This is an Orc ration

This is an Orc ration.

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LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

M A G G O T Y B R E A D

That's not a cute elf!

>including maggoty bread

maximum savage

This is an elf ration.

That fish looks like shit

It's dried or cured. Of course it looks like shit.

This is an Human ration.

This is typically consumed by human adventurers.

it needs more semen

This looks good.

This is what Lizardfolk eat while on the go.

why is there money in the shot?

do people eat coins? is there a dragon hiding?

i bet my left testicle these pictures are from reddit

what do the gnomes eat

>coins

They eat coins?

my peenus wenus

did you actually eat those bones?

>no money
Argonions BTFO

...

Why pack money when you can steal it from others?

>not gallons of semen
one job.

You eat the marrow.

are those shits on a string?

No you idiot, you eat the marrow inside.
If you are bones you run the risk of getting bone splinters stuck inside of you.

wow so this is the power of white cuisine... amazing

Damn it, I am hungry now.

Is the dorf one just beer?

not gonna lie op, that looks amazing.

blood sausages

are those giant blackberries or is everything else just fun sized

This is what rape babies eat.

what's that on the bottom right
a piece of an old mattress?

I think they just get their pay for the day at the same time as everything else.

that's fucking fancy, why are lizards more fancy than all the other races?

cheese

>other race's money

this is neat and all but how is it video games

That's the expense of the ration.

This what what Dorves eat.

Thats my kinda fuckin rations.

Whose snowflake tumblr is this?

>Lizardfolk eat lizard legs
wat

really nigga you gon carry eggs like dat

ganondorf is cute! Cute!

I'm so hungry now.

>If you are bones

they're probably boiled

It's so you can go out and buy some real food after throwing that stuff away.

frogs arent lizards dummy

the fuck are rape babies

>If you are bones

Half orcs mate.

>if you are bones

Before I answer you, what do you think those red things in the Bottomn left are?

why dont they just eat a bag of cheetos or something instead of that garbage?

Filename, half-orcs are orc rape babies.

So lizardfolk are bug-eating cajuns?
I'm not sure how I should feel about this.

This is what Todd Howard eats.

Those are amphibians.

Lizardfolk are reptiles.

whats a rape baby?

This is making me want to read more Dungeon Meshi

are they supposed to eat the bone marrow off of that or what

youtube.com/watch?v=XTKyBqZp31Y

>rations
>1/5th of the things dont hold up past a day

lmao wut

Coins near the food triggers me.

Post tiefling food

a baby that is the result of a rape

product of a rape

It was a fucking mistake, excuse me for being a phoneposter.

i tough halflings where master chefs

Tbh I fucking love crayfish so this looks pretty tasty

>Bread
>Eggs
>Cheese
>NUTZ
>Seasoned Chicken

Dood, daz pretty good.

theyre only half a chef

If anyone's wondering, the pics ITT are recreations of the "racial rations" from Pathfinder, a tabletop RPG that's basically Dungeons & Dragons 3.75 (neckbeards), an alternative to D&D 3.5 (neckbeards), or the 4e (casuals), or 5e (casuals)

They all hate each other (the players, not the races)

how does an orc know what a menu is?

You mean crawdads?

Harmless Tidepoolers

wonder who's behind this post

Just because Gordon Ramsay is, it doesn't mean all of them are.

>chopsticks

This thread is shit, all of it is just human food.

>d&d map
>orc ration with little meat and no decomposition or raw
>when d&d orcs want basically only meat and prefer any stage of rancid before poisonous to preserved or cooked meat
>VEGGIES
>it´s probably not even meat of a sentien species

>this is what white girls eat

This is what mistakes eat.

They're MCIs.

>ayo check out CHEEEEZ NUUTZ

Tell me one of you fuckers has that "mad bones out of fries" screencap, I've lost it.

breddy good

I like this thread.

holy fuck they eat rocks

>dorf
no beer

>drow
WINE

what is this injustice?

That looks pretty good

So... they are englishmen?

The most appetizing ration is the half orc ration

the elf one looks like shit

englishmen dont eat rocks you silly

Question , what do brazilians eat?

now lets get this out on a tray


nice!

Let's get this out on a tray.

Nice!!!

It's all the same thing regardless of what label we put to it
Sssss

It's the proper utensil for that dish.

century eggs?

*borf*