This is an Orc ration.
This is an Orc ration
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That's not a cute elf!
>including maggoty bread
maximum savage
This is an elf ration.
That fish looks like shit
It's dried or cured. Of course it looks like shit.
This is an Human ration.
This is typically consumed by human adventurers.
it needs more semen
This looks good.
This is what Lizardfolk eat while on the go.
why is there money in the shot?
do people eat coins? is there a dragon hiding?
i bet my left testicle these pictures are from reddit
what do the gnomes eat
>coins
They eat coins?
my peenus wenus
did you actually eat those bones?
>no money
Argonions BTFO
...
Why pack money when you can steal it from others?
>not gallons of semen
one job.
You eat the marrow.
are those shits on a string?
No you idiot, you eat the marrow inside.
If you are bones you run the risk of getting bone splinters stuck inside of you.
wow so this is the power of white cuisine... amazing
Damn it, I am hungry now.
Is the dorf one just beer?
not gonna lie op, that looks amazing.
blood sausages
are those giant blackberries or is everything else just fun sized
This is what rape babies eat.
what's that on the bottom right
a piece of an old mattress?
I think they just get their pay for the day at the same time as everything else.
that's fucking fancy, why are lizards more fancy than all the other races?
cheese
>other race's money
this is neat and all but how is it video games
That's the expense of the ration.
This what what Dorves eat.
Thats my kinda fuckin rations.
Whose snowflake tumblr is this?
>Lizardfolk eat lizard legs
wat
really nigga you gon carry eggs like dat
ganondorf is cute! Cute!
I'm so hungry now.
>If you are bones
they're probably boiled
It's so you can go out and buy some real food after throwing that stuff away.
frogs arent lizards dummy
the fuck are rape babies
>If you are bones
Half orcs mate.
>if you are bones
Before I answer you, what do you think those red things in the Bottomn left are?
why dont they just eat a bag of cheetos or something instead of that garbage?
Filename, half-orcs are orc rape babies.
So lizardfolk are bug-eating cajuns?
I'm not sure how I should feel about this.
This is what Todd Howard eats.
Those are amphibians.
Lizardfolk are reptiles.
whats a rape baby?
This is making me want to read more Dungeon Meshi
are they supposed to eat the bone marrow off of that or what
>rations
>1/5th of the things dont hold up past a day
lmao wut
Coins near the food triggers me.
Post tiefling food
a baby that is the result of a rape
product of a rape
It was a fucking mistake, excuse me for being a phoneposter.
i tough halflings where master chefs
Tbh I fucking love crayfish so this looks pretty tasty
>Bread
>Eggs
>Cheese
>NUTZ
>Seasoned Chicken
Dood, daz pretty good.
theyre only half a chef
If anyone's wondering, the pics ITT are recreations of the "racial rations" from Pathfinder, a tabletop RPG that's basically Dungeons & Dragons 3.75 (neckbeards), an alternative to D&D 3.5 (neckbeards), or the 4e (casuals), or 5e (casuals)
They all hate each other (the players, not the races)
how does an orc know what a menu is?
You mean crawdads?
Harmless Tidepoolers
wonder who's behind this post
Just because Gordon Ramsay is, it doesn't mean all of them are.
>chopsticks
This thread is shit, all of it is just human food.
>d&d map
>orc ration with little meat and no decomposition or raw
>when d&d orcs want basically only meat and prefer any stage of rancid before poisonous to preserved or cooked meat
>VEGGIES
>it´s probably not even meat of a sentien species
>this is what white girls eat
This is what mistakes eat.
They're MCIs.
>ayo check out CHEEEEZ NUUTZ
Tell me one of you fuckers has that "mad bones out of fries" screencap, I've lost it.
breddy good
I like this thread.
holy fuck they eat rocks
>dorf
no beer
>drow
WINE
what is this injustice?
That looks pretty good
So... they are englishmen?
The most appetizing ration is the half orc ration
the elf one looks like shit
englishmen dont eat rocks you silly
Question , what do brazilians eat?
now lets get this out on a tray
nice!
Let's get this out on a tray.
Nice!!!
It's all the same thing regardless of what label we put to it
Sssss
It's the proper utensil for that dish.
century eggs?
*borf*