoy childish things as much as any reasonable adult, but I really see zero appeal to the Mario character. He's basically Micky Mouse, just a blank slate that gets plastered on everything they want to sell for twice as much.

Those are just checkpoints

>he actually knows one of these fuckers

I'm not feeling it. Mario Galaxy was amazing though, though way too easy

I mean possession seems fucking basic, I geat that it can be neat but I don't see what's so incredibly exciting about that, the coolest shit from Odyssey is that link between world 2D/3D switching

It's fine if you don't like Mario, i don't what else to tell, get some other game that appeals to you

Children are the main demographic of Sony and Microsoft consoles. Men are the main demographic of PC and Nintendo consoles.

That's not prerendering.

>COD is for kids, Pokemon is for men

well nintendo and PC are older than sony and Microsoft.

Most Sony/Microsoft first party games cant even be sold to children. Nearly every Nintendo first party is rated E. Adult Nintendo fanboys run on nostalgia mostly.
The gameplay might be fun, but the surface appeal of a mario game is zero if you are not a mario fanboy.

Yes, that's what he's saying.

The rating literally doesn't matter. Kids are more interested in CoD, GTA, Assassin's Creed, and etc than Mario, Zelda, or Metroid.

>tfw only 26 and already feel nothing at this

it just looks like any other nintendo game, then again people loved 3D World and I thought it was shallow as fuck. the series has never surpassed Mario Sunshine, I can only hope this one will, but based on the levels they've shown I doubt it will have any coherence at all.

But real functioning adult males only play temple run on their phone.

Not that user, but I'm still pretty damn shocked. The last time she was really in the spotlight was the arcade Donkey Kong.

yup, have you ever seen a kid admitting to liking pokeymen? they like God of War and Cowadoody because they're really grown up in taste and are deathly afraid of being seen as childish

>Sunshine babby

Wew

Sure but really who gives a shit? Like there's nothing to the character and even more it's a character in the mario universe, who gives a shit about some mario lore?

>yup, have you ever seen a kid admitting to liking pokeymen?

Are you joking?
It's still as big of a huge fad when a new game comes out as ever. Many MANY children still enjoy Nintendo games. Not going to claim that kids are not fond of CoD/AC/other games they shouldn't be able to buy, but Nintendo still has a huge number of child fanboys as well.

I'm not sure what you mean by basic, really. I haven't watched any more footage after the trailer, but the trailer alone shows that every object that can be possessed provides some kind of combat or movement ability that will no doubt be necessary for completing challenges. If a game like 3D World can provide us with levels that each have their own internal mechanics that are expanded upon and discarded for the next one quickly, I have full faith that the possession powers will be implemented inventively.

If you are not excited for this game then you literally don't know how to have fun and enjoy video games.

No other explanation.

>anything remotely linear is bad

sasel puto calvo

Is Mario the hat?
Seems like all these years the hat was merely possessing a random italian plumber

Just look up angry screaming monkeys on youtube instead and you'll be fine

>implying any kind of react content is worth watching
>implying ETIKA, the biggest faggot who just WOAAAAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH is worth a second of your time

FUCK OFF

>has characters and an actual story grounded in reality in one place
>all the levels despite their variety and gimmicks feel like places the piantas actually live and thrive, and not simply a linear path of things that only exist to be in Mario's way (like Galaxy and 3D World)
>the sterile-floating-block-obstacle-courses in the void are hidden secrets totally detached from the game world itself
>characters are allowed to have personality, make jokes, and are going about their own lives while Mario does his thing
>an actual clever subversion of Bowser's usual motives where he's just trying to make Jr happy with a family vacation, supplementing Peach for the mother figure
>game actually manages to make you feel emotions over a robot water pump
>fully rendered cutscenes
>more movement options than he ever had before (or since)-- entire game can be beaten without even using the Hover Nozzle if you are skilled enough, so the FLUDD only enhances Mario's moveset; it doesn't completely rely on it to make his movement fun or interesting
>Yoshi is in the game by default whereas he was a selling point in Galaxy 2 simply because he wasn't in the original

You're confusing kids with teenagers. 10+ kids will say that stupid shit, actual kids love Pokemon and Mario.

I mean I get you, teens act worse than children but let's get the facts here.

>there are four Broodals
>Harriet ends up being the one shown off first
After the shitshow of the Wii U, Nintendo is a master at marketing now.

YESSEY

Is it just me or is that an awful thumbnail to go with?

You forgot to mention these
>blue coins
>gameplay isn't as good

DUDE SWING MUSIC LMAO

>level variety
>Beach level one and beach level 2

I mean, Mario 64 took place in a castle but that doesn't mean all the levels were medieval themed

Wooohooo!! oh boy!
A new Mario game! wow! so exciting! i can´t wait to play another Mario game!!! yay!

Blue Coins could be fixed in they didn't prompt you to save after every single one, and make you cash shines in one at a fucking time.

The game is certainly not flawless. But no game is (except BOTW according to idiots)

If they made an SMS HD I would seriously hope the blue coins are streamlined, autosaving in general would make the game a lot less clunky, since it would prompt you to save near-constantly

Are you... being sarcastic?

BING BING WAHOO BROTHER!!!

There is one beach stage, one harbor, one theme park with a small beach at the shore, one hotel with a beach outside of it, one hilly rural level with a lake-- I mean, yeah, a lot of stages have water, cuz it's an island, and you need sources of water for FLUDD, sure.

But I don't see that as a minus since the game looks great visually and has landmarks that easily set each chunk of the resort apart.

Shouldn't be hard to surpass Sunshine considering it's the worst 3D Mario.

>Try to find footage of him going on tor
>He made a Spotify joke on the spot about selling crystal meth

That was pretty good

ODYSSEY YA SEE

>Nintendo winning anything
Kek nice meme

Etika isn't a gamer user. He barely finishes the games he plays. The most he played was Pokemon XY and Showdown. That doesn't make him a gamer already.

>So you see, a game not released yet is considered a blunder
wow

ODYSSEY, YESSEY!

I don't get it, this image is not even funny or particularly well made, and yet it keeps getting posted over and over again

It's obvious bait but gets replies anyway.

it's always the same idiot trying to push his anti-Nintendo agenda

>You will never watch a trailer and go on a roller coaster for 25 seconds guessing that it's Xenoblade 2, but then you see a dinosaur and assume it's Monster Hunter, but it's a regular T-Rex so it must be a dinosaur game, but then it has Mario and you realize it's Odyssey.
>You will never feel the same confusion and delight that a realistic T-Rex is in a Mario game
>You will never get caught off guard again that there's a song with lyrics for a Mario game

Why even live?

So what do you people think will happen at the end of the game?
1. Donkey Kong appears and you posses him to fight Bowser in the middle of the city
2. Mario and Bowser throw their hats at each other and you get to fight as Bowser trying to kill Mario

It's amazing seeing live reactions of the video and how every single person has that exact same thought process.

>pre rendered

>>You will never watch a trailer and go on a roller coaster for 25 seconds guessing that it's Xenoblade 2, but then you see a dinosaur and assume it's Monster Hunter, but it's a regular T-Rex so it must be a dinosaur game, but then it has Mario and you realize it's Odyssey.
This was me. What the fuck? Everyone must have been thinking the same.

>then you see a dinosaur and assume it's Monster Hunter, but it's a regular T-Rex so it must be a dinosaur game
You will always get disappointed because it's not a Turok reboot, but you'll never really care that much at the end of the day cause it's Mario Odyssey.

Laughed out loud. Thanks, user

>>You will never get caught off guard again that there's a song with lyrics for a Mario game
And that it is Pauline singing!! She only appeared for a few seconds ny the end of the trailer

>Mario Galaxy was amazing though, though way too easy
>he didn't do the purple coins missions
>he didn't play as luigi

That's because he's the only Nigger smart enough to use his heritage as entertainment.